(just found the “change contrast” option and had too much fun playing with it as you can see in the picture below my face is blue)
Being stuck in the jam back to Penang for 7 (COUNT EM) hours
Resorted to using the emergency lane. I wasn’t driving! I can’t tell you who the driver was but his name starts with T and ends with imothy WTF.
My auntie with the chicken for Reunion Dinner. Felt very sorry for the chicken because not only did he have his guts and gizzards yanked out unceremoniously, he also had salt rubbed inside him vigorously and then for aesthetic purposes, my auntie proceeded to tuck his legs into his anus WTF.
Went on a scenic tour of Penang. (as though I am a tourist although I think I am because I don’t know anything about it despite being born there)
Because my uncle was here from England.
Yap Temple.
Yap Temple floor wtf.
(shoes not allowed but the floor was so dusty I pretended to go outside and sneaked back in with my flip flops *shifty eyed)
Nice hair *appreciative wtf
2nd or 3rd day. See that black thing under my skirt?
That is my mother! wtf.
My baby cousin. Who I think looks like Jay Chou! *delusional
My nails and bag matched!
Visited the Penang Islamic Museum I know all about the history of Islam in Malaya now ask me!
Went to… um Sun Yat Sen’s base in Penang when he fled China right before the revolution… *unsure (Asian history major fail)
But it was closed 🙁
The street we were on. I think this was called Cannon Square / Heritage Trail something… that is my trusty baobei umbrella wtf.
Another kongsi temple.
Fat Her and Uncle Jeff’s butt wtf.
You never think that Penang could be so pretty.
Stone carvings.
Lunch with aunties and uncles for Uncle Jeff’s birthday.
Me: “How old are you now?”
Uncle: “Too old”
hahahahaha
Quaint restaurant housed in three colonial type town houses.
The family. Well my mom’s 3 sisters and their husbands anyway.
Comments (50)
nice outfit for CNY. love the shots. super pro.
love i LOVE your tee!!!!
and you look soooo pretty in the pics okay i think you are just right already so don’t worry! eat while you still have teeth wtf.
you in the last pic = super uber ultra damn gorgeous /boo
i’m new reader here! i think, overall, the last photo was the best.. pink, blue, yellow, and green color all stood out from the pic!!! all the colors are in harmony!
You have pretty pictures and you look pretty too. Love your nails.
i went to penang last year and it really surprised me how pretty the town was. i love all the quaint little shop houses, how it seems to be frozen in time with all it’s old buildings, and how all the chinese people were so friendly despite them only speaking hokkien, and me speaking mandarin. and i love how there’s so many splashes of colour on the buildings.
LESLIE CHEUNG AUNTY!
i see u abit like fish leong la. hehe T________________T
Hapi CNY 2U!
You look great! 🙂
you look great, and ur mommy and aunties too, look so young and beautiful (u know how u would look at that age haha)
I GOT ALOT TO SAY
why u got new tshirt, new shorts, new flip flop (why got smiley face wtf), new nails, new umbrella and new bag!!! and why ur dress so short *disapproving look wtf
but u look very good la don’t think u gained a lot of weight. and the chicken quite funny wtf. and i like your first pic.
“this is my mom wtf”
for a moment i thought her initials .. nvm
cindy: green dress was rm15! haha not super pro la i just played around with the picture effects
carol: haha i love my tee too! when ur back i’ll bring you to the store i got it:D
bernice: yea i thought it was really cute how everyone dressed up in bright colors!
kagome: thank u!
irene: where did u go in penang? cos to me penang is mostly pretty old and it was only recently i found all the pretty buildings:D
hsin: you still remember HAHAHAAH
shun2u: haha fish leong? =0
andieee: its because they all spend thousands on skin care and anti aging products! so unless i have the $$ i probably wont look like them haha
neo: aww thanks neo!
suet: cos cny ma! tshirt is new, shorts is old la wtf, scarf tied around shorts is stolen from auntie wtf, flipflops only rm10 my mother asked me to buy wtf, nails less than rm10, umbrella rm12, bag rm 50 2 in 1 very cheap wtf. why am i justifying to you! oh and it was a top la i had shorts underneath cannot see wtf.
ky: i don’t get it!
aud i love yr t-shirt and green dress! where didya get it? sunway? kakaka! & did u dye yr hair? it has a darker tone now; or it’s the “change contrast” wtf~ ;p
NOT ONLY CUTE BUT ALSO SMART lol eh u look gd in green how rare lol
likey your tee!
eppie chinese niu year 😉
jade: hahaha yea i got my tshirt in this tshirt store in pyramid! all the tshirts there got very cute slogans wan. green dress my mom got it in pasar malam WTF. ya i think changed contrast thats why my hair got darker hahaha
ap: haha ya so cute right the shirt! ya i think i look better in green compared to other colors…like pink:(
where is that restaurant?
waaaaaaaaa wtf i hate you thats exactly the nail and bag i wantedddddddddd to match my leopard print heels i hate youuuu
yay to penang! 😀
You so pretty. So so preety. I want to be like you. Too bad I’m fat. 🙁
hi aud, i love reading your blog! mind taking a video of you speaking in english and chinese? just wanna hear if you speak with a malaysian accent lol. ok stalkerish wtf.
The houses look pweety. Me jealous much. 🙁
happy new year!
did u go to the khoo kongsi? got lots of stuf there too.
The Ooi ladies so gorgeous!!! And Ooi men so hensem wtf
You look very pretty in the green dress and I appreciate the length *wiggly eyebrows
in the last pic, your uncle in yellow tee lives in farlim right?
look at dad’s manboobs!
and your face in the last pic too much makeup lah
i miss everyone and penang ;_;
you sure you are in penang? why i stayed here for 4 years also didnt know pg got those places to take nice pic..
jammie: thanks
deity: oh he lives in paya terubong. you know him?
