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To give, divine

I read about one man who called his wife from an airport pay phone.  When he had used up all his coins, the operator interrupted to say he had one minute left.  The man hurriedly tried to finish his conversation with his wife, but before they could tell each other good-bye, the line went dead.  With a sigh, the man hung up the phone and started to leave the little telephone cubicle.  Just then the phone rang.  Thinking it was the operator wanting more money, the man almost didn’t answer.  But something told him to pick up the phone.  And sure enough, it was the operator.  But she didn’t want more money.  Instead she had a message for him.

“After you hung up, your wife said she loved you,” the operator said.  “I thought you’d want to know.”

– Barbara Johnson, from We Brake for Joy!

The other night when I was searching my bookshelf for something to read to sleep, I came across a small book my aunt gave me 4 years ago before I left for the US.  It was full of feel-good short stories, a bit like Chicken Soup for the Soul la.

So I read it.  And cried at every story WTF I am made of wimp.   But then I also started feeling better in general about life and people.  When did I stop looking in my purse for change and start avoiding beggars I see on the street 🙁

My July 6th resolution is therefore to perform one random act of kindness everyday!

(Giving people makeovers count too)

Anyway the other night at Luna Bar!


KL Tower!  If you look properly, you can see Najib skulking around behind it WTF.


Chun Meng, Tze, me and Don’t Sked wtf.  Why do I look as though I have no torso.


My love and I:)


Tze and Chun Meng I wonder how KK took this shot why so high up wan!  And er that is not my deformed looking leg in the corner wtf.


A view of Luna Bar from above by KK.  The lengths DSLR people will go to to take pictures.


Me and Don’t Sked hahahhahahah.  Look at his face you tell me you scared or not wtf.  Kevin is referred to as such because when we were playing Big Fish Small Fish, instead of the loser having to drink, we decided that the loser would either be kissed or slapped by the people sitting next to him.  And Kwo Kuang and Tze got very panicked because they were sitting next to Kevin (clearly dying to be kissed) and he said in frustration “Eh fuck la don’t sked” hahahahahaahahaha


Ya go bar also must order chocolate I love chocolate mmmmmmmmm.  Some more my drink was so worth it, same price as the others but so big have to hold it with two hands wtf.


DSLRs take such pretty photos!  I would get one too, if not for the fact that I would probably be the one TAKING the pictures and noone would take any of me.


Us and the DSLR owner who himself is damn emo about nobody taking any shots of him but when I tried to take his photo every picture came out blurry.


/boo

Okay all these pictures were taken two days after my haircut and a day after my struggle with the fan wtf.  So my hair looks pretty shitty.

But now it has settled and I can style it beautifully again!

CaMwHoRe AlErT WTFWTF

Usually I don’t have the urge to take pictures of myself but I don’t know why suddenly the love of my own physical  appearance has been reignited wtf so sorry you have to bear with this wtf.


THE BEFORE PIC: In pajamas (ie boxers and souvenir tshirt from parents’ trip to DC) and messy hair.


Ok I confess!  I had makeup on in these pictures as though I will ever be so brave (and stupid) to take pictures of myself without makeup.


AFTER: Perfect hair *teary eyed.


Because my hair’s more layered now, I can style it so much better! *mutters prayer of thanks wtf.  I dunno what took me so long to get a haircut.  (oh ya because i was broke wtf)  The layers on top are really short so when I curl it it bounces more and the ringlets on the bottom look much neater.


On our way out of the house, we saw two birds (I think they are husband and wife!) taking baths in our lotus dulang wtf dunno what to call it.

Damn cute okay they dip their feathers into the water and then shake themselves dry!

I think they are building a nest in one of my mother’s hanging plants too, and once when Fat Her tried to take a peek at their nest, the husband bird got angry and flew around him in a flutter of wings and chirps.

(Thank god Fat Her didn’t get shocked and fall off the bench)


Another shot of perfect hair in the car.


Me and Ooib.


Happy Birthday Mummy Ooi I love you!  Were you touched!

