When in gloom, go do your hair!
I am not spinning any lies! This is what has made me get over countless exes wtf.
Waiting for my love to come pick me up now!
Will update later, if not nice then Imma shut down this blog WTF.
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Ok so it was a much needed day of girly pampering with Tze T3T
I got my hair cut while she had her nails and eyebrows done.
The guy plucked her eyebrows until she cried and lost her double eyelid hahahahaha and spent the rest of the day trying to force one back out wtf.
And then we sat down in Starbucks to talk about life and finding soulmates wtf (I’ve already found my Angie T3T but not my male soulmate wtf) I’ve always believed that there is a soulmate for every person but you just have to find that person.
And I always like to dream about who my soulmate might be, whether I’ve already met him but not know it, or if he’s still somewhere out there waiting to find me. 🙂
Yalah I’m a romantic of the worst kind.
We also spent a lot of time in Topshop trying to get Tze in and out of the tightest dress in the world wtf. At one point she was encased in it like it was a piece of toilet paper cardboard hahahaahahha.
Yalah my hair not much difference also I came back and nobody noticed anything different T_T Except maybe its an inch shorter and more layered but just one inch makes such a difference ok I feel like it’s damn short now.
Imma keep quiet and wait for someone from my family to notice wtf.
My hair before haircut.
Hui Wen, Tze and me during one of our Bangsar outings.
Anyway, to dispel the gloom of the last post a bit, here are a bunch of things that make me laugh:
Pictures from icanhascheezburger.com!
As though it’s not obvious that I am a sucker for panda pictures! DAMN DAMN CUTE why all of them crawling over each other T_______T
HAHAHAHA i don’t even like cats but the cats here are all damn stupid looking!
It’s me and Ooib’s pasttime to look at icanhascheezburger together and I think Suet’s getting addicted too wtf.
Oh and for those who read Tze and know about our conversation on nasi kangkang:
(for non-Malaysians, nasi = rice, kangkang = open legs, nasi kangkang = legs-open rice wtf)
| *princess aud ❤: | YA WHY AR |
|---|---|
| (2:32 PM) *princess aud ❤: | she fed him period blood isit wtf |
| (2:32 PM) tzeching.: | YA SEROIUSLY i cannot understand! |
| (2:33 PM) tzeching.: | why! |
| (2:33 PM) tzeching.: | WTF |
| (2:33 PM) tzeching.: | HOW |
| (2:33 PM) *princess aud ❤: | WTF |
| (2:33 PM) *princess aud ❤: | or nasi kangkang wtf |
| (2:33 PM) tzeching.: | WTF WHAT IS THAT |
| (2:33 PM) *princess aud ❤: | u put the bowl or rice on the floor n stand over it |
| (2:33 PM) *princess aud ❤: | with ur pants off WTF |
| (2:33 PM) tzeching.: | WTF |
| (2:33 PM) *princess aud ❤: | then let the steam condense on ur petpet WTF |
| (2:33 PM) *princess aud ❤: | n let it drip back into the rice WTF |
| (2:33 PM) tzeching.: | HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AUDREY OOI HOW CAN U KNOW ALL THIS NONSENSE HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| (2:34 PM) *princess aud ❤: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH SUET TEACH WAN |
| (2:34 PM) tzeching.: | WHY SO DISGUSTING AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| (2:34 PM) *princess aud ❤: | YA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Then we were still laughing about this today wtf.So we googled it and I found this forum talking about nasi kangkang damn sohai ok!
This guy called Mask of Zorro said:
Tapi tidak mengapa, jika muka puan jernih, kemanjaan, mulut terpelihara, pandai mengambil hati suami serta memberi layanan mesra, suami akan dekat kepada puan.
Sebaliknya……….
Mulut semacam ‘Lazer’, kuat main ‘Kipas Besar’ atau suka mengampu orang kata, perangai brutal serta gelojoh dan macam-macam ada………. sekalipun dikangkang dan diludah nasi……….
……….suami (sekalipun gorilla) akan lari juga!.
[Translation: it doesn’t matter, if your face is clear wtf, are manja / sa jiao / amaeru wtf, are good at making your husband happy as well as give affectionate treatment, your husband will come near.
On the other hand, if mouth like laser WTF, talk cock or like to kiss people’s ass WTF, brutal behavior WTF or rough, even if you stand over the rice or spit in the rice, even if your husband is a gorilla he will run away]
WTF HAAHAHAHAHAH WHY GOT SUCH PEOPLE TALK LIKE THAT WAN DAMN SOHAI HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
And then another person posted:
aku penah nampak depan mata aku nasi kangkang ni..masa aku makan kat kedai..mamak yg antar nasi kat kita org telangar kucing kat tepi meja..mamak tu jatuh tekangkang..aku rasa sbb tu kot nama nasi kangkang ni timbol.
