AudRubbish

There are two things in life that I am very used to.

1. Being a lamppost wtf.

Most of the time I am single, and when I am not I get involved in long distance relationships wtf. So I never have a boyfriend around. Most of my best friends also tend to be very pro-commitment and have relationships that last forever wtf (must learn some tips from them wtf) and so whenever we go out or there are trips guess who is sticking out like a sore thumb wtf.

Can’t remember the number of times I’ve sat in the car backseat and listened to lovers manja to each other / indulge in public displays of affection wtf. Everyone brought partners to the Club’s trip to Port Dickson last year (except me! and Min Li phew), and this year’s Club trip to Redang (if it happens) looks like it’s going to be the same.

But it doesn’t really bother me la. Everyone is very nice to me and showers me with love anyway so I’m good wtf.

2. Being broke wtf.

As far back as I can remember I always have no money wtf. Seriously my financial handling sucks. Pray to god my parents don’t read this while I’m around. Not like they don’t know anyway wtf.

I don’t even think I buy that many things. Like last year I counted and I had enough to buy a Dior bag! But then I dunno what I did and spent it all on clothes and shoes. Honestly =.=

And I’ve been living in poverty this whole semester! I don’t remember buying a single thing this whole year (living in denial wtf) Okay fine maybe a few items here and there but every single one from Forever21 the cheapest store in the world ok (and maybe some from Bebe too la wtf)

But all this living in debt will change from today onwards!


Because look what I got in the mail wtf.

A booklet to teach young alumnae how to handle their finances.


One of the key characteristics of an adult is to have a job wtf.


Very important as well.

And one of the key pieces of advice in the booklet was that gambling is not a reliable source of income WTF HAHAHAHAHAH OF COURSE LA WHO WOULD THINK IT IS HAHAHAHAHAHAH

As further proof of my financial status, here’s a video of Jeannie, Mild and Angela showing off their shopping buys while I look on in envy because while they shopped I wrote my thesis in Starbucks wtf.

Tomorrow Ooib is going to join my parents in Boston and they are going to stay there for 2 days to explore the city while I stay here and prepare my thesis to be handed over to the library and go for Mandatory Commencement Rehearsal at 8am the school is insane.

Anyway I am suddenly very excited about staying in New York City for a month!

I am going to visit every single museum there! Especially the Museum of Modern Art and the Guggenheim MMMMMM I love art museums and science museums and natural history museums and exhibitions and planetariums and aquariums and zoos wtf.

And I really really want to go see a Broadway performance. I have no idea how much the cheapest tickets are though. But I so wanna go now especially after I heard Ooib went to see Evita ARGHHHH and then Fat Her tried to bluff me that they watched Miss Saigon wtf.

But if i can get tickets for say…less than 100 I’m there! wtf.

Comments (23)

  • u can look online for cheap broadway ticket. http://www.broadwaybox.com/
    or you can go there a few hours before the shows and get them! =)

  • MUSEUMMMMMMMMMM AUD!!!!! 😀 hahaha

    eh broadway???? Let’s watch MARY POPPINS hahaha or RENT! or.. LEGALLY BLONDE AHAHAHHAA ok la ok la whatever is the cheapest we can get our grubby hands on la wtf

    EH YOU LIKE ZOOS ONE AH. come we go to the bronx zoo and see tiger. or whatever. i wonder if got polar bear.

    still kinda pissed off about my bag and my notes wtf why are my handwritten notes always in danger! benci.

  • I did a lot a research b4 i went for the broadway show. You can go there and queue up for 50% off ticket. Look for TKTS booth. Normally is open around 3pm. You can get more info here. http://www.tdf.org/ I just love the broadway show! If I can stay there for 1 month like you going to do, i think i will watch the broadway show everyday!!! I only manage to watch the classic phantom of opera, the stage is fantastic!! No where else in the world you can get such a nice show…..

  • Don’t forget the Met!

    The Metropolitan Museum of Art is an incredible museum. You could literally spend days inside. It’s one of my favourite places.

