Disclaimer: I am not dating Kenny Sia contrary to what some people think. If you think so because of my last post where I posted the picture of him and me in my fake wedding dress, I was actually going to say he was my dad giving me away at the church wtf but I decided not to because only Fat Her is my true dad.
So no I am not seeing him even though he is a very nice and funny person. The End.
I forgot to say in my previous post my New Years resolutions!
I never make resolutions. Because I usually forget them after the second day *shifty eyed
And I always think that if there’s something to change about me I don’t have to wait until the New Year to change it.
But this time I dunno why I decided to make resolutions (probably because I never keep the ones I make in the middle of the year anyway)
So! This year I resolve to:
1. Lose weight wtf.
I dunno la! I think I’m an okay size right now. But my face looks so fat in pictures you wouldn’t believe it. I am losing my jaw just like Ooib it’s the Ooi sibling Fat Jaw curse I am so not used to this I never looked fat at any angle before! So I must leave some margin for error.
But quite hard now because every time I’m faced with a plate of food all resolve flies out the window and I tell myself “my diet starts tomorrow” wtf.
Or like today I had Macdonald’s twister fries and I had to try so hard not to eat up Ai Ping’s fries as well. Achievement that I managed to eat only my own wtf.
But I am considering going jogging or badminton with Jam. And you know I am serious because never in my life have I willingly said “yes I will exercise” the last time I went to the gym (2 years ago) I rolled around on the mat for a while and then hung outside the squash courts and watched idly while the players ran about panting.
2. Be kinder.
I think I’ve forgotten how to be kind anymore:(
I’ve gotten numb to the sufferings of the world because of all the cheats and liars out there. Like the monks who stand in pasar malams and beg for money.
HAHAHA Jam told me once this monk went up to her friend to beg and the friend plopped a packet of nasi lemak into his bowl because that’s what you’re supposed to do isn’t it! You can only give the monks food… I think money is not allowed in the monks code of honor or something.
But the monk was clearly a fake monk because he got angry and threw back the nasi lemak at him hahahahahaahahah
And once I think we were in Lorong Selamat in Penang eating when this beggar on crutches came up to us and asked for money. He was very old and pitiful looking so Fat Her gave him some money.
He said “thank you” in a very soft and weak voice and proceeded to hobble away slowly.
All of us watched in pity at him walking away slowly when suddenly he straightened up, put his crutches under his arm and marched off WTF.
And then near my workplace there’s this stupid woman who pretends to be blind and comes to our table when we’re having lunch to beg.
Clearly we know she is not really blind because even if there’s a maze of chairs stacked between her and us she’ll manage to manuever around them and arrive at our table safely. Dunno maybe unless she has like supersonic hearing like a bat wtf can hear the sound waves echoing off the chairs or something wtf.
So with all these people around how are you expected to keep your trust and charity! But I think the world needs more charity and kindness in it so that’s my second resolution for the year.
Maybe that’s the Aquarius in me talking? I heard Aquariuses are very weird and eccentric wtf but want to do good for the world or so Fat Her says.
Speaking of Aquarius my birthday is coming up!
And I asked my parents to get me this since I’ve been away from home for my birthday for 4 years:
I am so easily satisfied should have asked for a nice handbag wtf.
OHOHOHOHO it’s a laptop cooling table! Dunno what it’s called just simply make things up.
You know you put your laptop on it and there’s a fan underneath so it cools off your computer?
And it’s Hello Kitty!
Also got a mouse also Hello Kitty no more using stupid touch pads yay!
I love them thank you Parents!
I was so happy with them that I cleaned my room wtf so my room would look nice and match with my mouse and laptop >.>
Comments (32)
hahahaha Hello Kitty so cute
ya seeing tim tim wert,hihihi
ooh, i like the mouse and laptop cooler thing! i’m not a hello kitty fan but even i want it! =)
lovely lovely, suits u anyway….but for guys, erm abit gay…..lol!ninja vs chocolateraldo sounds good,wtff , lmao. ehh,,,plz la …. so petit d still wan lose weight .zzz. later not 4feet9 , its 3 feet 9 because u SHURNK , then how to fight !?? ;-p
Soo cute, i love hello kitty. Just to say i love your blog, ever since i randomly stumbled across it. It makes my day reading through your funny comments. Hope you had a good new years and christmas.
you are goung out with.. the guy whom you went to HK with, aren’t you?
hahaha so ur new year’s resolution is basically nothing again. u just want to loose weight but u can’t simply write that so u must add the “kinder” thing .. so u can tell the stupid jokes at the same time right right right
OI~ what toking you! im aquarius also lo!!! zzz
and i also wanna play badminton =(
hohoho you forgot the last resolution = write 2 advertorials for KY!