Comments (25)

  • aud your eyes are huuuge!

  • my soulmate so cute /shy /boo

  • I love your haire and your face! You are very beautiful !! What’s your secret O__o

  • BIG ROUND EYE O.O
    lolz
    n ur hair really look nice

    eppy birthday to ur mom~

  • eyy..i noticed u got 1 eye big 1 eye small also. hahah.. perfect hair you have there. =p leng luiii

  • hello/boo im here to look at ur pictures again /boo did u take more ? I think u shud send me

  • u look so pretty my love /boo and when are we going shopping again i haven’t bought anything in ages! feel like hand very itchy how ah how ah wtf.

  • oh and i also want to say uncle ooi looks so chilled and cool in the last picture wtf. rockstar wtf.

  • wtf it’s me again wtf

    i also forgot to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTIE OOI! REMEMBER ME I’M THE GIRL WHO ALWAYS HONK OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WAITING FOR AUDREY wtf

  • Happy Bday Mrs. Ooi. I wish you have another properous year and Aud be a good girl. 🙂

  • Aud, you have the best curls ever! You should make a video on how to do the curls.

  • omg, the hair, THE HAIR!!!!

    i hate you lah audrey ooi, unless you become my hairstylist lah, then you will have my gratitude for all eternity ok wtf. i have never curled my hair before, and i have the sinking feeling that if i do i will burn all my hair off 0___0

    why am i filled with such irrational fears? eh wait, it’s not so irrational after all, i am damn ham-fisted with it comes to girly stuff T___________T

    and happy birthday mummy ooi!

    ps: what is it with fat her ooi and birds ar hahah? like last time he got shatted on by a bird during your convocation ceremony wtf. he damn cool some more ok whenever he undergoes any kind of avian attack wtf.

  • abby: no la im wearing contacts thats why wtf.

    angie: my soulmate is so cute too/shy i miss her /boo
    ok i send u pics /shy

    ren: hehe thank u!

    waterlily: haha no la my eyes are the same! just that i think when i pose dunno why i smile to one side then one side eye smaller adi WTF

    tze: three comments/boo haha she knows u what u tried to make her buy pills from you wtf.

    CK: thank you! oh i already made a video i think its somewhere on youtube

  • You look so pretty! /boo

    And haha yaa, damn long haven’t seen your self-camwhore pictures already! But it’s a welcomed change. /boo And HAHAH y’know, when I saw the pic of your ‘before’ pic (in the DC shirt), I thought to myself, dont bluff! This girl sure got make up on wan HAHAHAHA.

    But no matter how, you also pretty k. :))

  • What is your secret for your make-up and your hair? I want to say, how do you choke up hair and how do make up you like that??

  • omg your eyes look huge in the photos XD and your parents really look alike ! so is it true that couples who look alike are meant for each other wtf

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  • Note: tze ask me to comment one.

    if you look closely at the picture of luna bar from above, you can actually see a tiny tze, chun meng, kevin and an even tinier audrey ooi at the right top corner of the pool.

    your eyes really dam big lor. i think i can explain why. you were born with normal sized eyes but when paired with you small frame (or head) it looks awefully huge. RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT????? i is dam smart….lol

  • hey, okay, totally unrelated to this post; did you happen to be in a certain black university today?

  • Why are you getting random spam wtf

    Audie so pretty Tze so pretty *shiny eyes

    And happy birthday Auntie Ooi!!!

  • P.s. Auntie Ooi damn pretty too /shy

  • Are you wearing one of those iris enlarging contacts which comes in black and winsome brown?

    I miss those. I tried the black ones and they make me look freakish/alienish. The brown ones suit my eye colour better. Looks much more natural.

    Hmmm… must buy myself a pair.

  • yes thank you my dear daughter. i love you too. and thanks to ren, tze, ck kho, michellesy and double thanks to jia meei as you said i’m pretty!

  • This hairstyle (in pic) really suits you – you have the best features from both your parents!

    Lunar Bar is nice…one of the more wellknown spots in KL.

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