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Backup

The other day I was talking to Carol and I found out that I am very inadequately prepared for my future!

She is a year younger than me and she is already prepared in the event of her not getting married: she will get married with her best friend with whom she has made a marriage pact with.

Ok I know this idea is not new because Julia Roberts in My Best Friend’s Wedding did that too but why did I not think of this earlier!

I asked Tze and she already thought of her backup husband too!  Is this some sort of female thing that everyone knows about except me!

So I hastily decided on mine: Will and Trey wtf.  Must have a backup backup wtf in the event that one of them does get married when I am not wtf.

If you are getting married to a backup husband, love is obviously out of the equation wtf.

Cos if you had found someone you were in love with then of course you would get married right no need to think so much.

So a backup is about being practical.

The important thing is that you have to get along with him  very well (enough for a lifetime).  And that he has good traits to pass on to your kids wtf.

Carol told me to pick Will (possibly because he’s the only guy friend of mine she knows) because pros : US green card wtf, British passport, investment banking.  Cons :  quite dark wtf sorry I want my kids to be fair

But a green card is so appealing!  Therefore, Trey’s pros : US citizenship, good genes = mixed babies wtf, IQ of a genius (certified).  Cons :  we might divorce because we fight too much wtf.

Haih cannot la these are not perfect backups.  Plus a backup has to know he’s a backup and none of mine know WTF.

This is an issue I must address in the very near future wtf.  After all I am already 23 and still single and I have 7 more years before I turn 30 *solemn

Looking like shit with Jam & Tze. The Club minus one Suet come back T_____T55555 wtf.

Comments (28)

  • u dont look like shit in these two pics la! do u want me to show them the pic where your hair looks like the cat just dragged it in wtf

    we are so in sync my love /boo u asked me who is my backup husband and we talked about this like it’s a real matter BUT OF COURSE IT IS OK this is no laughing matter wtf

  • hahahhaha..so cute la u.

    but I’ve never thought of a back up like this.and never heard of it.

    7 yrs still very long more.. lol

  • I just learn the word “Backup husband” or “Backup wife” too. Sound funny but it nice for us people to think about. Who knows its useful and practical next time. I need to look for my “backup” too… hehe

  • haih actually we do not have a pact but i shall bring it up again tactfully in the future wtf.

    i need a backup backup too WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO i don’t want to be an old maid! *terrified

    and will isn’t really that bad of an option okay HAHA he’s also quite smart though not a certified genius like trey haha.

    we’re just being practical, not desperate *convinces self.

  • Oh come on, you don’t need a backup? I bet you have a long backlog of which guy you have to go out with first! 😛 Interesting idea about the backup thingy…

  • Hmmm… What makes having a US green card attractive? I felt no difference at all….

    aud: its the option of moving anywhere i wanted to!

  • so how can that be a girl’s thing if you have backup of backup? for every 1 girl who is doing this there are 2 guys! It’s a guy’s thing by double!

    aud: teoh kar yeong ur too deep la i dont understand wtf

  • i want to be ur back up,can ah?
    where to register ah?
    no green card can or not?…only my card..wtf.

    aud: wtf hahahaah why u so cute wan!

  • You look great in these pix.

    I don’t think you should worry too much about this. Take it from me, the girl who never had a boyfriend until she was 25. I met him just as I had resigned myself to being single forever. I married him two years ago.

    So, there is still hope, you know!

    aud: ur story sounds so sweet! so when are u having kids:D

  • when all fails, make a drunken pact with a gay best friend (who has to be drunk or undrunk enough to mean what he says, depending on the person), that you’ll both get married if you’re still single at 30. because he’s obviously not gonna be able to get married, not in msia anyway. and you’ll have a best friend for life. although given that there’ll be a lack of sex life, but im sure you two can work out some kinda marital arrangement for that (e.g. allowing each other to ‘see other people casually’ in the process).

    and for the record, this is a fairly well-thought out plan and not just some random morning rambling.

    aud: who did that!

  • I just remembered I made a pact with two of my old friends! One boy one girl wtf. We’re gonna be rich and pool our money into a mansion with ten swimming pools wtf

    aud: WTF 10 pools! 1 for morning, 1 for afternoon, 1 for evening, 1 for when ur wearing light colored bathing suits, 1 for dark etcf etc wtf

  • Why Trey not David ?? And why Will ? Aiya come and talk to me la i have better suggestions wtf.

    aud: dunno! i had to pick one. trey cos he’s more goodlooking and his ears don’t stick out WTF.

  • no comment about your backups wtf u all went *$ ah? if i was there i’d steal the milk to drink so it’s free wtf

    aud: what’s *$ wtf. ya seriously and take some sugar water to sweeten it up too wtf

  • hi aud. nice hair

    aud: thanks!

  • haha… funny.. dun worry too much.. I believe many mens want to marry you la coz you damn cute!

    aud: haha cute doesnt mean people like!

  • Haha… so cute! I wanna get some backups too. 🙂

    aud: ya irene this is no laughing matter wtf

  • actually i hv backup too! planned it for almost 4 years already…but now i think i need another potential backups…huhuhu… coz this guy macam tidak boleh diharap..haha..so yeah… im 24 now.

    aud: whats wrong with him why he cannot harap hahahaha

  • ive got a backup husband too..its wierd bcoz we planned when i was in form 4..now im 22..if any of us reached 30 n failed to get married at least we have each other to fall back on..aiyo..faster must find one now..fast2!!wtf

    aud: why u so smart think of this when ur so young! shit time is running out wtf

  • wtf? why husband also need backup?

    what do you think we are? some spare hard disk is it?

    aud: you’re thinking of it the wrong way ok. u have to think of it as symbiosis: ur also getting a backup wife ok! it works both ways

  • hahaha, back to your seow self

  • i need a back up too. m 24, never had a bf before.

    quickly look for a backup husband lol

    aud: ya this is the time to grab hold of your male best friend and make a pact wtf

  • hi i like ur shirt! where did u get it? nice hair too!

    aud: from a store in pyramid i have found my new favorite place to shop /boo

  • all my backups told made me make pacts with them. (one even scolded me to be serious coz i was laughing so hard)

    i think got 3-4 backups. the last one had to choose between age 30 and 29 coz all the rest taken. hahahaahhaa

  • no, i dont think you should ask your best male friend to be back up husband. yucks, so disgusting to marry your best friend. its like marrying your brother!

    i would rather not get married then!

  • do i need 2 be interviewed 2 be ur backup??
    pros: err…err…er…wait a…im sure there are some…aha…handsome…wait..im not…err is tall a gud thing?? if it is then dats all..hehe
    cons: genius(although self professed la)..very thin..not rich..mixed(chinese indian) dats y im not fair…haihz…i feel my chances of being ur backup has juz gone up in smokes..hehe..

    take care..

  • oh ya im only 16 but i had 3 backups from kindergarden wtf but now all 3 have girlfriends so i think i will die an old maid haih…

  • i really think this is wtf…lolz..

  • I love JAM!!!!!! she’s so cute!!!!!!!

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