Things I learned about Tim while we were in Manila:
1) He actually likes shopping
2) He actually likes sight seeing
HE BOUGHT MORE STUFF THAN ME!!!! How can!
My status as a woman is threatened WTF.
But I like shopping for men’s clothes too so I thought it was very fun to pick things out for him, make him try them out and pat myself on the back when he looks nice in them.
And when we went touring historical sites he was more excited than I was and took full control of the camera.(as you will see later)
Group picture our first night!. That’s Eric and Jay on top, Jing far left, Joy (Jay’s wife), Pam (Eric’s), baby and the Joker wtf. Damn ugly ok me that night! Top dropping and can see up my skirt which is why I decided a pink crayon box was a much more suitable item to be attired in.
Next day. I liked my hair that day! It’s okay that Tim had to bend over nearly like a prison inmate getting the soap because who asked him to date a dwarf!
Our breakfast.
And then shopping. I tried to make him get this jeans on virtue of its name but he refused how unromantic! If I saw a piece of clothing with my name on it I would get it right away. (Audrey lingerie don’t count because they’re not very pretty)
And then we stumbled upon the shrine of Tim’s religion – Krispy Kremeism.
I’m an atheist wtf. Hahaha no la I’ve had loads of Krispy Kremes before and while they are delicious there is nothing spectacular about them but then again I don’t like sweet food anyway.
Tim: “ohmmmmm” (Hersheys flavored)
Um.. you know how tourists like to take pictures in temples and other places of worship? wtf.
Nirvana!
We saw this wooden sign that said We Love You Lolo!! I made Tim bend down and take a photo of it like a thief wtf.
I was ecstatic and kept going on about how Lolo was famous but then later I found out Lolo means grandfather in Tagalog wtf.
Then we drove over to Intramuros, which is the Old Manila. Quite a few slums along the way but I was fascinated by all all the houses and scenery we sped past (until I fell asleep that is wtf I guess moving vehicles and me are a potent combination *dejected)
This is Rambo the horse and Ichabod Crane the Headless Horseman HAHAHA good joke Aud. No his name is Teddy and he was a very nice and diligent tour guide!
This is Rambo’s shit bag.
This is us on the horse carriage and Tim is actually in extreme discomfort at the thought of slipping and falling into horse poop.
This is St Agustin, the oldest cathedral in Manila.
This is the courtyard of a Spanish house where rich Spanish families lived back in the day.
Streets of cobblestone.
This is me shouting “BABY TAKE A PICTURE OF ME AND RAMBO” then stepping back in fear when Rambo turns to look at me.
This is seconds before the spit war began.
This is Greenbelt 5 – a very classy and pretty mall.
This is breakfast the next day. Managed to wake up early enough for it cos Tim had a meeting.
This is Tim having bacon and butter and pancakes hello cholesterol!
This is me being chauffeured around like a taitai while people who actually work are at their meetings wtf.
This is finally getting to the Nuffnang office so I can be clingy again.
This is our lunch. Sorry I don’t like Filipino food that much:(
This is me going “Guess what baby! You have to work while I don’t!”
This is baby going crazy and eating 3 1/2 donuts in 10 minutes.
Food 9598393, Aud 0. *accepts fate
This is Bonifacio Street.
This is Confessions of a Shopaholic.
This is our dinner – steak and pasta. That’s Roanna, Paolo and Charles behind!
This is Jay, Eric and Tim at the Rockaoke. Jay and Eric are both the nicest and funniest people in the world! They’re very witty and I think they’ve known each other so long that whenever one makes a joke, the other adds on to it so seamlessly you can’t help bursting into laughter.
This is the song form to fill out at the Rockaoke we went to.
Damn stupid why are they laughing on the form hahahahaahahah everytime I look at this picture I start laughing too.
And my moment of fame/shame when I had to go up and sing Sixpence None the Richer’s Kiss Me.
WTF WHY IS THIS PICTURE SIDEWAYS It’s the right way up in my computer what!
Comments (29)
prisoner inmate getting soap wahahahahhaha! omg this is like the funniest/wittiest post ever i love your photo captions! 😀 and hersheys donut O. M. G.
Post video of the singing la.
