O Hai, Lolo here.
Aud is away internetless in Penang now with her family for Chinese New Year so that leaves me here to update this blog as I deem fit.
Today we are NOT going to talk about Aud. We are going to talk about ME. LOLO! WHY SHOULDN’T WE?!?I am after all such a big part of Aud’s life! I’ve been with her while she was still a tiny little girl *cough* tinier little girl.
All these years I was a faithful little bear to her. Always being her shoulder to cry on while she was sad and always being there for her at times of weakness. I never asked of anything else from her. In fact while she was too busy to keep me clean, I never blamed her. I never blamed her for me being PURPLE now eventhough I was PINK when I started off.
And how did Aud repay me for sticking to her all these years?SHE GETS HERSELF THIS BITCH! KITTY CHAN THE SLUT CALLS HERSELF!
One day the SLUT strolls into my room and sits on MY RIGHTFUL BED with her PINK LITTLE BOW on her head and her PERMANENTLY OPEN LEGS.
When I cleared my throat to give her a hint she rolled her eyes at me. So fine.. I said “BRING IT ON BITCH!!! JUST WAIT TILL AUD COMES BACK! SHE GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS SOO HIGH UP YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT TO SHIT”.
Kitty Slut ignored me and we waited till nightfall for Aud to come home. Finally after so many damn hours she made it home along with that ugly guy she always hangs out with nowadays.
The time for retribution had come! (or so I thought). Then… to my disbelief, instead of KICKING THE SLUT OFF MY BED, she went on TO HUG IT.
SHE WENT ON TO FUCKING HUG THE OPEN LEGGED PUSSY CAT!!!
I was waiting for her to notice me at the corner and when she finally did, all she said was “Aww.. Lolo’s ass is stuck to the side of the bed“.
FUCK THAT AND FUCK THIS SHIT!I AM DONE BEING NICE LITTLE LOLO THAT DOESN’T CURSE AND JUST SITS THERE AND SMILE.
I’M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE WHILE THE SLUT STEALS AUD AWAY FROM ME AND TAKES AWAY MY RIGHTFUL PLACE!!!
So dear Fourfeetnine readers, I appeal to all of you to petition Aud to chuck the Kitty Slut away and to reinstate me as the rightful “sitter” of Aud’s bed.WHO’S WITH ME??!!Ohh and Happy Chinese New Year.. wtf
Comments (20)
Happy cny yays bitchfight spectator my bet on kitty chan THE SLUT bcos her legs are open and welcoming omg
get a laugh of the script ..hahah!wtf….poor lolo….
Hapi CNY!
Yes! F*ck Helloy kitty, Teddies FTW!!! Happy CNY!!!
hahahahahh damn funny omg i am with u lolo! haha permanently open legs hahahahahaha
Behave yourself Lolo!
Happy CNY to you LOLO! 😀
Fuck Lolo its a Pussy’s world out here.
All the spread ones rule supreme!
Ei LOLO ! Didn’t auntie Luo tell u a million times not to learn from ur mommy n swear all the time ?
hmm…I am going with Hello Kitty 😀
Sorry Lolo 😛
LOLO!
Hello Kitty to hell you rot.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA mmkay ciao
I am all for lolo because he has msn and kitty chan doesn’t hurhurhur.
Haha! Happy CNY! Anyway, what is Lolo wearing?
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lolol lolo lolo lolo lolo lolo!!!!!!!!!!
Aww, poor Lolo. I’m with you la. Don’t cry la..
hahahhaa i know who is the evil lolo!!!!
Aud, you should have Lolo guest-blog again soon. The cheeky fella is so funny!
lmfao
i love lolo XD