#34: 19 March 2009
Hello Kitty earrings! This was one of the small things I wasted money on when Tim was saying how all the shops selling things like this wouldn’t survive the recession wtf.
But I love them! So cute up close and when you’re far away they look like pearl earrings *delusional cos no money to buy real pearls
Ok I’m sure everyone knows urbandictionary.com right!
But did you know that now it has turned into a platform for people to write either sweet definitions of their own or friends’ names or ridiculously insulting versions of their enemies wtf.
Jammie looked something up on urbandictionary the other day and somehow we started typing in our friends’ names.
princess aud❤ says:
baby
im sure u;d like to know that
ur name according to urban dictionary
means ‘guy with massive schlong’ WTF
Timothy Tiah says:
WHAT?
WHERE
SHOW ME
*princess aud❤ says:
HAHAHAHA
tim
vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong
vb.That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob He is tim.
*princess aud❤ says:
TIM 319 up, 121 down love ithate it
An acronym which means:
Tit
In
Mouth
Guy: I like missionary style sex and TIM.
Timothy Tiah says:
fuck that fuck that guy thing
but seriously
MAN
I AM TIM
and i am going to tim u up
*princess aud❤ says:
see 2nd meaning
tim 208 up, 187 down love ithate it
Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M
my name is tim and everything about this is true
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
At first I thought Angela’s definitions were really nice!
| Angela | 128 up, 54 down   |
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a really beautiful and pretty girl that I love Angela is sooooooooooooooooooo pretty!
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Awwwwww.
| Angela | 152 up, 40 down |
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Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there’s no reason to tease an Angela because they’re very sweet. You can trust an Angela. Often, Angelas need a hug. Give your Angela a hug today. |
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Double awwwwwww.
But then..
| angela | 89 up, 254 down |
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Gothic Vampiress of small stature from Central Europe last seen around the time of Charlemagne -780 AD. Was known to drink excessivly and when available was found sniffing “Butt”, a locally found glue derivative. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA LIKES TO SNIFF BUTT HAHAHAHAAHAH
Jammie:
| jammie | 3 up, 3 down |
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A gun. Jam with harm. Them boys whooped out they jammies and poped caps in all they asses. |
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Suet:
| Suet | 2 thumbs down |
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A funny sound used by red neck farmers to call their pigs (mexicans). Suet is the left-over crap that pigs eat…part of why pigs are sooo delicious. Suuuuuet!!! Suuuuet. Come here you damn beanerz. |
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LEFT OVER CRAP HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Tze’s was quite boring…
| tze | 2 up, 5 down |
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“tze” just like “pfft” or “meh” “i know it better” “tze” |
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So we looked up her last name.
| pang | 62 up, 29 down |
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The sound a shovel makes when it hits you in the face. That chick is a real pang. |
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WTF SOUND OF A SHOVEL HAHAHAHAHA actually when you think about it it makes sense that a shovel would go “PANG” when it hits your face hahahahahahaah but who would go write that down hahaahahahahahha
Mine at first was quite nice!
| Audrey | 1254 up, 1104 down |
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A girl who is completely and stunningly beautiful and can take very good myspace pictures. Dude, that girl is so Audrey. |
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True ok true!
But then…
| audrey | 17 up, 324 down |
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A girl that is extremely beastly. damn look at that audrey, i wonder if she swats fish in rivers |
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swats fish in rivers HAHAHAHAHAH
| audrey | 985 up, 703 down |
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Vagina and vulva which are unusually audible. Our neighbour Mrs C has the noisiest audrey that we’ve ever heard. There’s a distinct squelching and slurping sound when she walks. She must have an enormous supply of beaver-spit! Fortunately, she’s quite deaf – and, of course, people politely pretend not to notice. There should be a silencer or muffler available, which ladies with audreys could wear inside their pants. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FML
Comments (13)
HAHHAHAHAHA squelch squelch
yeah bro do dat ho gotz sucha pang face or wot peace out m’fcker
you forgot about tat’s!
Tuan 183 up, 121 down
A sexy looking male of the human species.
Look at that Tuan walking down the street
HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH
HOW COULD I FORGET THIS DEFINITION HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Hahahahahahahah, unusually audible vagina!
If it’s on the Internet, it must be true.
Ei have u realize all guys’ names are abt their size and sex ! seriously is that the only thing they want others to know abt them wtf
stupid urban dictionary! anyway pang is a real word ok ‘a pang of pain’ wtf
WTF hahaha! barry emo cause u never look up his name wtf
stupid urban dictionary *grumble*
*LOL* at Tim’s definition *LOL*
Hahaha… funny wtf…
Princess aud, I wanna tim you up now! wtf.
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i dont knw abt audrey but the others are real slang definitions hahahaa
Hhahahaahaha – damn funny
I looked up jeannie name..
Jeannie 16 up, 7 down
Historical texts reveal this word was a verb used to describe the existence of mysterious, beautiful women over the age of 40 who seem to be immune to aging and possess unusual magical powers over men. Habitually, these women use their powers for many things but are most likely to use them to empty wallets of their male “companions” at the mall. (hahahaha) In earlier centuries “genies” were captured by men and put into shapely bottles for good luck. However, as common with men of the day, they forgot where they stashed the bottles and these hidden treasures were not discovered until many years later.
1. Whoa… check out that “jeannie”.
2. If I found a genie, my first wish would be to become a Jeannie!
3. Hey, why is my wallet empty? I’ve been “Jeannied”!!!