Omg this is the best best best advertorial I ever had to write!

Two weeks before I was already anticipating it and canceling all other plans.  I was so excited cos it had every single thing that I like about life! (and being a girl)  And I didn’t even cut my nails or toenails WTF just for it (you shall see)

So ahem let’s get started on the Maxis Broadband Girls’ Day Out.

*deng deng deng
Early Saturday morning, we all gathered at Pavilion and each of us were handed a Dell laptop fitted with  a Maxis broadband connection each.

The 8 of us!  Cindy, Ringo, me, Cynthia, RedMummy, Karen, Jolene & Kim.

Maxis had arranged a whole super girly fun day for all of us and our laptops and our first stop was My Diamond.

They were going to educate us about diamonds because diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

(Educating us on how to tell a fake Vuitton from a real one would have been equally useful in pirated Malaysia)

Everyone so pretty and graceful (AND TALL) while I am not T_T My mother said I am a disgrace wtf.

To be honest I don’t know much about jewelry.  Possibly too young (and too poor) to appreciate of covet jewels yet.

So I snapped pics of myself while everyone else was taking pics of precious stones (possibly Ringo is also not very interested diamonds look at her popping in wtf)

Kim & Karen & Jolene very fascinated with diamonds (they are true women).

Me & Cindy decide that we are prettier (and more inexpensive) than diamonds wtf.
After we were done with the diamonds, we all whipped out our laptops cos we were all dying to check them out and go online.

Just look at the bunch of us!

Cindy, Ringo & I realized we all love pink and are hopelessly narcissistic =.=

Special effects pic (and all the other super good quality ones) courtesy of John and his big ass camera.

Shameless self promotion.  But look at the laptops aren’t they pretty!  On my lap it doesn’t look that small wtf but when everyone else holds you realize it is actually tiny!

I am so tempted to steal mine if not for the thought of jail WTF.

After we were done at My Diamond, we headed over to Stage.

Stage is actually a Malaysian brand but they source all their products from all over the world, depending on which country produces which cosmetic/makeup tool best.

At Stage they were going to give us a step by step workshop on how to apply makeup.

The vast array of things we had to play with.

Some of which I couldn’t reach had to stand up cos table too long wtf.

But first good lord they made everyone strip off their makeup!

I told everyone whoever puts up suppin (makeupless) pictures of me on their blog is dead wtf.

But for the sake of encouraging people to use makeup (see what it does for me!) I will post this pic up anyway.

Eyebags are big enough to store things in HAHA good joke Aud wtf.

Kim without makeup is still a pretty Kim!

Only way my eyebags won’t show is if I pretend I just had Botox done and wipe away all signs of expression on my face wtf.

Putting on ze makeup.

Everyone else putting on ze makeup.

Stage makeup experts helped some of us.  (Do you notice how everything RedMummy wears is red!  And how her laptop bag is red too and even her hairclip!)

Before and after makeover!  I TOLD YOU LOR POWER OF MAKEUP you can all close your mouths now!

Q: Are we pretty?
A: Yes wtf.

I love this pic of all of us!  Cindy damn good at posing must be from MDG wtf.

With RedMummy! Everyone at their best.

Back to obsessing over computer over lunch.

After lunch was shopping at Cats Whiskers Bangsar!

Jolene and her sexy legs and sexy white shirt dress (which she bought yay!)

I guess I am not a real girl again because I finished looking for stuff in like 10 minutes and sat down to rest wtf while everyone else tried on more and more clothes and snapped pics of each other in new clothes *left out wtf

And then they brought us to get our nails done!  This is why I didn’t cut mine wtf.  I was so excited about this!  Cos normally I wouldn’t pay to have my nails done so this is a real treat!

(The girl who did mine quite cute)

(Whoops laptop nearly fell off chair)

Oh ya and the pedicure was very nice too except for the part they scrubbed my soles with what looked and felt like sandpaper and I screamed with laughter and stuffed my towel into my mouth and Cindy didn’t get it and said “why are you laughing Zohan is not that funny” wtf.

We all had a tub to soak our feet in too mmm damn nice!  And we sat there and watched Zohan and cringed in disgust I don’t understand why guys said its funny it is disgusting and unappealing and this is coming from a firm advocate of toilet humor ok wtf.
So relaxing I nearly fell asleep!

Finished product!  I chose a silvery base with pink French tips and white polka dots and it’s damn cute!  But after that I thought it looks like the mushroom from Mario wtf.

The Apartment for dinner!

RIngo’s gold and glittery nails, Jolene’s M & M’s, Cynthia’s classic French manicure and my Mario mushroom.

So that was it for our girly Maxis Day Out!

Everyone went home tired but happy wtf.

Brought to you by Maxis and Aud Ooi wtf.