And I thought I had grown up and stopped being so klutzy aih.
Last night on our way to dinner, I saw an array of small Christmas trees for sale.
I saw a four-foot one and thought it was very cute so I said “eh I wonder how much this is” and grabbed it.
And my bag swung around and hit another tree and it fell over *dark
Edmund tried to help me pick it up but when he did the tree broke into half hahaahahahahahahha
I think when there’s someone else around the bad luck just goes to that person (ie. their car breaks down, Christmas trees fall over and break on them, etc)
But when I am alone the bad luck all just goes to me.
Like this morning I curled my hair and went to unplug it because if I don’t the curler stays half warm I dunno why la stupid curler.
So the plug was a bit stuck. I pulled and pulled and it was half out when suddenly my index finger slipped in between the prongs of the plug.
And I was electrocuted T_________________T
Damn painful ok I jumped like a foot back!
And at first my finger was stuck in between the prongs so I couldn’t move for a second!
Then I dunno if it was my own volition of the current that went through me that made me jump backwards wtf.
It was so painful T___________T
In the second that the current was coursing through my arm I thought is this what death feels like wtf.
My arm was waving like a snake! Or like I was doing a mexican wave wtf.
And after that my arm was super sore and I didn’t feel well at all like kibun ga warui. But luckily my hair didn’t stand up or become permed wtf.
And my finger now has burn marks on it *dark
I told Fat Her and he asked me to smell my finger to see if got char siew smell WTF.
Oh well I guess now I can sympathize with criminals who are put on the electric chair wtf.
Yee Hou said the same thing Hsin has always said: “it could only happen to Audrey.” T_________T
Tim said “at least you will never run out of things to blog about” ya that’s a great comfort wtf.
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yawnnnn i know all this edi la tell me something new can anot im bored to death
how did you know the tree was four feet you compared it against yourself issit =P
i’m very klutzy also wan aih but not to the extent where i electrocute myself la!
/boo come let me sayang you.
Being your soulmate, I won’t let u suay alone.
Yesterday I was walking in my own home, on flat ground, then I slipped and fell hard onto the ground. now my whole body is in pain and burses everywhere.
the other day I went shopping, I picked up a shoe and was playing around w/ its heel n saying “ei this is so high” then i broke it.
but because I have better luck so nobody saw.
i burnt my face with a curling iron before *grim
but duno im always with you but i never get bad luck from you /boo *touch wood wtf
I keep falling these few days.. -_-
hey babe i saw u in sinchew newspaper 2day!!!!u’re pretty sweet >
it must be really painful..
i got electrocuted before too.
and yes, it felt damn bloody miserable. like wanna die…
I have a curling thong story too!!!
It was last year uni ball, then after I curled my hair, Jac asked me to keep the curler (same like yours, if don’t unplug will stay hot wan), so I walked to the curler and picked it up– AND HELD IT AT THE HOT THONG PART.. T____________T
My fingers (thumb plus all other finger tips wtf) were burnt!!! Then got skin peeling off.. Then DAMN DAMN DAMN PAIN.. It felt like the insides of my hands were burning!!! Then my stupid friends taught me to use butter– so there I was, in my ball dress shoving my fingers into a piece of butter. T__T
Why is your dad so cute?!? Char Siew smell….HAHA!
Aww, well now you know how it feels to be electrocuted whilst everyone has to imagine how it feels XD
Hope your finger isn’t as painful now :S
Good thing about your klutziness is you would never get bored of life 🙂 lol!
*shakes head*
Eh ang moh said the exact same thing happened to his brother before HAHAHAHAHA. He reckons we should put the both of you in the same house for one week and see who burns it down first. =.=
suet: dont action la next time don’t wanna tell you anything you read from here wtf
carol: ya how you know i compared to myself!
angie: you are truly my soulmate /boo nobody can separate us not even with sun tzu art of war wtf
tzeching: there there my love u are still as pretty as ever wtf
arshana: hahaha everyone is telling their sad stories too!
belle: sinchew? where!
chuan: ya until now my hand hurts T3T
hmm… dont malaysian sockets (female side) have switches? next time turn it off first then pull it out.
Protected: The reason
can i have the p/word for the above titled post? or is it meant for invited readers for the particular post?
Did it ruin your finger nails color? lol
aiyor princess y so careless wannn… hire sum1 2 perm hair for u. kakaka! 😛
it’s in dis week sinchew happy sunday,and it’s about broadband + dell thingie. I saw jolene lai(in da background of da photo) n cindy tey too!!!
hi..i came upon your blog some time ago and have been checking in every once in a while cause i find you fun/interesting. it’s kind of presumptious to say but…i kind of have a feel for your personality…and don’t take this the wrong way but, seems like you would be less prone to getting electrocuted aka. hurt if you were a little more aware of yourself and your surroundings. try being a bit more cautious instead of “just doing it.” don’t mean to offend you, i just don’t want you to die cause i want to keep reading your blogs every once in a while.
I burnt myself with a candle once(accidentally)and i noticed a familiar smell…of roasted pork.
Hey Audrey, I’m one of your silent reader for quite some time already, but I was so excited when I read the Sun newspaper today and thought that I MUST really tell you about this! =D
Yeah, same like Belle, I saw you in the newspaper today!! But this is the Sun paper!! Also for maxis broadband with Dell small laptop created for ladies (??) something like that..
I saw your blog header first in one of the photo and was so shocked! Then I turned my eyes up again and I saw you!! In a pink dress. I didn’t thought it was you at first because I thought she was a Japanese lady! Oh my god.. wtf.
It feels so good to see someone I know in the paper! (though you don’t know me wtf) ^_^
poor gal..
but i couldnt help laughing all the way while reading ur post. i think the Char Siew should be rewarded the most classic one for the day. lol…
oh dear. be careful! i’m also morning musume fan!
not char siew smell la, more like sotong bakar.
Me accidentally touched a hidden welded point once, just after welding, held my finger up, and all i can do was to look at it as it started to “smoke” literally. Then i inserted the finger into my mouth to cool it down and it tasted like sotong bakar. Nice, but disgusting.
audrey is fat ooi your dad?!?? hahahahhaha i laughed so hard at this post! esp at the charsiew smell part hahah and the mexican wave. i have a faulty switch in my house and i always do a little mexican wave when i press it :S :S :S