#10: 23 February 2009
Spent about 2 hours (spread out through the day) in the loo goddammit.
I wonder what I ate! The good thing about getting diarrhea on a regular basis is that I don’t need to eat Kenko Diet Plums (Sorry Ringo when you have guts like mine, pooping is a breeze – no pun intended wtf)
Office toilet provides quite good entertainment because there are tiny cockroaches running around sometimes across the toilet floor. So you get to play stepping games called “Kill The Roach” wtf.
I tried to do that today! But I was a bit slow:( See, I spied one running near my feet but I didn’t want to dirty my shoe so I hastened to rip off a square of toilet paper to throw over the cockroach before stamping it to death but the roach ran away so fast!
This is how cockroaches survived millions of years and tons of Ridsect!
By their quick legs and hardy dispositions!
I swear cockroaches are the most disgusting evil beings on earth.
The other day Desmond left a cup with water on his desk and the next day a drowned cockroach greeted him from inside his cup wtf. I’ve stopped using my cup ever since.
Last week one ran across my table just like that! No manners at all! (things to note: thankfully most cockroaches at work are tiny, and I really should stop eating at my desk wtf)
I went into a frenzy, throwing papers into the air and then I spied my mineral water bottle nearby. I grabbed it to crush the life out of the monster but I forgot I’d left it uncapped and water sprayed into my face (and all over my computer) like a geyser FML.
Little bastard got away:(
Damn cockroaches! One day I will get all of you wtf. They all belong in the lowest depths of the earth. Along with…er the guy who molested me *vengeful
Comments (27)
erm..hello again. just want to note how casual you are now with cockroaches hahah so selamba ny! 😀 compared to last time when you & angela killed one with the slipper.
i shall now ban myself from commenting (T__T)
this entry is very funny! i have missed your sense of humour my love
you dare to step on cockroaches?? wow..you’ve got the guts…i don’t even dare to spray ridsects with it (scared that it would fly)… i utmostly hate roaches to the death …
hope that you’re feeling better and your computer is still working
u talk bout manners with cockroaches? i think the cockroaches like to play with a cute & funny girl like u.. and its never die!hehe..
“I grabbed it to crush the life out of the monster but I forgot I’d left it uncapped and water sprayed into my face (and all over my computer) like a geyser FML.”
HAHAHAHA
puripuri: i think you can set a record by nowh ahaha. oh that wasn’t a cockroach! that was a silverfish T___T worst thing in the world
tze: really thank you /shy
cindy: it was very tiny! like baby cockroach wtf
raymond: no la they are just evil i swear what playing with me T_T
kennysia: hahahaha why you laugh very unlucky ok me T_T
hahah save money!!!
hahaha u so funny u so pretty so smart so sexy so humble eyes so big hair damn nice boyfriend damn loving
wtf
ei suet you damn suck up until you lost your sense ah ? where does humble fit in audrey ooi wtf
hahaha ei babie “one day I will get you all” hahahahaha do you really want that day to come ? when all the roaches come to u and u have to kill them all.
yewwwwwwww!!! u’re so violent with the cockroaches. but then again, damn theM!! kill kill kill!!!! i support u k BUT morally only :p
Ants are more annoying. So smart. Spray one hole, another hole got ants
HELLO AUDREY! 😀 Hee hee. Yucks, I don’t like cockroaches also, but I cannot step on them, I don’t dare. I just go “Shooo! Shoo!” and hopefully they’ll runaway.
I can smack cockroaches to death but I will cry if I see lizards, baby or not, even from afar. T.T And I don’t want to get them all. I just want them to disappear.
lucky cockroaches in the loo get to see audrey, pants down!
You will change your mind about roaches after watching ‘joe’s atpartment’. It’s a movie, I don’t know whether you heard of it, but roaches do SING! LOL!
Wow…u are so brave…this one is small but last time the insect u helped angie to catch, that one is super big..
wish i could be as brave as u.
last time cause too scared, i hit a cockroach with the broomstick randomly,but hit too hard, ended up the broomstick broken into two and the cockroach still survived -_-
100% agree tht cockroach is the super most ultra disgusting being ever exist..
You so brave! /boo I thought last time you were scared of roaches wan!
And omg I hate silverfish!!! Sometimes I find them in old musky books, HATE IT!
at least u had the guts to do so… i would have been running around in the toilet…. but the ones which can FLY are the scariest!!! dont know where will they land summore…
eh yr office so dirty one meh! yerrr~ wtf
Oh gosh…. y should try getting some cockroaches trap or powdery kind of stuff, i strictly hate (scared too) any kind of insects!
hmm.. your office might be infested. should get pest control to go check it out. else you might be in the loo forever working in that company. you never know where these little ones crawls to…
“why did you create roaches” is top on my list of “questions to ask God” T______T
i HATE those things omg.
Wahraooo… step on cockroaches?? o_O I rather not poo-poo if I see one O_O
I miss you …
ooo….we have another game call BARBEQUE the COCKroaches in kitchen ….using blow torched……..burn untill its really BURNED…..
Boss Stewie so sweetz one 😀
ah I remember reading about the slipper thing! wasn’t it a spider, though?
cockroaches freak me out -_-
they’re all crawly and they scuttle.
mineral water is good.. but of course not when it splashes everywhere :[