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The other day I was standing at my computer typing an email (OK LA I ADMIT IT SOMETIMES IT FEELS MORE COMFORTABLE TO WORK STANDING UP BUT NOTHING TO DO WITH MY HEIGHT I PROMISE)

Then I heard in my left ear a sound that went like “OOoooooOOOoooooo”

Like a ghost howling!

My eyes widened and I stopped typing.

Was it my headphones making that weird noise?  But no I was standing up!  My headphones weren’t on my head also.

I reached up and touched my ear with trembling fingers wtf.  I started thinking maybe I was listening too much to my headphones and had permanently ruined my eardrums.  Or that I had a brain tumor WTF.

Then I suddenly heard cackling from behind and turned around to see Edmund holding up his phone next to my ear wtf.

See what I have to put up with in the office every day!

Today was a day of carwashes..

and icecream!

(Drumstick Kitkat flavor not very nice don’t buy there was a single bar of Kitkat stuck down the middle and it tasted really weird like it was a reject from the Kitkat factory and they decided “waste not want not” and buried it in icecream)

Did hair again!  About the same as the last time except maybe 2 inches shorter.

Styling is going to be a bitch.

Went shopping!

God I haven’t shopped in months (which when you think about it is about the lifetime of certain small animals wtf) and I got three dresses today slash boo.

Sometime when I don’t shop for long I don’t feel it at first but after a while I get all cranky and yearning but when I finally buy some stuff it’s like a release!  Like ahhh I can breathe all proper again wtf.

Btw I am getting fatter! I gained 2 kg in 2 months what is this!  Good news for my arms and shoulders (boobs no difference fuck this shit wtf) but terrible for my stomach and thighs.

This is all the karma rushing back for all the times when I mock Tim, Edmund & Desmond for having bellies (but now don’t dare to say Desmond already because that day in Zouk when he was drunk he said “fuck off!” and did the fcukoff hand signal to me and he is my boss ok wtf)

Comments (26)

  • Must be all that sitting (or standing) in your office job.

    Time for a gym membership?

  • nola ur hair very diff from last time! i cant decide if it’s nice anot hmm..abit too poofy for my liking wtf
    show all the dresses u bought!

  • HAHAHAH why your title like this! ‘Cause of the ‘oooo’ ar wtf. Haih why you so cute la! *shy*

  • look like some getting chubby d..
    ur face really round d..
    like a lollipop..haha..

  • pink dress very nice on u /boo

    ya whenever i dont shop for a while i get all depressed and moody and i dont even know what’s wrong with me until i check my bank balance and see that i still have some money left WTF.

    new hair very poofy! u look like gabrielle!

  • damn damn nice !!! i love this hair cut !!

  • wtf my msg got cut off cuz I got too excited n start typing the heart thing. okay again :

    yea i love this hair cut !!! and I love ur new dress !! and you weight is just nice now okay don’t listen to whoever that Raymond is. ur face is not round at all but healthier looking ! very perfect now babie *nearly write heart again wtf

  • in the last picture ( the one wearing whole pink ) u look like age 7..so small and cute. still like a primary school student.

  • U look so cute! I like the last second photo of u! 🙂

  • “which when you think about it is about the lifetime of certain small animals wtf”

    hahahahah this is so totally funnily random! got me laughing so hard 😀

  • Eh eh u look like ayumi in the first picture after haircut! =D hahaha and how they style it like that T________T my stupid hairdryer though pro but no use wan T___T

  • yalo like ayumi! but i like your previous hair! and how you know ghost’s howling is like that you heard before ar T_______T i hate people trying to scare me with ghost

  • Ya la..too skinny not nice. Now ok d..If not lagi u look like a small girl.

    And I agree, it’s nicer to work standing up. Sometimes sit until tired already. Get aches here and there. Stand for stretching. Though I am not working yet, I stand while chatting.

  • why sudden change? you look so retro now, i mean the hairstyle, cos it is kinda poofy

  • hmm… never mess/party around the boss.. that is a no no!!

  • the last pic…
    u look like a little gal or little doll =..=

  • I think you need another 3kg. :/

  • u look so kiut in your new hairdo and pink bajuss! i swear u look so The-Japanese.. muahahaha~

  • your new hairstyle make you look much younger! nice hairstyle. time to go gym ady. !!!

  • HAHAHHA which fuck off hand signal like the stella one ah your boss is so cool

  • like the new hair. not a fan of the pink dress though, no shape leh!

    your boss sounds scary…

  • lol you have my auntie’s hairstyle :)!!

  • Fast fast go to slimming center!

  • you new hairstyle has so much volume!!! very cute leh. eh hard to style ar? cos looks like the curls need to be blow-dried in individual sections?

    and you are tiny ok, like tinkerbell only. you can afford to put on weight lah, cannot tell also cos you look like a doll wtf.

  • Wa~ new hair (and the white dress) make u look like a doll ah.. damn cute ^^

  • I think u look like gigi leong but shorter…nice look…cheers!!!

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