Guess what! We are going to play badminton tomorrow.
By play I mean make half hearted attempts to get to the shuttlecock.
I have concluded that I am hopelessly unfit and could be on the verge of a heart attack!!
The other day while transitting in Singapore on the way home from Manila, stupid Tim bluffed me that the gate was closing! And we were still on the other side of the airport!
So I started running. For like all of ten seconds before I shakingly dug out our passports and boarding passes, threw them at him and panted “Save yourself I can’t make it. Run to the gate and tell them to wait for me”
Only later did I find out he was bluffing me and we had 20 minutes to spare *face turning black. You can be sure I gave him a Purple Nurple for that.
So anyway tomorrow we are going to exercise! Me, Jam and a bunch of my lying boyfriend’s friends.
Shit la I feel like I have too many things to blog about but now that they’re all backloaded I don’t feel like blogging about them anymore! I’ve forgotten all I wanna say and all the things that happened my memory sucks!
Actually so do my eyes, hearing and my knees WTF. Old before my time maybe I’m the opposite case of Benjamin Button where I er grow old too fast *scares self
I worry everyday about my eyes ever since starting work cos 10 hours of the day are spent in front of the computer; I can’t hear ANYTHING in movies and I always have to refer to subtitles so whenever I watch pirated DVDs with wrong subtitles I always get the wrong message and misunderstand the story dammit. And also, my knees crack when I squat down wtf.
Anyway, I came home today and saw a letter from JLPT!!!! Results for my Japanese proficiency test!!!!
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I failed.
No need to console me I knew I was going to fail already, just don’t know how badly *waves hand dismissively
Actually I failed by a tiny margin (passing mark is 60% and I got 55%) so at least I know I’m only um 45% stupid…
But my soulmate is successful enough for the both of us!
She got into Stanford for grad school! Yay for her! Everybody congratulate her! I will now live vicariously through her and experience a grad student’s life (have no money to go myself boohoo) because we are so close that we have uhhh telepathy *convinces
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#27: 12 March 2009
Actually I cheated *head bowed. This picture wasn’t taken on 12 March, it was taken when we were in Malacca and I bought this adorable icecream pen and a tape dispenser shaped like a strawberry jelly donut.
I was meaning to take a photo of myself using the pen at work but I forgot. What! Work very busy ok and I don’t simply take time out to do useless activities like take photos (hoping boss is reading)
So just use this picture to show you my super cute stationery.
Anyway I just realized today that cute useless stationery and other small things will be the death/bankruptcy of me, not clothes! Amazing revelation, this.
Like today we passed by Presents4Them in 1U (the store that sells all small cute stuff – stuffed toys, Hello Kitty merchandise, stickers, stationery, accessories, etc) and Tim said “you know, these kind of shops won’t last during a recession cos nobody is gonna buy rubbish like this.”
I said “yea…” while looking at the Presents4Them shopping bag in my hand WTF.
#28: 13 March 2009
It rained so heavily! June came in with this gloriously ginormous umbrella and it was so big that everyone had to ask me to pose with it because of the big contrast (Midget vs. Khloe Kardashian’s umbrella WTF)
It was also Guinness’s St Pats carnival yesterday so some of us dropped by to take a look. That’s Darren, Racheal, Edmund and Desmond, one of Malaysia’s top 20 bloggers WTF.
Another photo.
Desmond is so fehmes that his advertorials cost USD 1,500 WTF
I also went to get lash extensions! Yvonne told me about this place Glitters in 1U that does really good extensions for quite cheap so I went! (One of my readers Yonghsin saw us heading there and this is the reason why)
Errr and if you’re wondering why Tim is wearing a different colored shirt…. it’s because he changed clothes! Yes that’s it! He changed!
No actually this was the next day *shamefaced. Sorry to all my friends. That is if you still want to be my friend wtf. It was because I bought this pink shirt in Manila and I really really liked it! I like plaid shirts in general just that sometimes it can be a bit hard to pull off because you tend to look like a trucker/lumberjack.
Anyway I had only brought this other yellow top to wear and suddenly I didn’t like that top wtf and I felt like I hadn’t gotten enough wear from the pink shirt so I decided to rewear it and hope nobody notices. But now I’ve gone and burst my own illusion by posting this picture damn myself.
It’s clean ok! I don’t sweat!
Before picture. Taken 6 months ago but rest assured my eyelashes haven’t changed length since.
#29: 14 March 2009
Tadah! With no makeup on at all! Why haven’t I gotten extensions before!
Side view.
This is so great! I’ve been worrying a lot about my eyelashes thinning because I wear mascara everyday (alongside worrying about my eyes, ears and knees) so I think this will be a good change from daily mascara!
(Shaddup I don’t wanna hear about how lash extensions make your own lashes drop)
Plus I don’t think I even need to put on makeup now when I go out so convenient! Can just roll out of bed, brush teeth, get dressed and head out. Good investment! Do you know how important sleep is!
Are you still not convinced? (Forgive the eyebags they are the bane of my existence) Do you want me to show you an ugly picture of me without lash extensions?
After the jump so this blog can still remain G-rated.