OMG Audrey! you’re so freaking funny! i was cracking up reading this!! haha wait for later, we will post your singing video on youtube!!! hahaha
helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
how are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
i love your picsssssssssssss and captionssssssssss im so annoying but i love youuuuuu
no wonder my adv took so long to approve!
I really like this travel photolog!
Jesus, the poor horse looks like it’s stuck in a moving cage or something :S
I wonder how the horse poo-poo inside the bag or the owner go to collect it from floor ar?
haha, damn funny when you put the caption ‘This is confessions of a shopaholic’..
puripuri: hahah thank you! tim loved the hersheys but i thought it was too sweet
shaolin: what video! who said there’s a video!
roanna: awww it was so nice meeting you and paolo and charles! and what post video WHAT
sweatlee: hey charlie you wanna go to the magic mountain charlie? wtf
kenny: just received it this week ok!
bernice: thanks!
mellissa: ya and his mane and tail were shaved/trimmed:(
estherlei: of course the horse just does it in the bag! hahaah that’s why it’s attached to his butt wtf
lucy: hahaha *proud
nice photolog! got some more?
guy nowadays even better shopper than girl..
Woman status as shopaholic was threatened!
ahhahaha why eric’s glasses look like he ‘got milk?’ on the top of his eyebrows wtf.
your yellow top/dress very cute /shy and this post is very funny omg my love i think since moving into a locked blog i have lost the ability to write funnily =(
If applicable HAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
eh next time if we start out own company *puffs out chest* on the application form for jobs let’s put “If applicable /SNOB”
Super love this entry of yours 😀
and and.. I just realized Krispy Kreme provides fork and knife for their customers. So nice !! Big Apple Donuts don’t provide any 🙁
Charlieeeee charlieeeeeee
Aw you’re so cute
how is your bf so ugly can
must have good personality la
your outfits are sooo cute!!!
did you guys visit any historical place..ermm…? btw, which hotel you stayed at?
i like your hair after you snipped at your bangs! i especially like your hair in the 5th pic. how come my hair never curve so nicely one. do you style it? how do you style it?! and tim looks cute in his sorta slumped posture/big grin in all the pics. actually both of you are damn effing cute la!
I wanna hear u sing!!! Tim was too starstruck to record ur singing???
Love this post!! Got many picture to see…
SO MANY DONUTS MEH WAHLAO! *Tim needs to wake up at 4am now to jog. hahaha!
raymond: got but these were the nicest of the lot!
tze: ‘got milk?’ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so funny ya u should blog publicly why don’t u 🙁
jammie: hahahaha ‘are you gila glamor?” if applicable WTF
ahlost: thanks! i didn’t know they did either.
angie: you said the same thing as me w/o reading my comment /boo we are really soulmates /boo
jenny: that’s rude of you. i think he’s very cute and he has a wonderful personality
misshazel: awww thank u!
crappy booze: yea we went to intramuros. we stayed at the mandarin oriental
sj: yes i style it! with rollers while i sleep and when i wake up i just run a curling iron through really quick
ping ping: hahaha there’s a video but i plug my ears when i hear it so i dunno if i’ll be posting it up haha
the food. omg. i know what you haddddd.
you had. ihawan. barbequed meat on skewers. and i swear that’s nilagang baka, filipino beef soup. omg. damn yummy! haha.
anyway. love, you so pretty /boo
nice pics n captions.. u really r good in these!! hehe.. enjoy reading ur post =)
haha u guys are just match made in heaven..n krispy kreme is coming to malaysia!! u better keep tim away from it
wtf jenny! in what universe do u live in which u think it’s ok to visit someone else’s blog, compliment her and then slag off her bf? i think tim is cute and is such a wonderful bf and if you can’t see that – oh wait you are just a coward hiding behind a computer screen – i suggest you.. die wtf.
hey aud,like you travel adventure with tim. I am wondering is manila good for shopping? or bangkok is much better? Thanks
Aud,
Looks like you had fun in Manila.
You do not like Filipino food!!!
There is such a variety how could you not find something tasty.
Exclude Krispy Cremes, way to sweet. Here in the U.S.A. Dunkin Donutes and Tim Horton’s have better tasting fare.
Your outfits are adorable, and of course you are so so so cute!
Sigh…and I can only watch from afar!
Davdi
Oh my! You have been to Philippines. Hope to see you if ever you come back here 🙂 I will treat you dinner :p