Baz: why no mention of me?…sobbing
erm actually i have no idea where exactly i went in penang. i was there on a short trip with my boyfriend, and we had no car, so we took the bus into georgetown every day and randomly walked around. i’m surprised we always managed to find our way back to komtar from wherever we were. lol.
gong xi fa chai..
juz wanna say, u in the 9th pic looks wonderful..take care
your hair is very nice!
baz- in case you dont know they are called pectorals. They are pronounced in hercules and samson.
what a small small world. yeah, he’s my neighbour. he’s always with his sudoku. haha..
LULZ
uncle and auntie ooi so cutes.
I have always respected you and Tim because I love the way you guys blog (and Tim used to be my senior in high school) but now, I have lost all such respect for both of you.
Driving in the emergency lane?? Took you 7 hours init? What about us who didn’t? That’s right. I was on the same damned highway. Which higher authority gave you the right to do that? Thanks for making our (law-abiding citizens) New Year a fantastic one. You guys disgust me. Will never look at you two imbeciles the same way again
I don’t understand why you’re so angry. You’re right, nobody gave us the authority to do that and we were certainly wrong to do it. But why are you so upset over this so much so to let it ruin your New Year? I offer no excuses for driving in the emergency lane but why are you letting two strangers affect you so much? I am honestly very surprised and I wish you wouldn’t let such things affect you so badly.
anyway fyi, we drove on that lane for 2 minutes then we felt bad. so if you took more than our 7 hours im sorry for you, you must have been driving a lot slower than the rest of us who also took 7 hours without using the emergency lane. i wish you’d get over this, can you honestly say you’ve never committed a traffic infraction or ever gotten a ticket? i’m assuming you’re so angry because you took so long to arrive that you missed i dunno, extra ang pows or something.
dear john,
im sorry to let you know that i might have accidentally dropped a piece of tissue on the second day of chinese new year. i hope my littering would not affect your festive mood.
best regards
so if it took you 7 hours to reach Penang via the emergency lane, how many hours do you think it took me to reach then? I was probably still stuck on the highway while you were already enjoying the sights of Penang.
by the way, am I supposed to be happy that so many of you used the emergency lane? Lest you forget, the emergency lane will connect back to the actual highway. So when you used the e-lane, yes you were moving fast but at the end, you have to turn back onto the highway, which actually slows those at the back down.
Should I feel angry you ask? Of course. Cause you and all the e-lane users were the actual cause of the jams.
Would you be angry if I took the photos you took to the police as proof of your law-breaking? thought so…
jammie,
no it didn’t ruin my festive mood. Don’t worry bout that. Hope you don’t end up in jail though.
aud,
how slow can 1 go when all the cars are already at a standstill?
you’re right. No tickets after 7 years of driving. And i’m only angry cause the cops didn’t give u an ang pow.
… selective reading
she said 2 minutes, hello
and yeah maybe you should save what i said about my littering and show the cops while you’re at it
seriously john did you miss chinese new year totally or something? again i wish you’d read my comment properly before speaking.
the actual cause of the jams were car accidents and the army blocking half the road. i don’t know what day you were traveling on.
you do have a right to be angry but i felt you were disproportionately so. that said i think you’re also very eloquent and quite witty wtf.
i think john is quite witty too! if only he’d work on channeling his anger towards something substantial
Come on, wrong means wrong d. Why defending yourself so strongly?
Take this matter to any sensible person out there and I am sure they’ll still think you’re wrong. Take this matter before a judge and I’d be damned if they don’t give you a fine.
2 minutes means?? got immunity d? So if I were to rob a bank under 2 minutes, then it’s alrite? If I were to rape a girl under 2 minutes then? Don’t need go jail?
Accidents and army? Since when did you mentioned that? Or is it a last desperate attempt to justify your doing?
sorry i really didn’t understand your message. you’re getting angrier and angrier by the minute but i hope you calm down enough to read the previous messages we exchanged. you said i kept defending myself but didn’t i admit i was wrong already and that there were no excuses for our behavior?
i mentioned 2 minutes to let you know that we regretted it. and that it did not shorten our traveling time.
i mentioned accidents and army because you claimed that the jam was due to e-lane users so i merely wanted to tell you that the jam we experienced that day was because of car accidents and the army.
i am in no way justifying what i did so just calm down and read properly.
and i take it back about you being eloquent.
john, try not to be so judgmental and intolerant
damn nice ah girl wtf
everything new ah ! *sour
new shirt new shoe ah new umbrella also ah ! somemore the new bag looks like the one u wanted to buy last last year in vancouver *cry shorts also new ah even put fake nails ah ! is ur eyebrow new too ? looks different !
hahahahaa rape a girl under 2 min hahahahaha .. john where is ur man pride
hahaha i swear even the girl u raped will be angry at u hahahaha
dear john,
you’re equating rape with driving on the emergency lane.
are you SERIOUS?!
regards,
irene
HAHHAHHA to angie’s reply to john.
Seriously, what is wrong with you, john? CNY grinch much?
I’m sorry, but don’t you see that those defending you e-lane spree are your friends? They don’t have the backbone to tell you off for your selfishness, but john does.
Driving in the e-lane and then blogging about it? And not expected to be flamed? You must be counting on god-knows-what to save you from that.
And while you’re at that, I can’t help but notice how you keep trying to calm john down. You’re trying to make it look like he’s shooting his mouth off like an incoherent rage-maniac, when the truth is, john seriously doesn’t need to be calmed down, as he’s simply agitated, not boiling like a kettle.
And people will be judgemental, and they have every right to, as this blogger’s indirectly fishing for flame comments.