I am starting work tomorrow!
No more life of leisure. No more sleeping till 12pm, waking up and putting on makeup then going out for lunch, karaoke, movie, shopping, whatever:(
No more facebooking with Tze until 5.30 am WTF because Suet and Jammie have already gone to sleep next day got work wtf.
No more Fat Her and Mummy Ooi nagging “why don’t you go through the classifieds one more time” wtf.
No more Grandma Ooi asking me every Sunday when I start work because now I can tell her.
No more resumes and interviews!
But hello proper corporate woman (who hopefully won’t have to wear shirts and knee-length skirts all the time)
Hello MONEY (金金金金 wtf Sam Hui wtf)
Hello Grandma Ooi telling me not to drive to work very dangerous ask Daddy to drive you there la wtf.
Hello College Loans Payoffs (Did I mention I have USD 25,000 worth of loans to settle and the interest is 8% which means the total comes up to USD37,000 aih gone are my dreams of saving a lot of money fast so I can resign and go to Africa to take care of AIDS babies wtf.)
Ok lemme post a lot of pictures to remind myself that life was once simple and carefree WTF.
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE BEST FUCKING MASCARA IN THE WORLD.
Okay I know the whole world knows about Tsuya Tsuya Angel Eyes already but that day was the first time I actually saw it in action wtf.
Carol, Will and I were in Midvalley and Will was off somewhere talking in Shanghainese on my phone and looking for bird’s nest wtf. Carol and I saw the Tsuya Tsuya booth and we went up to it cos I’d heard about it and wanted to see what was so good about it.
The promoter had it on one eye so we could make comparisons, and the eye that was mascaraed LOOKED LIKE IT HAD LASH EXTENSIONS THAT KENG OK.
Like bird’s feathers wtf dunno what I’m saying also.
Anyway, she did it for me and this is what it turned out to look like:
Before: My lashes without makeup. Pictur resized smaller because ugly things should never be shown wtf.
Aiya cannot really see properly. But it’s very good la ok! This is the first mascara I’ve fallen in love at first sight with.
It makes me look like I have lash extensions on! It doesn’t look like fake lashes, it just looks like u have super long lashes coated with mascara. Which is what I like! I don’t like fake lashes because they don’t look that natural plus I will never forget the time I squeezed my glue tube too hard so glue flowed down my face and I looked like Two Face Harvey wtf.
I am so buying it as soon as I get my pay!
(Btw any Tsuya Tsuya people want me to write advertorial ar I write for free! That is if I get a mascara set wtf.)
After we were done at Midvalley, we took a bus (BUS!!!) to get to the LRT station to go to Ampang to meet Ray and Roger.
My first time on a bus in Malaysia!
Carol was the one who brought us on the bus I think she must have been a warrior in her past life so brave to sit bus.
When Carol took this shot of me on the bus, a bunch of people behind us sniggered T_T cos we very jakun T_T
Will’s face hahahaah exactly like =.=! See the people behind laughing.
Incidentally, this was his face too when he and Carol were talking about free will within religion (or something) then I cut in, “Free Will? Why, are you in jail?” HAHAHAHAHAHHAA VERY FUNNY RIGHT but he didn’t think so and nearly went to sit further from us wtf.
In Ampang so Will can fulfil his ikan bakar craving wtf. Us with Ray, Roger and Reynard 3Rs wtf.
I swear to god the pose wasn’t my idea cos if it was I would admit it (since according to some people I make this sign way too often)
Went back to Ray’s to get changed and wait for Roger to come pick us up.
Indulged in stupid childish games to while the time away. Do you know this game! The objective is to push at your opponent’s hands until he/she loses her balance and falls/shifts their feet. (Will had a handicap – stand on one leg because my balance sucks something wrong with my ears I think)
I have never played this game in my life until last year at Six Flags when we played it while lining up for rides.
We also emoed on the piano/keyboard playing emo Chinese songs. There’s something about Chinese songs ok T_T make people get emo very easily! I declared we should just stay at home and keep emo-ing to Chinese songs and then I sat back and listened pensively to Carol and Will play wtf.
Them.
Us.
Carol, Ray and Will.
Me and Carol. She says I look like a doll here which is my lifelong ambition wtf.
The five-ten game wtf.
Sting Ray WTF.
This is what drinking does to me T_T With Roger and Ray.
The guys messed up my hair see how happy they are with their peace signs wtf.
We were doing Crank Dat on the road wtf.
HAHAHAHA I got a joke for you!
Q: Who is Soulja Boy’s best friend?
A: YOUUUUUUUUUU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH Will told that to me damn funny!!!
At Oldtown after. I was damn impatient to get home cos so late already ok 4am!!! What if Fat Her Ooi was breathing flames waiting for me wtf. I kept shouting at them to eat faster and nearly strangled Will when he called for a second bowl of noodles.
To show that he was really in KL.
Carol and Aud again. I was really grumpy!
Oh yea a video of us playing crappily where all of us screwed up at least once. In my defense, I only took piano for a month or something! That’s why I can only play with my right hand wtf sounds so wrong.
