AudRubbish

Uhuk uhuk

I’m in Penang now T____________T

Using my auntie’s dialup connection wtf T___________T

Realized with my auntie’s weighing scale that I have gotten even fatter how is this possible all I did was eat the equivalent 2 bowls of rice a meal everyday and McDs twister fries for supper T_________T

All the crying emoticons are because I am bored to tears T___________T

If only Ooib was around so we could entertain each other on our visits to grandaunts and granduncle’s houses T__________T

Fear that by the time I head home Kitty Chan & Lolo will have torn each other to shreds wtf

The only good thing everyday is getting to choose which new clothes to wear

Not even collecting angpau beats this because I am not really into money ohmmmmm amitaba

Read the entire 3rd Twilight book in a day and a half of being in Penang (don’t even like Twilight.  Think everything is very fake and hate Bella because she is too clumsy for words and I hate clumsy people.  Like how I hate myself wtf)

Thought I brought along my Gossip Girls to watch but can’t find the DVDs T_____T

Resorted to borrowing from him what looks like the second most boring book on earth (book about the story of Starbucks)

Am dreading reading it wtf.

Tried resisting food today in futile attempt to diet but the more I tell myself not to eat the more I want to eat.  Reverse psychology seriously!  I feel like eating foods I don’t even like…like peanut butter cookies.

I wish Ooib was here T________T

So bored that I keep falling asleep WTF I fell asleep in the car while waiting for Fat Her & Uncle Jeff to finish looking at temples and nearly fell asleep in a relative’s house god that was bad.

Brightened up a bit when the relative gave my dad a book (thinking oo new book to read) but it’s on meditation.  Way to keep awake yo.

Wondering if I really have some sleeping disease because the moment I am not doing anything I fall alseep right away for example if I were to click Publish Post right now I would probably nod off at once wtf.

Also wondering if I have cataracts WTF because I feel that rooms in Penang are all very dark… or could it be because my grandparents installed new energy saving lights? wtf

Ok I have a new mission in my life now!  To find out if I have any class of sleeping disease wtf. And it’s not laziness dammit!

*runs off

edit:

Googled “sleeping disease” and this is what appeared:

Narcolepsy is a neurological condition most characterized by Excessive Daytime Sleepiness (EDS), in which a person experiences extreme tiredness, possibly culminating in falling asleep during the day at inappropriate times, such as at work or school.

gasp! that’s me!

People with narcolepsy may visibly fall asleep at unpredicted moments (such motions as head bobbing are common).

oh noes! all the time!

Narcolepsy has its typical onset in adolescence and young adulthood.

young adult! possible!

The most common symptom of narcolepsy is excessive daytime sleepiness, even if you slept well the previous night. A person suffering from narcolepsy may fall asleep at inopportune times, and naps are uncontrollable and can last anywhere from 1 minute to 30 minutes. A narcoleptic may fall asleep during daily activities such as folding clothes and continue their actions. When they awaken, they may not remember completing the task.

ok fine so I’ve never fallen asleep and completed a task although that would be very useful.

Comments (16)

  • yay first lol. i think i have narcolepsy also leh how. and yes the last bit would be useful but unfortch i don’t have that -_-
    you and cheesie sound equally bored..

  • Dial up is stoneage dear and omg, i’ll be suffering the same thing as you. Not to be ungrateful but with my relatives around, all I can do is to watch astro eight hours a day.

    🙁

    Cos I can’t speak Hakka, don’t gamble and cannot communicate with my cousins.

    T__________T

  • my friend’s friend is narcoleptic. i don’t know how he goes through classes and finishes exams. he doesnt get any extra time apparently…

  • WHAT ABOUT ME DONT U WISH I WAS THERE I WAS THERE FOR CNY 06 wtf

  • AND AND.. we can play with my monkee!! remember?! good times good times wtf

  • “Resorted to borrowing from him what looks like the second most boring book on earth (book about the story of Starbucks)”

    FUCKOFF!!!! GIMME BACK MY BOOK!!!!

  • ei I actually also read abit of the starbucks story WTF in the airport where i couldn’t find anything more interesting to look at SIGH those bad times

    Ei why u so lame ! why u always google all sorts of diseases and apply to youself ?! is this ur hobby wtf

  • lOlz.
    Y all the bloggers are so bored wey?
    hahhaaaa

  • omg how can you not like peanut butter cookies! >.

  • gahh my comment got cut off! T_______T i also wanted to say that you look so bergaya in the bermuda shorts pic in timtiah’s blog =p really!

  • I know why you are so sleepy, you ate too much peanut butter cookies~

  • so where are your Gossip Girls DVD after all? CLUMSY Aud!!! >.

  • HAHAHAH uhuk uhuk cry until mucus leak out of nose wtf

    eh try reading the google story it’s actually quite interesting

  • i’m also in penang and dying of boredom /boo
    i’ve been complaining (silently wtf) and putting on my “I’m fking bored” look but no one cares T____________T

    happy cny! hope it gets interesting (:

  • damn… i think i have all the symptoms as well… And the symptoms is with me since secondary school until now… i don’t even know it’s atually a disease. OMG
    -___-

  • have u ever seen the narcoleptic dog? wtf

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zVCYdrw-1o

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