It’s alive!
This is by far the ugliest picture of me!!! (And I have a lot of them! I should do another Ugly Aud post.) Taken by Carol when she was still in Malaysia.
By God, Carol you are talented. Seriously I look like a resident of Village of the Damned. When I saw it I was quite shocked at how high my ugly meter could go.
White-looking eyebrow hair, check. Look fat yet with pointy chin, check. Curler in hair, check. Top that says “Practically a Princess”, check WTF.
The lengths I go to to entertain people sigh.
Comments (43)
haha omgyeah lash extensions ftw 😀
hahaha you are so funny and cute!
Actually I think those kinda shops may actually thrive during the recession because people will turn to buying useless, er I mean small cute stuff to curb their spending urges to splurge on more expensive items.
Oh wow, your eye lash extensions look fabulous! Wonder if there is such a thing as extensions for lower lashes? Mine is pretty non-existent 🙁
wow..
i gotta convince my gf to do that thing.
lol.
anyway how much does it cost.
ya very nice la ur lash extensions! dunno whether i can do or not but can still put mascara or not arh? u really so brave ah go out without makeup /boo
CONGRATULATIONS ANGIE!!!!
uh, do u know that there’s this superstition that states that if you go under the umbrella indoors, you will be uh… not-tall.
lol just a random thought!
& i love your lash extensions! is it good? i heard some fall off after a week or so…
“Save yourself I can’t make it.”
haha.. it s so funny Aud!
Nice lash extension.. wonder if any guy try that b4.. or i will be the 1st.. so my eyes can seduce more girls…haha :p
are you sure this is the worst i swear there were worse ones!!! /evil
i got new camera now it will make you look beautiful (not that you don’t [usually] look gorgeous enough as it is bwahahahahaha)
angie so clever /boo
thank u thank u /boo
Ei babie your lash is 100 times better than the one i got in Japan (u still remember or not ? )
Ei babie i think you should send me some gift to congrat me .. I already have something in mind WTF i’ll tell you on MSN. *thick skin
BTW I HAVE THE SAME SHIRT ! BUT MINE IS RED… and i have a green one .. another green one .. and a blue one .. and a grey one WTF
I saw you in Pavillion yesterday and you were wearing the same pink top if I’m not mistaken? Love it too much? Haha~
BTW, you looked really pretty in real life. Secretly a fan of your blog.
congrats angie.guess we’ll see you in california instead of canada next year
hey how much was the lash extension?
Thankie!
i still love you!
how long will it last?
try using thefaceshop eye serum; heard that it works after.. ehh.. 8 weeks? lol.
anyway, there’s a hellokitty kinda store in singapore (vivocity); (:
i’ve a cousin who do eye lash extensions. got different types one. i love it. and since she’s my cousin, i did it many times and left with sad and sick looking almost gone eye lashes =( don’t do it too often okay!
Shit dammit audtiah you broke my screen!!!! wtf
hey i’ve been reading your blog for quite a while now and damn, you are one interesting girl. anyways, i just wanted to say that eyelash extensions are nice and all but be careful when you remove them. sooner or later, they’ll start falling out then you’ll only have chunks of extensions on one side and none on the other. hahaa that’s what happened to me and when i decided to remove everything altogether, my own lashes came off as well! 🙁 so be careful yea.
your clearly delusional, this is why I am happy to be a product of the states. your asian lifestyles seem so mundane. to pride yourself on physical attributes and not intricate thought or nothing of that sort, makes me relieved I actually grow up in a cultural society where people value not just materialistic tangible assets, rather social issues of importance. for the sake of society and negating further shame to your country you should just drop dead, also go fuck yourself.
btw, since the world economy is in such bad shape, you should whore yourself for $10.00 per hour and make yourself useful, you worthless cunt!!!
grace: yea!
mel: actually i think u do have a point. i read somewhere that this does happen when ppl have less disposable income!
lydia: haha i dunno if there is i’ve never heard of them!
liren: rm90!
tze: canot put mascara! but you don’t need to anyway altho u can still put on ur lower lashes.
fiona: i think it depends on how well they put it on! and isit really got that superstition? i thot its just bad luck
raymond: haha cannot la guys who put those on will just look elike…giraffes WTF
carol: no swear to god this is the worst!
angie: WTF damn thick skinned ar like tze WTF. and i forgot how ur japan lashes look like already!
prinsezz: haha it was the same day! awww thank u u shoulda said hi!
agnes: rm90!
jay see: 3 weeks to a month!
xueni: u mean the serum makes ur lashes grow?
yun: how often did u do it?
tan yee hou: hahahahaha i did warn u wtf
angelina: really? how long did it take ur lashes to recover?
jay hyphen: i can’t even tell if ur comment was spam, that’s how stupid you sounded. i went to school in the states probably to a much better school than whatever shitass institution u went to, where you clearly learned nothing about tolerance and how not to judge ppl based on random blog entries. here’s 20 cents to buy yourself a big cup of shut the fuck up
jay hyphen: are you trying to tell us that you’re fucking ugly? i’m really sorry to hear that cos you don’t have a fucking personality to fall back onto. life sucks huh
how does it feel to be judged by one dumb comment. oh wait, you posted two!
