Pointless post:

Remember him?

O hai guys

(I’m not choking him)

A bit of history: I think I’ve had Lolo since I was 5 or something.  Which makes him 18 years old WTF.

Lolo’s original name was actually Cutie Pai wtf.  Because Ooib watched The Terminator and I think Arnie called some chick in it “cutie pie” and Ooib said “Che Che that is a very cute name let’s call our bear that”

I said okay and proceeded to write out the birth cert wtf.

“Eh how do you spell cutie pie?”

“C-U-T-I-E P-A-I” wtf

So there we have it.

And then later on we watched a cartoon with a penguin called Lolo in it.  And we decided to add that on.

And then because he is a Metrojaya Jellybear, his full name became Lolo Pai Cutie Jellybear (cos in the tradition of me and Ooib’s names we thought everyone must have two names after the surname wtf)

And then years after that we changed the “Lolo Pai” to”Purple Pai” because he turned from pink to purple after years of loving care (throwing him down the stairs when we were too lazy to carry him down, pretending he was a circus acrobat and throwing him up in the air between me and Ooib, pretending his talent was to turn into a stone and squashing him into a ball WTF etc)

But eventually we went back to Lolo cos he was always Lolo in our heads.

Lolo is a very lucky bear because he got to go all the way to South Hadley, Massachusetts and Kyoto, Japan.  And now he’s back in KL with me again.

(Although not so lucky when I have to fly somewhere and I stuff him in my suitcase and pray his arms don’t come off wtf)

Anyway!

I l turned on my computer this morning as usual.

And I saw a very unexpected name in my MSN list.

He’s trying to buy stain remover for himself hahahahahahahaha

HAHA SO CUTE LOLO HAS HIS OWN MSN NOW

He loves me!  Even though I sometimes kick him off the bed!

(who can guess Lolo’s real identity wins microwavable tupperware wtf)