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Spanish Eyes

I’m on a Backstreet Boys rampage and downloaded all their lesser known ballads off their albums.

Hsin was laughing at me for all the intense cheesiness of my playlist and as usual we started remininscing about our childhoods (like any self-respecting 23 year old would do wtf)

We were damn stupid as kids! (We’ve been best friends ever since we were 11 so she’s seen me through more than half my life and I hers)

(And for the record I was ugly all the way from Standard 2 to like Form 5 wtf)

For example, Ah Bah saw a picture of me and my family taken when I was 12 in Disneyland and kept whipping his head back and forth between the picture and me saying “is this you? Is this you?”

(pointing to Ooib’s picture) “Is this Barry?”

(pointing to Mickey Mouse) “Is this Suet?” WTF.

Anyway back to our childhoods.  According to my diary from when I was 12, I was very boy crazy wtf.

Because every entry I talked about boys WTF.

And sometimes not even real ones but people like Nick Carter and Lee Brennan wtf.

One of my entries went like this:

“I had a fight with Amir in school. He was trying to lock us in the class and his watch scratched my arm.”

Then next sentence: “I love tuition!”

WTF HAHAHAAH DAMN RANDOM

But the worst worst worst most embarrassing entry ever was this:

“I’m heartbroken.  I found out something shocking: Lee lost his virginity at age 16”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WTFFFF

Continued: “If I ever marry him I won’t be getting married to a virgin.”

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH OMGGGGG

In my defense I was only 12!!!!

And then we grew up and went through our share of romances and breakups.

But now Hsin is the closer one to fulfil our dreams of getting married to Nick Carter and Lee Brennan just because her Mitchell is ang moh wtf.

Hsin kept a journal until her years in university and she wrote about her last relationship and subsequent breakup and got emo over it (we were reading our old diaries together on MSN wtf)

I wish I’d kept writing until now.  The last journal entry I wrote (as in handwrote) was in my second year at Mt Holyoke and by then my writing was sporadic and occasional.

I guess when I started blogging I stopped writing but there are many things you can’t put out there in a blog and now I probably might have missed jotting down a lot of memories in my past few years.

Since I already bared something so embarrassing, here’s a picture of me without makeup (seriously) in my very sexy Southern Bank (now obsolete) tshirt.

Comments (20)

  • i’ve been writing proper entries too! like recently whenever i feel like it i’d just take out my notebook and start writing sigh yeah there are many things you just cannot put on a blog!

    i was a total backstreet boys and 911 fan also lor! one of my favorite memories is sleeping over at my best friend’s place, listening to bsb and talking about guys and crushes /shy

    and i remember some of my embarrassing diary entries! like this when i was, like, 12 (i swear this is from memory because that diary is in kuching) “i love X! and i know you think i’m too young to say something like that but i really do!”

    …..

    i just died of embarrassment right there.

    aud i iz misses talking to you muchos 🙁

  • i was a spice girl fan, and i used to dream of being Baby Spice. *shudders*

    and obviously my friends were Ginger Spice Posh Spice and so on. sometimes they even fight and see who should win the title of Posh Spice! hahahaha.

  • I was never a boy band fan .. or any star fan.. my childhood diary was all like “I think Jia Min likes Yuniko too, how ah, should I give up my love for my best friend” WWWTTFF

  • I love the ‘Spanish Eyes’.. I don’t get why it wasn’t more popular.

    When I was a kid, I used to keep a diary too. But my sister was an expert in finding my hidden things.. she even stole money I hid underneath the mattress wtf. So I had one of those diaries with padlock, but I always lost the keys so have to buy a new one lol.

    Then one day I wrote a very very private entry about my mum and my mum found the diary, and proceeded to read right in front of my face! That’s when I decided on online journals. Much safer if your mum is computer illiterate. Lol.

  • AI! your eyes very big la! you still look very pretty without makeup! =)

  • have a private blog audrey, it helps a big deal. it’s better than writing in a dairy nowadays cause when u write right, ur hand will be tired quickly, it’s much slower n anyone can pry open and read it. have a private blog (just rmb to lock it) u can type a lot cuz very fast mar right, n no one can get through! and it can also save the trees wtf.

  • hello baby i’m wearing the exact shirt now! remember how we got it /boo memories..all alone in the moonlight wtf
    and u are really pretty in that pic! except that your eyes are so black they’re kinda scary wtf

    do u know who has the funniest diary of all time? jeng jeng jeng your brother wtf. i swear!!! it’s sooooo funny u HAVE to read it. do u wanna know where the key to the drawer is wtf

    why am i your mother?? stupid ah bah

  • I just realised your eyes, nose, and mouth are the same size!

  • With or without make-up, you still look like Anime! Love you.

  • last time like Spanish eye a lot.
    was BSB’s fan

    But i prefer “The Perfect Fan”
    feel warm when listen to that 🙂

  • Wah, you look really beautiful with or without makeup!

  • I loved Nick Carter too! But that was before he became uh heavy

    Seriously I told you a million and one times you look fine without makeup you’re just too hard on yourself wtf

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHY YOU CALL HIM AH BAH, ARE YOU AH NYA?

    And Amir Hamzah is the smex wtf. And Bazza Ooi in Std5 WTF (Suet I swear it was a one time lapse in judgment another lifetime ago).

  • “I’m heartbroken. I found out something shocking: Lee lost his virginity at age 16″

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA HOW COME AT TWELVE YOU ALREADY KNOW ABT VIRGINS N SEX??!?! I think i ddin’t til very late! like.. 14, 15? loser wei kan hahahaha. anywayyyyy I have been doing that too! backstreet boys marathon! “as long as you love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

  • bsb /boo redbox /boo

    my diary entries also very sohai! ‘i broke my specs today stupid brother but nvm at least i look pretty’ WTF

  • very sexy…! *rarr* :p

  • you’re still very pretty without makeup. how i wish my eyes are as big as yours @_@

  • darn, i am addicted to ur snail speed update blog…

  • “(pointing to Mickey Mouse) “Is this Suet?” WTF” – ahahahah

    “Continued: “If I ever marry him I won’t be getting married to a virgin.” – wtf HAHAAHAHAHA audrey ooi, hilarious lah you!

    ps: tze’s diary entries damn random also ahaha, nvm still pretty hahahah

  • your eyes are really big!! so pretty~~

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