omg jay hyphen is such an asshole! i hate it when people criticise others based on little snippets of the lifes of others/what they see! sound so gawddamn righteous so full of shit.
anyways, good post. very witty! =)
Lol, i started reading your blog recently and found out ‘lol, a nice blog my god!’ i saw you that day at 1 u,u pass by when i was doing manicure at the shop nx by Watson, anyway, the lady boy who serve me suck!wtf
Jay Hypen
GO FUCK UR ASSHOLE SELF!!!!
btw,which cultural society u belongs to? shitty butt crack society? cos that’s how u sounds like
Aud, I always love your post. Please ignore these kind of asshole, we will take care of them on your behalf *fierce
jay: I don’t see anything wrong with women (wherever in the world they come from) making good efforts to make themselves look good.
In America (where you come from), over $300 million was spent on cosmetic implants (yes.. with a big proportion of that on breast implants, and that’s just the equipment, not even including the cost of surgery that people pay for). In 2010, that’s expected to rise to over $500 million (and yes.. with breast implants leading the way with the fastest growth rate).
But after all this, not anyone from this part of the world has called the women from your side of the world “delusional” or that you pride yourselves on “physical attributes”. So I think you are very very rude and having spent years in the West, I’m glad to learn that you don’t represent the majority of the nice people on the other side of the world. You represent the very small annoying minority with so little exposure to the world it’s almost surprising that you know the world is round.
So spend some time educating yourself. Rather than flaming someone on her blog.
I see Desmond Kiu, the top 20 blogger in Malaysia!!!
jahahhahaha cup of shut the fuck up hahaha
eh the lashes damn nice seriously i wanna get too!!! how long will it last ah?? i want!! i want!!
and congrats angie!!!!!!! /boo haih i secretly wished u would come to the east coast but now T_T nvm im still very happy for u!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha well said boss stewie!
oh and our lifestyle is not mundane at all thank u very much.
and people should pay u a dollar to shut the hell up!
jay hyphen : SIGH I don’t even know what to say when I see your comment. it was so idiotic that I don’t even feel angry for Audrey, I feel sorry for you.
So stop fucking yourself and start spending more time on reading aud’s other posts, she is alot more than you think. Plus there’s no point in fucking uself anyway, you prob have none to fuck with. or you have to use a tweezer cuz it’s too small wtf.
hahaaha….tweezer! hahaha…good one angie!
Aud, hahahha…cup of shut the fuck up! hahaha…
I should get lessons from both you!
Don’t waste your time for that neckless Jay =)
You have gold fish eyes! lol, kidding:p
jay hyphen
i swear if you’re another one of those stupid lifeless flamers from arizona or some other equally mind-numbingly boring place i will HUNT YOU DOWN AND REARRANGE YOUR FACE.
well. not that the one you have is much to look at anyway.
you clearly go to a shitass institution, that is, if you even graduated from grade school.
oh, and jay hyphen, for someone who supposedly grew up in the states (though i suspect it), you have bad grammar.
seriously, for starters, i have yet to come across an american who says “I GREW UP IN THE STATES.”
awww there now, asian girl/guy, are you ashamed of who you really are?
haha tim is so mean to scare you like that!! altho, once my boyfriend and i had to race through changi airport cos i was buying stuff for my mum and when i was done, we only had 15 mins left. and our gate was so damn far away you can even take a train there wtf. anyway, we ran like crazy on the travelators and got there 10 mins before the gate closed cos my boyfriend’s watch was fast. -_-”
i’m so tempted to do lash extensions now that i’ve seen it here! i didn’t even know there was such a thing, lol. i usually don’t bother with mascara cos i wear glasses and the mascara always leaves black specks on my glasses.
Eee.. very nice extension wor 😉
eh put tea bags on yr eyes lah! or cucumber slices or cold spoons kept in the fridge overnight? do that everyday mayb can help leh… plus the serum? o.O! my dark circles very jialat i also suno wat 2 do. haihhh!
Jay: Fuck you. If you dont like it, just dont read it. If you have a chip on your shoulder,chip it off and i hope you die from excessive loss of blood. And may the maggots feast on your innards and testicles. Niamah
hey audrey, like your lash extension alot! so tempting!!! =)
btw, if you dont have any mascara on, will your real lash (without curl) be separated with the extension? cause i got very straight and stubborn lashes myself. so if i am to put some curly lash extensions on it, isnt it will be two separate levels? very ugly =( boo! but i want lash extensions!
Whats the name of the shop in one u? I want to do eye lashes extension too! Is it good? How long can it last for?
urm. i’ll wait until most of the fake lashes fell off (usually together with my real lashes, sometimes very horrified because not one but two or three fell off with one fake lash) probably about 6-8 weeks. it depends. scary huh! but i still love it a lot. just need to let the natural ones “rest” for a little while before doing the next one.
jay hyphen: stereotyping aud’s lifestyle as “asian” and emphasizing that you’re a “product” from the states just shows what a shallow fuck you are.