The other day Su Ann and Martian wrote out a very very cute couple meme which they called “The Great Couple Meme”.

It’s a very sweet and endearing meme that a couple writes about each other kind of to show how they look at their relationship and how well they know the other person.

Unoriginal Aud loved it and wanted to do it too!

So clearly, the obvious choice of person to do it with would be…

Angela.

Because we are soulmates!  (but not lesbian partners)

So here goes!

Aud’s answers first.

Tell us about the first time you met and your first impression of him/her:

It was the night of the first day I arrived at Mount Holyoke.  I was walking to look at the stables after dinner with Mai and Ning and she was standing outside Blanchard with a suitcase and her pink Diesel laptop bag.  I even remember that her jacket was a pink Paul Frank one.  I didn’t like her because she was wearing too much pink and at that point in my life I was very obsessed with pink too and I thought she was taking my identity WTF.  And when she spoke with her American accent I didn’t like her even more because I thought she was faking it WTF and that her super high voice was also faked to act cute.

What’s a weird habit or quirk that s/he has?:
how everything of hers must be super neat.  I think that’s weird ok wtf.
She has to watch some drama or movie every time she studies if not she can’t concentrate on her work wtf.
What makes him/her happy?:
mcdonald’s fries.  Grilled cheese. Forever 21. Having clothes with tags in her closet. Going to places where we can take lots of pictures. Coco.

What makes him/her sad?:
that her dad is away on business and she hasn’t seen him for a long time:(

What makes him/her angry?:
when people hurt me or make me sad slash boo. When her dad asks her the same question in ten different ways and then tells her she’s pretty when she’s mad wtf. When someone lies to her that their relative killed someone WTF.

What excites him/her?
Little things excite her!  Like when we’re planning for a trip.  Or when she’s going back to Vancouver.  Or the thought of ourselves being the center of attention of boys and we laugh proudly to each other WTF.

Tell us something funny about him/her:
every joke that she makes is funny she’s very witty /boo.  Oh ya she also went through a very weird phase where she thought that as long as she dresses nice and does her hair she doesn’t need to do makeup she is either very brave or very dumb wtf.

What’s s/he like at home?:
She lounges at home the whole day in pajamas which is a big tshirt or sweatshirt and pajama pants and bedroom slippers.  She’ll take off her contacts and wear glasses and sometimes if we’re lucky she’ll put on a huge terry cloth stretchy headband to push her bangs off her forehead mmm sexy wtf. If we’re at Moho, she watches her dramas while doing work the whole day. In Vancouver she’ll watch tv with her mom or sing karaoke at home or play with coco.

What’s s/he like at work/school?:
Very good academically! She does well for most of her classes and even though she asks me to proofread her grammar sometimes she gets As in most of her papers *proud

Describe his/her room:
her room in Moho is the same as mine so no need to describe la wtf.  Pink with Hello Kitty curtain wrapped around our TV, lots of pink furry stuff and cushions around plus the world’s ugliest carpet sigh.  Her room in Vancouver is really pretty with a pink light and a four poster bed with drapes around it and she has two closets to keep all her clothes.

What’s his/her best friend like?:
her best friend is four feet nine and fucking cute wtf.  Her best friend in Vancouver is Annie who is very tall and looks like the typical fair Taiwanese girl and she’s very responsible and you know that if your life is in her hands you won’t die wtf.

Do you know who s/he hates the most?:
She doesn’t really hate anyone, even though like me she’s always saying she hates a lot of people. The closest is my ex wtf.

Have you met his/her exes?:
nope.

Do his/her parents like you?:
I hope so! Even though the only things I can say to her mother is “ah yi ni hao” “zhao an” “xie xie” “ah yi ni kan ma” wtf.

What’s the first thing s/he would do or say if s/he fell down and scraped their knee:
I dunno she hardly ever falls down she is that graceful!  I think she’s only fallen down max three times since I’ve known her, once is on the icy bridge outside Ham where i fell before too, second time when she fell off her bike in Japan, third time a few weeks ago when she fell on her face in her own house wtf.

what would s/he do in an emergency situation with other people involved?:
she would go “ahhhh Audrey how ar how ar” but if it’s a fake emergency like a fire drill she will be fucking grumpy and stomp outside in her biggest jacket and hate the world.