Ya come play badminton every Tuesday.
Ah Bah also comes and play sometimes can tumpang kereta hahaaa.
WTF hello kitty i got bye bye doggy.
eh…for that four years, you really should ask for that pink dell mini laptop… =P To go with your cooling fan and mouse!!!!!
But nevermind, I asked for even lousier gifts before. Like RM10 bag that I really like. T.T
abby: ya so cute!
yaya: why you so smart wtf
jaclyn: i know right so cute! and why you lock your blog i cannot read:(
breadpitt: hahaha why you curse me! shrink sideways la not vertically!
gemjar: yea hello kitty is adorable! happy new year to you too!
m: yes the hk guy
angie: eii no la i really want to do good deeds why you don’t believe me!
gin: ok lets play aquarian badminton wtf
ky: ONE LA JUST ONE
yh: WTF is byebye doggy?! ok la see how but got no transport home boohoo
pingping: HAHAH rm10 bag HAHAHAH sorry very funny wtf. oh there’s no pink mini laptop! only white..
i cant believe ppl actually thought u’re seeing kenny! haha
ya right u wanna exercise ya righttt funniest joke of the year wtf
what u want for ur bday from err..moho wtf. let’s see..what about isaiah barlett HAHAHHAHAHA i take a pic of shim and send to u wtf
o, its becasue hor … i still had belas kesian , shrunk must follow proportion (skala) only balance ma, if not later like a stick.lol , wtfff!!jkjk . btw, talk about vertical , i oncde laugh at ppl then i …….
funny..
i think it s called “laptop cooling pad” .. fyi, laptop was named as laptop for the purpose to b able to put on out feet o lap.. but most laptops r getting so hot after functioning..wtf.. that s y u r getting a cooling pad. lol..
nice though. ^_^
eh your laptop cooler very cool! hahahahah cuteeee! happy birthdayy!!! get one pink laptop also! or yours is already pink?
cracks up at the ‘supersonic blind bat’ woman who navigated through a maze of chairs. lol XD
how can people say u r dating Ken? o.O?! haiyooo~~~ so random.
HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF ppl thought you were dating kenny sia hahahaha but i get how they thought that tho cuz after someone special then a picture of an old man next to you! i didnt even know it was him!
so u cleaned ur room ah means no bras hanging around everywhere and ooib stepping on sanitary pads wtf
oh, i put the wrong url on my name *shy* its at wordpress not blogspot. *whoops*
hmmmm do you read Susan Miller’s horoscope monthly forecast?
hahaha…we have the same floor…quite irritating when it is so old that some pieces will come out and u will kena kick it
n the cooling pad rite…u check n see whether they got the cover behind to cover the small fans…if not..better dont put on ur lap to use (if u r), if not oso kena cut
wish u gd luck on ur resolutions 🙂
i have the exact cooling pad and another hello kitty mouse in the shape of hello kitty’s head hahaha. when i saw it, it was too irresistible to leave the store empty handed! if only im still using a desktop computer, i would have gotten the keyboard as well. it’s so pink and pretty :))) im not much of a hello kitty fan but when i was shopping in parkson, i came across an array of sanrio merchandise. i went completely crazy and spent more than how much i’d spend on shoes. ironic.
i’m glad you are. there’s so much chemistry between two of you in your pictures.
why hello kitty…? damn it. i was rooting for doraemon. XD
if u r dating tim, y didnt u do da great couple meme thingy with him? it would b great 2 noe hw u guys met. teehee!
on exercising
im so proud of you! but i’ll only believe it when it actually happens wtf
on being more kind
i know what you mean 🙂 the other day an old man approached me for money, and i refused to give him any cos he has both his arms and legs intact wtf and no disability whatsoever. but five minutes later i felt bad cos maybe his children abandoned him.. so i tracked him down outside and gave him some money. and he seemed really grateful for it so i felt better! don’t lose your faith in humanity just yet wtf
Well, you’re friendly and adorable, which is a subset of kindness actually. 😉
TWO! and when is the 1st one? 😛
first time commenting in your blog yeah(:
i love reading your blog as is so pinky and have lots of pictures(:
by the way don’t care about rumours or anything, just be happy(:
looking forward to read your next post.
takecares
hey aud,
just like me leh! I buy one small thing for my room and i get so excited about it, i will clean up the entire room so that it will look GOOD in my room!!
keke!
Ju Ann
hey aud, love your blog =)
anyway, that’s a laptop cooler pad