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omg, the picture of oldtown’s order chit… the fingers look RED!
is tsuya tsuya sold anywhere else in kl, btw?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH DAMN GOOD JOKE!
mitchy didn’t understand until i told him what song soulja boy sang and he just went “oh”.
ang moh damn no game.
oh mak hon kit!!!!!!
what a small world…
I’m that girl who approached suet li in bijou bazaar – where u hold up a pair of checkered shorts and claim that it’s too big..
wakaka…
haha my cousins own tsuya-tsuya in sgpore! but in msia they sold the msian rights to a distributor here la … last time they gave me two of those angeleye mascaras for free, but i never used them :/ n now i lost both edi. wtf -.-
if u ever wanna buy u can ask meee! if i ever go to sgpore la, or if the sgporean branch are coming down to participate in any roadshows … can get get it for u for much cheaper, methinks. =)
eh your last grumpy picture very pretty!
wtf why my comment cut off.
so here goes again wtf.
you should look grumpy more often. and maybe i should get that mascara so i actually look like i HAVE lashes.
damn potong la type twice wtf.
i wanna try the tsuya mascara too! btw have u tried the majolica lash expander or something? reallyyy good too…
HAHAHHAA THAT SOULJA BOY JOKE
IS DAMN FUNNY
im going to run off and tell all my friends now 😀
wow aud the tsuya tsuya mascara so geng arr?? u make me wanna get one too!! =___=
i remember u said u use vaseline for ur lips and that reminds me cos vaseline is actually good to elongate ur lashes. just apply it before sleep.
i tried and it works! but no use for me cos my lashes never “stim” and always point downwards cilaka.
hello
hahaha i purposely commented hello only so i can comment again and get pink wtf *obsessive wtf
aud, it’s 10 am now i just woke up i’ve never felt free-er than this before /boo wtf
i got tsuya tsuya am gonna do a review on it later (bad review wtf)
now it’s my turn to stay up late whee! who wants to stay up late with me we play bejeweled on msn ok damn fun!
spamspamspam cause i’m so free and got nothing to do like that!
haha sweatlee obsessive lawak. lifelong ambition comel you! all your captions cracked me up wei.
LOLLL. “YOUUUUU” that was funny
XDDDD.
how do you keep so thin?!…D:
so lucky xD
HAHAHA GOOD JOKE LOH SERIOUSLY I LAUGH UNTIL MY MOTHER ALSO CANNOT RECOGNIZE ME wtf.
my ah sou is a working woman now /boo wtf
and btw u know about the balancing thing…….. i’m like you as well T_TTTT that’s why u heard stories about my first day in melb ciy ady fall down in tram into the arms of nemo WTF. termaklumlah sisters at heart wtf.
Woot welcome to hell wtf
CHIN CHIN CHIN CHIN
chin dagu wtf.
have fun at work /boo
I wanna try that tsuya tsuya too!
tsuya tsuya is the red tube one or what o.o ? i know there’s the famous red tubed mascara or something but i didnt dare to try cause not waterproof T_T
and i love your shimmery gold top 😀
The first and last pic kinda cute. Heh.
hey, aud . Last time i worked as a beauty advisor & part-timer , I heard the Tsuya Tsuya mascara was not so good. I’ve been to their booth and the promoter tried on my eyes , yea, absolutely it can be seen clearly there is lot differences . However , the Tsuya Tsuya contains some kind of Fibre that will harm your eye lashes. After a while using it , u try notice whether your eye lashes okie or not.
If not okie, then stop using it. I mean, i just give u some advices. Don’t know its true or not.
good luck and have fun at work.. i cant imagine you being in office attire. haha.
EHHHHH I have used tsuya tsuya for damn long already! Same story, I was walking in the mall, then this girl with one eye long lashes one eye short lashes came up to me, and like they say, the rest is history. T_T
But I damn lazy to use now, ’cause damn tiring to always brush the fiber! T_T
And WHAT IS THIS ABOUT YOU STARTING WORK?? Where? How? What??!!! Update me! 🙁
AUDREY OOI FENG LING WHAT IS THAT BRAND I NEVER HEARD OF ISSIT SOME ASIAN BRAND ? JAPANESE ? TELL ME IN DETAIL DETAIL DETAIL !!!!!!
The mascara not so nice eh, so lumpy
hallloooooo. the mascara is very nice wan! YA HOR aud why do their fingers look so red!
u know what! i went around telling ur soulja boy joke HAHAHHAHAHA SO LAME i have new joke for u:
who shot alicia keys?
noone noone
HAHAHAHHAHA U GET IT OR NOT HAHAHA siok sendiri. :p anywayy u look nice in the gold dress!
so did father ooi blow his flames on you =p?
Haven’t heard of the Tsuya Tsuya brand before but my one and only concern – can it be removed easily? Coz removing mascara is always a pain for me.
Happy working!
there’s this other mascara that i’ve been hearing a lot abt. it’s called flamingo mascara.
http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=726116&hl=flamingo
never tried. despite the wtf name, i heard good things abt it.
gosh i want to try that mascara now too… btw.. what is ur job.. i have been such a bad friend.. i didn’t even know you got a job already!
This is THE Will – with the girlfriend problem?? Why he looks so different??!
.. i can’t believe you still play that pushing game..oh.. how i miss clubbing with u guys…I am like a freaking nun here.