    The MOMA is ver nice but a bit overpriced. The building and photography and industrial design is nice tho.

    Best thing about NYC is the ramen selection. They opened a branch of Ippudo in the village. Must try when I’m there in June!

  • Haha of course we’ll shower you with lots of love and attention wtf *sayangs

    You can bring Max as date HAHAHA he’s really loyal…

  • bwahahha i have the same fate as you! not the first one though..but the second one! always being broke! T__T

  • Hey there, how’s your fingers?

    I love the broadway too! Seen a few – Phantom, 42nd St, Spamalot (damn funny) and A Chorus Line (boring). Did both broadwaybox and TKTS lining up. Broadway box definitely get you tickets at better rates and you can *somewhat* pick your seats. Join in TKTS queue for the tourist experience. Haha.

    And I love the Natural History museum! So envious lah. I wanna go to NYC again.

  • Forgot to add, you can get

  • Alamak. Sorry to spam. My comment got truncated.

    Anyway, was suggesting that you should totally try this Japanese eatery at St Mark’s Place. It’s called Kenka. Interesting atmosphere and the food is good and cheap. Favourite haunt for NYU students.

    aud: what’s broadway box? sorry i dunno anything! and doesnt kenka mean fight in japanese hahaha

  • Kenka is an EXCELLENT izakaya! Right down to the pickanik tables and old movie posters inside!

    They usually have a queue to get seated though…

    aud: haha ok i’ll check it out. thanks!

  • as cliche as this may sound, YOU’VE TO CATCH PHANTOM OF THE OPERA !!

    my brother who hated operas ended up cheering his head off after the show. and don’t compare it with the movie cause it’s 9991893x better !

    aud: thts what everyone says! ok la see if i can find cheap tickets for it

  • musuem wtf
    eh u know who to come to if you need financial guidance wtf cheh i always give u sound advices wtf but u just say i kiamsiap boohoo

    aud: no la i admire your powers of saving wtf

  • hi…
    v hav the similarity in being a lamp post always,being single most of the time,involve in long distance relationship…:P
    but..at least i m nt always tht broke..
    *wink wink*..^^

    aud: ya im more suay haha T_T

  • go for the phantom on weekdays! tickets are usually cheaper on weekdays.
    anyway, enjoy and have fun.. i might be in nyc mid june to get a new passport.. let me know whether you will still be there. i will try to hook you up with my friend for a job…

    aud: job in US? but i didn’t apply for opt:( and i will be there the whole of june if u wanna meet up!

  • ya i’m permanently broke also i’m never with money T__________T that’s why i really need to marry someone rich la if not whole life living in fear of credit card debt. now father pay big already who pay T______T

    my love in redang am i not going to be your date! we can do girly things together ok while they have sex we can… err… watch sad movies wtf

    aud: ya we can laugh at jokes that noone else gets wtf /boo

  • ahahhah aud why you so funny 1. lampost and 2. broke wtf.

    and those pictures damn hilarious ok, some more you look so serious while reading the booklet XD

    gambling is not a source of income wtf of course not lah, if it is then it would be called a full-time job instead of a vice!

    aud: yalah but to think they imagine that there are people who think it is hahahaha

  • i can totally relate to u feeling lampost-y… cos some of my friends & their other halves are really sticky! i mean, sometimes i jus wish for some girl time that’s all…

    aud: haha no la i have a lot of girl time cos im in a girls school wtf

  • your life seems so meaningless without your soulmate

    aud: not just my soulmate but all my other friends left campus too T3T and the weather was just horrible this week so i didn’t feel like doing anything T_T

  • haha i love the shopping video you guys did. You looked so cute XD

  • i am always broke too and i thought i was so skint this year! dunno where all the money went to hehehe

  • no opt? how to work in the US? hmm.. oh well. i guess you will be going home for good then, right?
    sure, we can go grab coffee or a meal! i will probably be in NYC in june…

  • nooOo I think itz mainly ur soulmate.

  • is angela and shanshan malaysian??

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