Which shop would s/he spend the most time at in a shopping mall?:
Forever 21 without a doubt.  In Japan it was Liz Liza /boo.  Sometimes Guess or Bebe or A/X or Miss Sixty

what would s/he have for a typical breakfast?:
She doesn’t eat breakfast because she sleeps until like 10 minutes before class or if she has no class she sleeps until forever and if I don’t wake her up for lunch she misses it too.

Where would s/he want to go for dinner?:
anywhere with Chinese, Japanese or Korean food.  Or Wendy’s.  or Cheesecake Factory

What kind of movie would s/he choose at the cinema?:
romantic comedies or horror movies

Describe his/her taste in music:
The same as mine exactly!  She loves old songs, Disney soundtracks and every single sweet poppy slow Chinese song there is /boo

If s/he wasn’t going out with you, who would s/he be going out with?:
Guys who don’t smile wtf.

What item in his/her wardrobe would you like to burn:
her light brown checked skirt that looks like it’s from Burberry but with the fake leather strip at the waist.  I never told it to her before but I fucking hate that skirt I dunno why!  Looks like it’s from year 2000 some more the stupid fake leather looks damn fake wtf.

What is s/he good at?:
doing makeup, reverse parking, Chinese prose, taking pictures of herself wtf…. But the best thing is she’s very good at talking to me and comforting me and making me see different viewpoints or the bigger picture when I have problems 🙂

What is s/he totally horrible at?:
drawing. God knows why she filled notebook after notebook with pictures as a kid.

What’s something about him/her that is annoying/infuriating?:
I hardly find her annoying T3T when I first met her I thought she was annoying cos of her voice and when I asked her if she straightened her hair she said no and I thought she was lying WTF.  Then another time I was trying to watch desperate housewives on tv while she was watching some Taiwanese variety show on her laptop and her volume was too loud so I got annoyed wtf. Oh sometimes I find her annoying because I wanna skip class but she doesn’t so I feel like I cannot lose to her and forced to go.

What’s something that you two fundamentally disagree on?:
I don’t think there’s anything!  Most of the time all our friends disagree and ignore us so we have to support each other and laugh at each other’s jokes and tell each other that we’re pretty WTF.

What’s something that you two agree whole-heartedly on?:
see above wtf.  We agree that we are very lucky to find each other and even if we’re now in different places we will never find another roommate, best friend, classmate, shopping partner, karaoke partner, and sister like each other again T_____T

Is s/he possessive?:
Yes very easily jealous.

Why would s/he succeed in life?:
because she is very very smart, pretty and charming so everyone will like her and give in to her and she’s also very kind T3T I think she also has a lot of good luck like apply for two jobs and get hired at once while I apply for like 12 jobs and never get one wtf.

what is the coolest gift that s/he has ever given you?:
um my DS lite Sims Castaway game which I still haven’t finished playing because I can’t find the bug to make the potion to give the doctor wtf *geeky

What does s/he avoid at all costs?:
Um something comes to mind but I don’t think I’m allowed to say it…

What does s/he spend the most money on?:
Clothes and food.  Especially clothes!  When I first met her she didn’t even look at price tags before she buys stuff.  Now she’s a lot better and knows how to judge if something is expensive or worth it (especially since she met Suet wtf)

Describe his/her typical sunday:
Wear pajamas the whole day and go online, talk to mother, play with coco. At Moho she’ll wake up at 1 with me and rush down to tapau food from brunch because it ends at 1.15.  Then we’ll come back up in a cooperative way (I fling open the door with one free hand and she stops the door with her foot or back and we both enter), brush our teeth and eat while watching downloaded shows.  Then she does her work cos all we do at Moho is work.

Why would s/he be dangerous?:
I don’t know if you can call her dangerous unless she’s behind the wheel wtf.  Although her reverse parking is very good *admiring.  Figuratively speaking, I think she hasn’t really figured out what she’s going to do with her life yet, but when she does she will be formidable wtf because she is smart and capable and that will bring her far.

Tell us about a time s/he looked absolutely gorgeous:
Every single time!  And I’m sure everyone agrees with me right /boo  Except maybe when she has a mask on and her hair in a turban after shower wtf.

