I hate driving!
I hate truck drivers!
I hate rain!
Today I was driving home from work at about 8pm.
It was raining so of course KL roads were all jammed.
But then the traffic eased up a bit and I was driving down the NKVE (I think cos I’m not good in road knowledge wtf) and I had to keep left to turn into the Subang toll.
I signaled.
And on the left lane behind me this fucking cibai truck honked me and sped up!
Die die don’t want to let me go into his lane!
So I had to slow down and wait for him to pass before I could switch lanes.
But he turned out to be a trailer!!! Like the kind that carries cars from the factory!
Damn long and heavy so obviously he took damn long to get past me.
And I couldn’t see anything beyond the trailer!
So by the time he passed I quickly tried to turn left and found myself staring at the divider WTF.
And I bounced off the divider poles T________________T
And ended up somewhere I don’t even know T_____________T
I started panicking when I saw roadsigns for Port Klang T________________T
I called my dad. But my phone was running out of battery T_______________T
So I just stopped at the emergency lane on the highway and prayed that my parents would find me T____________T
My mom said she could hear that I was going to cry on the phone T______________T Somemore when I tried to tell her which turning I’d missed she kept quiet and said “let me think, I’ll call you back” WTF
And then my dad said she hung up the phone and stared into space WTFFFFF
WHY MY MOTHER LIKE THIS T____________T
Anyway all’s well that ends well because I’m sitting here typing aren’t I wtf.
I waited on the emergency lane, darting glances left to right to behind because I’d decided that if I saw any criminal coming near my car at all I would rev my engine and escape wtf.
And then my parents drove up behind me in their car T___________________T
Thank you Buddha T_________________T
I thought I would have to find a public phone to call already! Either that or drive to the edge of the sea at Port Klang wtf.
I am not driving tomorrow T_______T Or the day after. Or maybe forever and ever Amen wtf.
Comments (28)
oh.my.god .. u ‘bounced off the divider poles’?? *shocked* must be traumatising! i dont blame you if you want to give up driving after this .. (T___T) but please do give driving another chance when you feelin much beter k. wtf? did i just contradict what i just said? anyway.. the most important thing is .. i’m really glad your ok.
aud: thank u T_Tbut im not driving anytime this week wtf
Don’t give up driving Aud, just be careful next time.
HAHA so cute!! hw come they cud find u? tot kl damn big O_O
may God bless you …
…Big Times wtf
aud: WTF why ru like this! yea imagine if they didnt find me maybe they will find your soulmate’s body by the side of the road next day wtf T3T
hahaha and remember how much u wanted to drive last time wtf
ya how did they find u so geng! your parents always have the best navigation skills ever. everytime barry gets lost in kl he’ll call your dad and i remember last time we got lost in penang and called your mom /boo
aud: haha my mom not so much! my dad damn terrer i think he was born with a gps in his head wtf
audddddd please buy a gps pretty pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeeee /boo
*hugsy
aud: so expensive!
EI BTW I JUST REALIZED “DRIVE” ME CRAZY EI DAMN WITTY AH *pats on the back
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG AUD OOI!
ok la sister in distress i had the same thing happen to me before (took wrong turning because of others or sometimes my own stupidity) wtf but the difference is AT LEAST I DIE DIE ALSO FIND MY WAY OUT MYSELF HAHAHA i don’t know what will happen if i call my parents tho. maybe i should try WTF.
aud: ya thank god for them if not i would have died in klang wtf T________T
btw malaysia got gps signal already meh? personally i think GPS is quite useless ok wtf. cos ah when it’s time to turn then they will say “turn left in 150 m” wtf but then the arrow don’t budge you know so if got two left turnings near each u also don’t know which turning to take! then after you pass the stupid turning then the device will go “recalculating distance” wtf. damn irritating!
chill.. just try it again and again.. heh.. experience is the mosr valuable thing hehe
Aiyah, you should have just called me la, I would come to your rescue in no time at all!
haha
aud dun be so depress la
ask yr parents to buy u a gps system la..wunt save them heaps of trouble saving u
=D
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don’t care i’m picking you up every single time from now on T___T
Poor dear, hope you are fine now. Rainy days are bad on the driving skills, need to be alert at all times.
HAHA. thanks for the story. i found it rather funny how your mom stared into space in that situation
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I KNOW IT’S DAMN TRAGIC AND QUITE SCARY AT THAT POINT (i would know, as you know), BUT IM SORRY IT’S DAMN FUNNY HAHAHHAHAHAH AUNTY OOI!
(btw have i told you about my horrors and now fear of shah alam?)
hi everybody. you know why i stared into space ‘cos we were actually heading to where she was (altho still not very sure where exactly she was) but she suddenly said sumting like she didnt turn into SS19. so i thot die la dont tell me we were on the wrong route.
wtf how come u miss the exit by a bit then u so lost already!?! independent woman whats wrong with you!
jammie: so nice, i wish people would come pick me up also…
port klang wtf next time keep a level head ok! just follow the sign boards although i know it said setia alam etc wtf but make u turn! sure got sign wan ok next time dont panic *reminds wtf
LOL
hahaha i know how the truck drivers are in port klang..lol i used to work there and its damn horrible..but ure story is just..HAHAHAH sorry la i find it pretty amusing…lol i guess someone else tragedy is anothers comedy..lol
Hahaha…I like the funny part where u said your mom stared into space and try to picture which road u were heading to, but yeah i know how scary it is!!!
Poor thing T_____________T
I know how scary it is!!
If its not because of my job I would never sit on the driver seat T_______________T
A few weeks ago I was using GPS to drive around, thinking to fetch my fren dabao McD. And I end up in a quiet dark place and car stucked in the mud T______________T…..No signs of any human being tat could help me. Well I manage to get out at the end but I was crying on my way homeT______________T
I hate driving XD
u r lucky that u didn’t get injured in that incident and your parent managed to find you on time! Yes, KL and Penang road can described as HELL highway on earth but don’t discourage that easily audrey, just learn from it and be a better driver ! OK
LMAO…ROTF!!i seriously think you should retake your license .. please dun rasuah the officer this time 🙂
HAHAHA dun be such a drama queeen… though I KNOW exactly how you feel. I hate switching lanes with all the big truck around. ^_^
haha.. this is ssoooo funnie wei! first time i head a person getting lost like that..
better hope that doesnt happen to me
wahliau aud, the trailer damn scary lah – did you see your life flash before your eyes ar? 0____0
and getting lost sucks donkey’s arse okay, cos you think you can keep driving and try to find your way out, but invariably right you just keep getting lost-er wtf.
not that er, i’ve done that myself. okay okay, i admit it lah, i use my gps everywhere i go wtf. maklum my sense of direction is crap lah – i am one of those people who rotate paper maps around and then end up confusing themselves further wtf.
and why Mummy Ooi so funny wan hahah, stare into space HAAHAHH. was she using her ESP to sense where you and track down your location WTFFFFFF
ps: is driving in msia really as scary as they say? 0______0 cos i drive here in australia everyday and was thinking of renting a car to drive myself around in kl. and you know what my mother said: you got life go, no life come back wtfffffff -_________________- means cannot lah right, if you translate it from maternal-speak into plain english wtf.