[Translation: I have seen in front of my eyes, this nasi kangkang. At that time I was eating in a restaurant. The mamak that sent us our food banged into a cat at the side of the table… the mamak fell down with his legs open. I think it should be because of that that the name “nasi kangkang” originated.]
WTF HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EVEN MORE SOHAI WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAAH WHY HE SIMPLY ANYHOW THEORIZE THIS IS HOW NASI KANGKANG CAME ABOUT
And then someone else asked “What do you eat nasi kangkang with?”
Someone answered him “I think you eat it with Hainanese chicken” WTF HAHAHHA I WILL NEVER LOOK AT CHICKEN RICE THE SAME WAY AGAIN
Ok la enough I just realized I haven’t showered wtf because when they cut my hair today they also washed it and I felt my hair very clean and so forgot to bathe WTF.
Go bathe now babai.
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Konayuki by Remioromen
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_DayRtlDtfg
love this song so much~~~
but wonder what happen…
hope u have a nice day thou =/
so so so true!! wen im depressed, usually over a guy, i will chop off my hair. no, seriously. either i dye my hair, or get a haircut. it’s like, getting rid of a certain amount of my hair lets go the burden i’ve been carrying. wth i tink i’m not making any sense, am i? whateverr… neway, jz yday, i cut my hair n rebond it. woohoo! and it feels so much better!!!
good luck babie /boo
You’ll always be pretty no matter what anyway /boo
noooo.. that hairdresser better do a good job! mmmm.. though, i have to agree with jia meei, you do you look pretty no matter what =.=.. hahaha
aww, it’s time for me to do my hair liao. *sobs* T___T
*praying hard* pls make ur hairdo be nice!
hello! bye bye 10.30pm time to sleep wtf. i didnt even realize u cut your hair T______T only the fringe T_T am i not your true friend wtf anyway it’s nice la if not nice i would have noticed wtf love u bye!
pls dont post up the picture of me with the dress wtf
haih i see u already did wtf HAHAHAHAH today was so fun /boo and when i got home the dress came off quite easily ok!
ren: im fine now! and ya i like that song too!
black cat: ya i dunno what psychological connection there is between hair and emotions!
angie: thank u babie /boo
jam: awww thank you jammie /shy
chris: thank u! how’s ur resume coming along hahaha
=.=: good luck!
reader: hahaa aww thank u!
suet: why u sleep so early! yalah nobody noticed not even my mum boohoo
tze: ya i had a lot of fun today too /boo until next time my love wtf
Hahaha very funny on nasi kangkang topic. But this is what I understand from the phrase:
sekalipun dikangkang dan diludah nasi……….suami (sekalipun gorilla) akan lari juga!.
Translation: even if you stand over the rice or spit in the rice, not only your husband, gorilla also will run away
audrey 😀 haha i read abt nasi kangkang in the Singapore True Ghost stories by Russell Lee and his group of ghost writer people! damn scary! does it work 😐
“What do you eat nasi kangkang with?”
You eat it with KANGKUNG AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
LOL!
I laughed so hard while reading this post!!!!
waittt so you are actually supposed to eat the rice ??? T___T i don’t get it sorry
HAHAHAHHAHAHA damn stupid why are some people like this! mulut lazer wtf.
but damn geli okay to think about people actually doing this yerrr come from where wan and last time i rmb russell lee stories about using period blood to cook stuff also or whatever WTF DAMN GROSS CAN.
hey Audrey..
been reading ur blog for some times…did anyone told u that sometimes u looked like Nicole Ritchie? hehe…
but of cos u r much more younger and cuter 😉
it is true…this nasi kangkang stuff.
I heard it from my kampung colleagues, apparently they are still doin’ it.
But you didn’t mention how to get the petpet sweatin’
They use a pot of burning charcoal and they fan the heat towards the intended “target”…you know what happens next.
Imagine barbeque….
Haha, I know the feeling when you cut an inch off and no one notices!!! Unless you cut like 6 inches off, no one will notice one. Damn irritating…like waste $$ like that.
bob: WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEED TO GET THE VAGINA SWEATING FIRST AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA ARE U SERIOUS AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
lolcats rock
eh why i tak pernah dengar about this nasi kangkang. LOL.!
I like your hair now than b4. Nice!
Tzeching…..real facts cause his kampung mates also said the same thing. Some of their friends have done it,just for the sake of it…Hope that their man would listen to everything. Eh, no sweat how to “poison” the rice la? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Nasi kangkang is suppose to charm a man (normally husband or bf) who consumes it into worshiping the ground that you walk on. Macam kena bomoh like that. Don’t think it works. Plus it’s gross!!
I’m curious to know which organisation you’re joining but I don’t suppose you want to divulge here. But when do you start work? Where is it located? What is its core business?
hi…
i dont know why im interested in u.
ohh i feel in love hahaha…