Normally I love wrapping presents.
For all my untidiness and disorganization I am actually pretty good at cutting wrapping paper to exact sizes, making sure everything folds at 90 degree angles, folding paper to make perfect sharp ages and making the whole package look as smooth and pretty as possible.
But not this time.
This time I opened the huge roll of assorted wrapping paper from Memory Lane to find out that MEMORY LANE IS A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHEATS AND LIARS
There were 4 pieces of wrapping paper in the roll. But I think to save money (AND CHEAT THEIR CUSTOMERS) each sheet of paper was only half the size of the normal ones!
So this is what I had to do!
This is actually quite a big present. So as you can see, I had to use TWO wrapping papers wtf.
TWO papers which aren’t even of the same pattern T________T
Stupid Memory Lane! How can bluff people like that! See because of them I have to wrap my present with 2 contrasting papers damn ugly!
We’re playing Secret Santa and I am going to be so scolded tomorrow I can bet my life on that T__________T
And to make matters worse, Racheal told me about this Christmas tree hung with little paper stars and each paper star has a underprivileged child’s name on it, with what they want for Christmas written on it.
And you pick a star and fulfil the kid’s wish and have the present delivered to them.
So I picked an 8 year old girl called Anne and bought her gift.
And again the paper was too small to wrap her box!
I was thinking shit how can I give the poor girl some crappy miswrapped present!
And wonders of wonders I found a piece of the same exact wrapping paper in my house! So I thought okay never mind at least the wrappers are the same I can just use two sheets to wrap and it will be fine.
And then! My smart mother! Very stingily said “eh this paper is too big let me cut it up to the right size”
And she cut it into the wrong size T___________T
Cut up the two small pieces into even smaller pieces T_________T
So in the end I had to wrap the present with not one not two not three but FOUR small pieces of paper T___________T
Check this out wtf.
Sigh one of the few things I’m good at and look at how it turned out T3T
Anyway on the topic of gifts look what I got recently!
Hello Kitty 2009 calendar! Boss commissioned someone to buy it for me I think she thinks I’m too forgetful *shifty eyed
BEST PRESENT EVER!!!!
I love lolcats!! Anyone who doesn’t know lolcats please go to http://www.icanhascheezburger.com you won’t regret it T_____T
I love it more than King Julien in Madagascar! And god knows I love King Julien wtf.
When I got it I brought it to show off to Ally and Jammie *proud
And they both squealed and Ally even dribbled watermelon juice over it while Jam dropped chocolate cake on it wtf.
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Yayyyy! Am first!!
On another note…don’t worry so much! The gifts don’t look bad at all…plus, it’s what’s inside that counts!;)
HELLO BABE! *Big Wave*
Gosh, been busy with business and exams… Finally I can read your blog like before. LOL… The wrapping look fine la my dear..
Anyway, just dropping by to wish you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas in advance… Enjoy!!! PS: O and also I would be sending you the link for you to choose your clothes soon… Just need some time to work on the pictures and all.. ^.^
Happy weekends babe…
HHAAHAHAHHAHAHA laughing mood
That cat site is seriously funny. Thanks for sharing. Noticed your hello kitty calender.
The captions: Hello 2008! include stickers!
OMG, STICKERS!?!?
erandi: actually what’s inside is not very nice also wtf T3T
shundy: no problem! Merry Xmas to you and your family too!
angie: hahahaah why u laugh so much damn annoying!
xynthian: yea stickers to mark special dates!
HAAHAHAHAHAAH stickers to mark special dates!! -_______- and omg u have colleckshun of lolcats damn cute T___T
i will be away for my long break and will reply and visit u back on 1st jan next year….wish u merry xmas in advance….enjoy ur hols
hahaha damn ugly la use diff wrapping papers :P:P:P:P
xmas in the air~
mustardqueen: HAHA why u laugh so loud very funny meh!!
vialentino: merry xmas to you too have fun!
abby: yalah hahahah haih damn sad T_T
atira: i know! so exciting:D
actually…jam dripped watermelon juice on it as well
*looks sideways at jam
Lolcat is cute!
By the way, check out this girl, she looks like u!
http://profiles.friendster.com/3466554
EEEEEE LOLCATS! 😀 *spills my cup of coffee*
hahaha and i bloody love King Julien almost as much as i love lolcats hahaha although i havent watched Madagascar 2 yet wtf, only 1, but my sister keeps doing renditions of King Julien in Mad2 i feel like i already know all the scenes of him in it already 2 😀 hahaha funny shit, but dammit spoiler la that girl
catchy name eii, 4 feet 9 ! i would probbly use six T eight for my blog title , haha!
my lolcat magnets didnt come in the post until now 🙁
Hi Audrey!
Ju Ann here! We met earlier at the nuffnang party.
Silent reader all this while – great seeing you and tim today! 🙂
btw, you’re awfully cute!! I’ll send you the photos I took if you want ya 🙂
Till next time!
i iz sorry *scuffs feet
oh crap! hahahaha….ur wrap looks awfully ugly!!! wahahahhaha
Yes Aud, the wrapping is a bit… and pls thank Fat Her for letting you continue on with the party.
Audrey!!!!!
It was good meeting up with you in Singapore (KL actually). Talk to you soon k.
hi aud!!
im cheryl here. the peacock girl on stage with you and cindy during the nuffnang christmas event?? rmb?? i hope you did. hee
aniwae do link me up at http://www.simplyryli.blogspot.com and add mi in msn cheryllim_@hotmail.com
hope to hang out with you and cindy when you girls come singapore again yupps??
take care, cya and lastly CONGRATS for winning the BEST DRESSED FEMALE!! =))
ally: *looks at jam too
dolly: i can’t see her profile is protected!
cynthia: hahaha you have to watch it la funny like shit!
breadpitt: so tall *awe
naeboo: there’s a lolcat magnet?!
ju ann: yea your dress was really pretty! i want the pics can you email them to me?
jammie: haha there there issokay wtf
racheal: ya that’s why T_T
mehlin: fat her says noproblem wtf
huai bin: i like talking to u! despite you being passed out wtf
cheryl: thank you! your costume was damn cool too the amount of effort it took! yea i wanna come down to singapore again so we should meet up!!
i want lolpuppies? =P
yesh we should mit up alright?? hehehe!! =))
you have msn?? add mi?? sho we kan kip in touch?? =))
hello pretty! nice to have u at the nuffnang xmas party!! =)
Hi Audrey,
I like reading your blog… you are so sweet! Keep it up!
wah aud i nvr see u reply so much before….
why memory lane so cheat people wan! *angry
eh btw i think places like jusco sell super cheap and quite nice+got quality wrapping paper lor.
i iz misses youuuuu. merry christmas /boo
hey aud, sure, what’s your email? couldn’t seem to find it anywhere on your blog. :/
oh thanks, i love your outfit too! uber cute. hahaha