What’s something about him/her that would surprise all of his/her friends?:
er am I supposed to tell?  Following her answer, she’s quite a naughty girl too WTF

What do you love most about him/her?:
Everything!  Mostly that we are so alike so it’s like having a twin sister with exactly the same taste in everything (except guys) and because we always have the same thoughts and ideas it’s quite good to hear someone else agree with me and I feel so right wtf.  But not all the time la because we are still different and I really value her different insights on things.  Plus she loves me and will never let me get hurt if she can help it T_____T

The biggest lesson you have learnt from loving your soulmate:
With her I know that there is always someone out there (apart from my family) who will always always be there for me and someone that I can trust fully and will never turn away from me or will never fail to understand me *emo  (even though she’s thinking whether she can trust me to be her maid of honor because she thinks I’ll fuck up her wedding please everyone tell her I won’t T_____________T)
ANGIE’S ANSWERS.

Tell us about the first time you met and your first impression of him/her:

We met in the internatianal students’ orientation. Carmen came up to me n asked if Aud looks like Gigi Leong. So that was my first impression of Audrey. I didn’t think she looks like Gigi Leong, of course, but I noticed her bubble socks. And right away I knew she is my type. The only one I can possibly click with in Mount Holyoke. And I was right.

What’s a weird habit or quirk that s/he has?:
She likes to pull her own hair ALL THE TIME. More gentle than those mentally going crazy kind but still… I asked her to stop it countless times because she’ll lose hair like that but she never listens  Oh, and she likes to memorize useless information, like the king’s name in Madagascar and the king’s followers’ names… and so on. But she likes to forget important information, like important due dates and stuff. SIGH

What makes him/her happy?:
Shop for cheap but cute stuff when she has money. Nice food when she is hungry. Having proud moments. When she dresses damn cute and her hair is damn nice.

What makes him/her sad?:
Being betrayed by the ones she care about. Broken promises.

What makes him/her angry?:
Annoying people. When she gets really angry she’ll want to beat or push someone.

What excites him/her?
Basically all things that’ll make her happy… going on vacations with her favourite people, musuems that have things she knows about, doing girly stuff like hair, nails shopping..etc, and recording our singing (singing the same song) in Karaoke over and over again.

Tell us something funny about him/her:
When im in my laughing mood, everything about her is funny wtf.

What’s s/he like at home?:
I think she rarely stays at home in Malaysia, she’ll go out whenever she has time. At our dorm at Mt Holyoke, she will wear a big t-shirt, sweat pants, sit or squat (wtf) on her chair infront of her laptop, pick up things with her toes, oh and pull her hair.

What’s s/he like at work/school?:
She really loves to learn all kinds of new things. When comes to learning and doing academic stuff, she actually tries very hard, willing to work very hard, and is never lazy *admires. BUT she is helplessly forgetful and careless. Her grades are all very good /boo Except she’ll take class like DRAWING wtf and pulled her grade down 

Describe his/her room:
How about her side of the room in our dorm cuz I don’t know her room at home T_______T well, messy. And when I asked her to clean her desk, she’ll just put everything on her desk to her bed and call it “cleaned”. And when she sleeps, she’ll just sleep with the million things on her blanket. And if I asked her to clean the carpet area beside her bed, she’ll just kick everything under her bed and pretend it’s done.

What’s his/her best friend like?:
I feel like all of her best friends can become mine, if given the chance :). Tze is very attractive and I swear if we ever go shopping together, it’ll be a big blast. Jia meei is the sweetest girl I’ve ever seen! I feel like she says nothing but sweet things and she looks so cute even without make up. Suet ah … Suet always says “OKAY”when I ask her for help /boo And will stop me if I spend too much money, and will do my eye make up for me, and might visit me in Vancouver during springbreak!! (if she can find cheap tix, that is)

Do you know who s/he hates the most?:
She says I “HATE” blabla all the time but I don’t think she really hates anything, tho I wish she does for certain stuff *dark face

Have you met his/her exes?:
Yeah, two of them. But I don’t want to talk about neither wtf.

Do his/her parents like you?:
I suppose /beg Do you ?? Aunty and Uncle Ooi ~~~ <3 <3

What’s the first thing s/he would do or say if s/he fell down and scraped their knee:
“haiii… why am I always like this ?”“ahhhhh…fuck this shit!!!”  How come these two sentences sound so familiar ? Ahh.. because I hear them ALL THE TIME. Even on MSN wtf.

