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A day in Aud’s life (Malaysian Edition)

I love rainy Sunday afternoons!

With nothing to do except look at online shopping sites, watch Gossip Girl, try to explain to grandmother about downloading shows to watch wtf, and discussing the availability of porn online with her wtf.

Eh nowadays ar, computer got dirty movies already, says Ah Ma (in Hokkien)

Yea Ah Ma  I know.

Don’t play, nowadays everything also got, says Ah Ma.

So more than 10 years after the advent of the Internet, she finally knows.  Better late than never I suppose wtf.

So for the benefit of  my soulmate (/beg) Imma blog about a day in my life in KL (because she doesn’t know what my life is like here T_T and we used to experience every single aspect of our lives together T__________T)

So yesterday, I woke up at 11.30!  (a full hour earlier than when I normally wake up you see what working has done to me)

Morning sunshine!

SIGH actually this picture is a lie!  Cos I woke up as usual and got dressed and put on makeup as usual and I was talking to my Babie Angie then she told me to a Day post!  So this is for her.

So I said “but how! I am already dressed!  Takkan I go back into bed and pretend I just woke up and take pics ar?”

She said “YA OKAY”

Hence the picture.  See my makeup was already done and I was dressed.  But my hair was still in curlers so that must count for something.

Let me just keep living a lie la wtf.  So I took off my curlers and my hair was extra puffy *sad

(Why my mirror so dirty)

Talked to Angela!

To let people know we are still soulmates wtf.

Then Tze picked me up!

I swear to god we are one /boo because every single time we go out we wear similar outfits.  Even tho we have totally different styles!  Like now she’s wearing a very Blair yellow top and blue jeans and heels, and I wore a yellow shirt and blue jeans with suspenders and heels /boo

And we both hardly ever wear jeans!  When I was getting dressed I thought today we wouldn’t be dressed same cos she never wears jeans but we did without any planning /boo

(And the week before, we were both in shorts and heels, and before that, cardigans, white tops, and shorts)

We went to Midvalley Kim Gary.

I love Kim Gary the food damn nice ok what do you know I am so easily satisfied.

Forgot to take of my food before I started wtf.  My black pepper pork chop rice and Coke.

Went to buy a new Loreal mascara while Tze stocked up on Shiseido.

Then Jam arrived from her lunch with her friend who’s going back to Australia.

Trying out MAC concealers.

Me while waiting for Tze and Jam (still in MAC)

And then they wanted to shape their eyebrows so off we went to Shu Uemura.

I peered into the store cautiously but thank goodness my enemy (the Nazi eyebrow plucker) wasn’t there wtf.

I loitered around looking at makeup.

Tze and Jam waiting to get their brows done.


tze: and this is me and aud! i posted this up cuz there are no nice pictures of me in this entry wtf. and if u can see the brush poking out i need to tell everyone that this is seriously the best foundation/blusher/powder brush there is ok it makes your face look airbrushed /boo

Jam under the knife wtf.

Tze’s side of the counter.

And then I got bored waiting for them.  I thought maybe I should get my brows done too?

Well curse the minute I thought of that wtf because guess who popped up to do my brows?

As luck would have it!  The Nazi of course wtf.

Me with Nazi’s arm.  Didn’t say much to him cos was scared he would pluck out a chunk of my brow wtf.

Was trying to show this shoe in Topshop they had on display that fit me perfectly!  But Jam took this picture with flash wtf and it surprised me look at my face wtf.

I am always amazed when I find things that fit me.  Even better when they are on display.  I ALWAYS feel like I have to buy them just cos they fit me and I found them so easily don’t care if they’re not that nice I always think they are nice cos they’re small wtf.

But that shoe was RM 250 so it can fuck off wtf.

Heart glasses.

Then yamcha in Starbucks.

I didn’t know when this picture was taken also!

Ghost ohhhhh

God this place is really infested with spirits WTF.

Latat dropped by!

And I followed him home because he lives near me.


Then I faster got under my comforter and messaged Yuen Heng “eh you pick me up later I need to sleep now” WTF cos I damn sleepy la dunno why!

Woke up, waited for him for half an hour (called him 5 minutes before that and said if you don’t get to my house in 5 minutes I’m not going out anymore wtf)

Then went for dinner (which was supposed to be his birthday dinner cos I totally forgot about it) and movie.

No pictures cos he’s cool like that wtf.

And then I came home and practiced doing faces in front of the mirror wtf.

The end!

Comments (22)

  • ‘ei send me the dickhead’

    WTF AUDREY OOI.

  • aih my hair is terrible

    seriously why do we always dress alike /boo this is too much of a coincidence to be just a coincidence and also our fates are aligned /boo do u think we were separated at birth! that i got more of the height and u got more of the eyes wtf

  • such a busy and fufilling day…i wish i could go shopping too…damn expensive to shop in UK

  • thank you for the post babie/boo/boo and Tze’s top is damn damn nice !! what do u mean Blair yellow top ?! There’s a place for u to buy Blair’s clothes ar ?!?!?! And Tze Imma go buy that brush !! /boo

    Hahahahah and why even the prt scrn version of our conversation is damn lame !! I swear no one understands it hahahaha

    I miss you so much T3T T3T and Msia mall looks SO MUCH BETTER T3T

  • hehe tze looks so cute in that ‘Ghost’ picture, like the >_

  • .. like that emoticon with that character that I cannot insert in the comment box for some reason why ar aud =.=

  • hehe… lazy huh? so how is work treating you?

    angie – maybe you should visit msia for a month and hang out with aud..

    hmm… who is the smoker? hehehe..

  • ahahahah, your ah ma damn update ok, even knows about internet pron wtf.

    you and angie damn sweet lah ok! nothing will stop you both, not even distance/ time difference *touched wtf*

    ps: in the mac lipstick display got yellow and green lipstick leh 0_______0

  • Do more do more /beg

    Hahaha friend who’s going back to the UK la!

    And hahaha you forgot to mention how the 250rm shoes followed you around it’s a sign

  • Love your hair so much!!!!!!!!!!!

  • eh your new hairstyle very nice la.. where u cut? haha

  • HAHA omg i know what you guys were talking abt!

    its SO funny that i’ve bookmarked that page and everyday go back look at the pictures and laugh

    and ya the switch the dad and son pic is the funniest omg

  • hi audrey! 1st time commenting whee. just wanted to tell you that the “practising” picture on the top right made me laughed out loud so hard my mom looked at me funny =___=”

    hahah and i love your pink studded belt! so original la

  • 1st pic i laik! damn funny ok! hahaha

  • OMG YOUR EYEBROWS

    shit gtg class

  • eyebrows are nice!!! and is that mac brush? i have one too it’s so goooooood 😀

  • now tell us, who’s the SALEM lovaaa in da house?

  • hahahahahaha
    dick head..lolz
    wtf!!

  • michellesy>> those yellow and green lipsticks are meant to be mixed with ur normal ones to change the colours mar. not really to be used on its own but that’s another topic ald. for halloween

  • i like tze’s top also! and your shirt is green la where got yellow!

  • Do you know that some factories in Batu Pahat produce clothes for Marks & Spencer? No kidding.

  • Hey…i love your overalls…could u let me know where u got them?

    hmm hope u can email me…

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