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Do you want to marry a billioinaire wtf

A conversation with Tze where we tried to figure out which Forbes billionaire we should aim for WTF.

tzeching. says:
http://www.forbes.com/lists/2008/10/billionaires08_Mikhail-Prokhorov_JW8Z.html
my new target
single wtf and relatively young

*princess aud ❤ says:
ya just 10 yrs younger than ur dad wtf
russian is not a good nationality *frets

tzeching. says:
ya but look at the amount of money he has!!!

*princess aud ❤ says:
with just a bachelors degree/boo [because I always want to get a graduate degree]

tzeching. says:
/boo
u can do it!
(what did he do to earn that much though wtf)

*princess aud ❤ says:
wtf the kwok brothers [from Hong Kong]
all damn ugly
wah a mexican in 2nd place not bad wtf [2nd in Forbes list of world’s richest men]

tzeching. says:
YA THAT’S WHAT I SAID
ya hahahaha the kwok brothers

*princess aud ❤ says:
whos the first msian on the list?

tzeching. says:
but kena kick out of the board because of a woman
robert kuok

*princess aud ❤ says:
eh i mean at number what?

tzeching. says:
dunno
88 or sthg wtf

*princess aud ❤ says:
wtf
li ka shing high school dropout/boo
eh his son [richard li] is a billionaire in his own right

tzeching. says:
ya so is lim goh tongs
but if u see properly u can see wealth: inherited wtf

*princess aud ❤ says:
why arent u looking at billionaire bachelors instead wtf

tzeching. says:
GOT MEH
GOT SUCH A LIST MEH

*princess aud ❤ says:
but in his own right means he made it himself!
http://www.forbes.com/businessbillionaires/2008/04/08/billionaires-zuckerberg-burkle-biz-billies-cx_af_0408
billiebachelors_slide_2.html?thisSpeed=15000

tzeching. says:
i was looking at malaysia’s richest ppl
then got bored of figuring out if i knew their sons wtf

*princess aud ❤ says:
Prince Albert von Thurn und Taxis, Germany
Net worth: $2.3 billion
Age 24. Single.
but hes balding at 24 wtf

*princess aud ❤ says:
http://www.forbes.com/businessbillionaires/2008/04/08/billionaires-zuckerberg-burkle-biz-billies-cx_af_0408billiebachelors_slide_
7.html?thisSpeed=30000
the facebook guy is my age
or maybe a yr older la
http://www.forbes.com/businessbillionaires/2008/04/08/billionaires-zuckerberg-burkle-biz-billies-cx_af_0408billiebachelors_slide_8.
html?thisSpeed=29000
eh this guy not bad uk wan
i think u should consider him wtf

tzeching. says:
eh ya not bad hor
david ross hmm easy name to remember
oooh stays at london!

*princess aud ❤ says:
sigh richard li canot hope la so ugly

tzeching. says:
eh but [david ross] got child must reconsider

*princess aud ❤ says:
u can ship it off to boarding school wtf
oh cheh the top guys on the list werent even that rich la
4 billion or so only wtf

tzeching. says:
ya la 2.3 billion cheh wtf

WTF talk like a billion is a drop in the bucket and as though billionaire hunting is possible wtf.

Anyway I was in Penang for a day last weekend.

When we departed for it, I was damn enthusiastic about taking pictures to commemorate the trip (dunno for what also since I was born in Penang and have been back 4095309303505 times)

I realize ever since I’m not with Angie and Mild anymore I hardly take pics! And Mild says the same thing too why ar is it some special chemistry we have that makes us take thousands of pics at a time.


Is a lansi face wtf. While waiting in the car for Ooib to finish shitting damn fan ok slow all of us down wtf.


Me and Fat Her in Bidor.


As you can see I was terribly bored. Since when do I take pictures of processed food!


Suet and Ooib engaged in the process of eating.


So was Fat Her wtf.


My nails! Part of my costume for Nuffnang’s Wild Live thingy.


Petai!


Petai man! wtf.


Then Fat Her bought some bread (to eat with curry) what is this dish called.


With the shop uncle wtf.


A few months ago I wrote this about our family trips to Penang.

“We always drove by this lime or quartz hill that was shaped like a monkey’s head because miners had been extracting stone from it. I don’t know how it ended up looking like a monkey, but in my head I always called it Sun Wugong. In the past few years though, the hill’s getting more and more eroded and looks nothing like Sun Wugong now.”

The mountain in the picture above is the monkey’s head. Can you imagine the greenery on top as the monkey’s fur and the sand and stone where his face used to be?


