Once upon a time, there lived Compaq Boy.
Compaq Boy lived in a little Compaq House in Compaqland.
One day, Compaq Boy grew up and became Compaq Man.
But Compaq Man wasn’t any ordinary Compaq Man! He was a Compaq Geek Man.
Because Compaq Man was a geek, Compaq Man had trouble getting the Compaq Chicks.
Nobody would give him a second look!
Poor Compaq Man.
So he decided to do what any self-respecting geek would do.
He bought a computer.
And went online.
And met the most beautiful girl in the world!
Hello Compaq Girl!
By golly, she was a beauty wtf.
The more Compaq Man talked and webcammed with Compaq Girl, the more he knew it – this was the girl he was waiting for his whole life!
But wait a minute – what was going on?
Where was his Compaq Girl?! Generic Computer had kicked the bucket!
What was he thinking, buying Generic Computer?!
He knew what he had to do! So he rushed out…
And bought the computer that was meant for him his whole life. (Much like Compaq Girl)
His romance was saved!
And so Compaq Man got his Compaq Girl and lived happily ever after with their Compaq Computer.
The End.
Comments (28)
really great photoshop skill…i admire that!!
Funny 😀
O HAI IS ME
HAHAHA
why no compaq kids!!
they canot have compaq sex isit? 😛
The Compaq chick is so hot… :))
ms paint rox my sox
This story is so meaningful and funny… Its so creative. I wish I were that creative too. But the downside is, I’m not really fan of compaq
The last one reminds me of toilet.
Hahahah so corny yet so awesome! Now I know how that last pic came about! 😛
you know that “what do you like about fourfeetnine” survey? You’ve just gained another few percent (HINT:The second choice)…hahahahahahaha
Why can’t I see the pictures. 🙁
Wah,… very nice story, much nicer than watching HK drama. Yeah, why no Compaq sex and Compaq kids?
compaq girl got put mascara n falsies also wtf? hahaha!!!
I don’t get it .. deng deng deng distance between me n aud forming wtf.
btw .. Hello A wtf
then they had a compaq kid and a compaq dog and lived happily ever after wtf.
you are getting money for this i assume = = :
Sigh how I love happy endings
i like the poor compaq man..hahahah
look so cham…like me..lolz
i will write the hairvolution tonite i think,,.muahaha
funny…you just help in boosting the Compac market =p
i’m now using compaq. waiting for it to get ‘kong’ and buy new Compaq. Compaq rules.
i hope you get paid for this. cause truthfully, i was really like wtf?
I agree with zimmy.ang 🙂
Eh frankly, after reading ur blog for so long, like 4 years.. ive always found all y our posts pretty well written including the advertorials. but this advertorial seems so hard selling.. as if u cant wait to promote compaq and get ur advert fees =,= sorry if u find this offensive.. just my two cents worth of thought.
cheryl: you have to understand how advertorials and the instructions that we’re given work as well. it’s not that we can simply write anything we like and have it up. in this case i did the best i could given the range i had to work with:)
im thinking u bought a new laptop and found ureself a computer geek bf?!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAH
Did I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading some compaq man’s love story of the century? HAHAHA…
lol… creative and funny.. wtf =p infected me lol