What would s/he do in an emergency situation with other people involved?:
Looks at others with panic and asks“ei how ah how ah????!!!”.

Which shop would s/he spend the most time at in a shopping mall?:
Forever 21, that’s in the US.

What would s/he have for a typical breakfast?:
She doesn’t eat breakfast because she wants to sleep as much as she can.

Where would s/he want to go for dinner?:
She likes cheap but tasty food. She doesn’t like western stuff tho.

What kind of movie would s/he choose at the cinema?:
Romantic comedy, musical, cartoon.. basically everything I love 🙂

Describe his/her taste in music:
Anything with a good melody. Oldies, disney songs… She likes songs that start with a piano/guitar prelude. Basically everything I love too !

If s/he wasnt going out with you, who would s/he be going out with?:
No one wtf. She’ll lead her college life in the dorm room eating by herself wtf.

What item in his/her wardrobe would you like to burn:
I usually like all her outfits. BUTTT , the blue top/dress with colorful pockets that she wore for that island vacation. Seriously Audrey. Seriously. Tze I heard you were there when she bought it .. seriously tze why seriously …

What is s/he good at?:
Memorizing pointless information and song lyrics/melody. Doing hair when she has extensions. I used to think she is good at drawing till she took that drawing class wtf. Good at laughing, eating RICE, speed walkin when she needs to, writing /beg, falling asleep faster than anyone, pointing out obvious facts as tho they are her original thinking (like, ei ANGELA! U KNOW SOMETHING? LET ME TELL YOU AH.. I THINK YOUR FAMILY IS AN ASIAN IMMIGRANT FAMILY or EI ANGELA ! IN MY OPINION AH, I THINK WHEN A COUNTRY IS RICH, ITS PEOPLE WILL BE VERY HAPPY)

What is s/he totally horrible at?:
Being Neat, stop pulling her hair, decorating, and having good luck.

what’s something about him/her that is annoying/infuriating?:
I never truly find her annoying /boo Ok got la, this one time when she dragged me to walk in the snow storm with her to this art gallery to pick up her art things, I told her it’s pretty impossible that the art gallery will lend out supplies like that, she said “they will they will the teacher told me”. Okay so we went and found nothing, then she said “Oh, I think I dreamed it.” WTF. And the time when she made this damn annoying facial expression which looked like an evil rat when she found out that our door wasn’t locked. (and we never lock our door anyways)

What’s something that you two fundamentally disagree on?:
Ummmmm… nothing. We agree on everything each other says and admire each other’s ideas, thoughts, looks, outfits, and jokes and everything /boo

What’s something that you two agree whole-heartedly on?:
Everything.  Whole-heartedly too.

Is s/he possessive?: I’ll tell you when I get a new soulmate.
(Aud: EI HOW CAN !!! EI CANNOT AH !!!!! *panic)

Why would s/he succeed in life?:
SIGH I DON’T KNOW. Would she ? WTF. Hahahaha no la. Because if she really wants something, she would never gives in to any obstacles. She always wants to improve and fulfill herself/her life in all ways possible.

What is the coolest gift that s/he has ever given you?:
Her soulmate-ship /boo

What is s/he obsessed with?: Recently, Madagascar quotes (esp those from the King, whatever his name is, and don’t tell me! Damn annoying.).

What does s/he avoid at all costs?: Getting tanned/dark.

What does s/he spend the most money on?: It’s actually NOT shopping. I’d say vacations and educational loans wtf.

Describe his/her typical Sunday: Sleep in and do things she didn’t have time to do during weekdays. Just hanging out w/ friends/bf. At mount Holyoke we just do our work WTF

Why would s/he be dangerous?: Her luck is damn bad I tell you wtf. So if you are close to her, your luck will eventually turn bad too. Or you will just experience bad luck/dangerous stuff with her because of her bad luck.

Tell us about a time s/he looked absolutely gorgeous:
I think she looks absolutely gorgeous all the time /boo. This one time especially tho, when we were at Thailand n she took this picture :

What’s something about him/her that would surprise all of his/her friends?:
She is quite a naughty girl WTFWTFWTF.

What do you love most about him/her?: Her everything /boo. Her jokes, her understanding without me explaining much, her caring heart wtf, and despite all that stupid comments calling Audrey a hypocrite, I love how real she is.

The biggest lesson you have learnt from loving your partner:
“Never take the easy way out.”