My outfit for Wild Live! I was a bee! That’s where my nails came in, bees and flowers go together ma! But I am not sure if I want to blog about it because everyone else did and I looked like shit in most of the pictures it’s the Big Event Syndrome I tell you where in a big event where it’s so important you look good you will inadvertently look like crap. T___________T

Comments (22)

  • that’s a lovely bee pic aud u’re the perfect bee

  • ahahah !! i love your bee outfit ! damn creative 😀 and the feelers are so cute i wna reach into the screen and grab it hahaha T__T

  • Ha ha buzz buzz buzz

  • your nails damn nice babie !!! I think I still take as much pix as b4 == wtf issit me wtf

  • so cute ok your costume! what did you make your wings out of? is it tulle or something?

    and the dish in bidor is called…curry chicken with bread wtf. damn boring translation right, but that’s what the restaurant named it as mah. you got buy bidor chicken biscuits or not. wtf i sound so auntie hahah

  • ninininininininininini de fingernails like that how to eat ah?
    Cannot indulge in your favourite past time loh… dig gold.

  • *princess aud ❤ says:
    u can ship it off to boarding school wtf

    HAHAHA DAMN HEARTLESSS. so funny. i love ur costume ah!

  • What do you mean you look like crap?!! your costume (as the bee) is so cute ^^.. i luv the nail…btw… what with his whole wild life thing?? for a moment there i thought you were just dressing up with your family like that to go to Penang.. that would have been hella funny. Oh.. and the billionaire conversation damn funny.

  • i super like your wings lor T___T

  • One da way to the nuffnang party?
    you looks great~

  • The skinniest bumble be ever… but the cutiest too!

  • how can you call a child an it T___T wtf

  • we are so funny ^v^ wtf

    the mountain doesnt look like shuen mm hong la ok it just looks like a mountain! a very old one at that wtf. and my love your nails are very nice /boo

  • oh…so Fat Her is not a friend of yours who is fat, T.T Why I so stupid, take me such a long time to figure it out.

    Can I call my mum Fat Mum? I better not, I’ll get killed. Then I’ll be a legend which I don’t think I want to yet unless I want to be like the Oil Lady or something (stomach full of fat la). Ok, I shall not call her Fat Mum.

    Lol, you look cute what that night. And at least now I know you’ll make a terrible stepmum. XD I read your post about how you guys used to travel by car. Never had that experience. If I do, my mum would probably be hitting my dad and we would probably be screaming at the top of our lungs. wtf, such a chaotic family. But no la, I had memorable one with my mum. =P ONLY.

  • hello Aud.. stumbled upon ur blog.. it is very entertaining indeed!
    Actually that cacated hill is a limestone hill that was mined for marble (marble furnitures n lalala)..
    It was stopped bcos they had problems pumping water out it..
    There are plenty of mines concentrated ard ipoh.. so it’s pretty common.

  • Yeah I don’t think Aud shouldn’t be a parent wtf ship it to boarding school T_T

    So pretty the first pic! /boo

  • lolz
    really got no other that nicer beside tat 1 i got it with me?

  • eh sorry for being so random i dun rem ur bday but it’s around feb rite so ARE U A PISCEAN!

  • u r such a cute bee 🙂 hope u blog about the wild live party!

  • ap: haha thank you perfect bee wtf

    devina: not as creative as u think! there were like 4 other bees there:(

    angie: haha ya i think its you = = yea i got them in japan! i forgot about them until i cleaned my room this is the benefit of cleaning wtf.

    michellesy: ya its tulle! i forgot what it was called and kept saying netting wtf. eh why u know so much abt bidor are u from there wtf.

    mild: haahah crazy go to penang like that =.= yea my costume was cute but my face was not wtf.

    gin: thank u i made them myself!

    DSvT: thank u!

    CK: haha aww so sweet thank u!

    sweatlee: no la dont u know! last time in english people referred to babies and dogs as it!

    tzeching: it looks like la ok stop disrupting my childhood dreams wtf

    Ping Ping: hahaha dysfunctional family wtf. but your family sounds cute!

    wendy says: wah how do u know it was for limestone?

    Jia Meei: i would be a good mom! just not a step mom wtf.

    Ren says: ya the rest like shit T_T

    fangz: im aquarius!

    eunice: haha imma think about it!

  • Eh blog about the wild live party la wtf, do you want to hide the fact that we acted like such hooligans at the party!!! Hahahaha!

  • eh NO i am not from Bidor lah wtf. kl born and bred and i damn city ok, i used to think eggs came in cartons and not from chicken’s bums when i was small wtf -_____-

    no lah, it’s cos i used to be in an orchestra and we toured a fair bit lah, and dunno why every single time also have a pit stop in bidor to let us use the loo and throw up (damn lot of people carsick wtf).

    but i secretly think that it’s cos the coach driver has a hankering for those chicken biscuits and dodol. force us to detour there every time wtf.

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