Behind you! What’s that!
April Fools WTF.
And that everybody, is the extent of my pranking abilities.
So don’t need to worry about getting fooled by me because I suck in bluffing people.
The other day having dinner with Pierre and Lay See, Tim slipped me some money under the table (tangkap rasuah ohhh WTF) and whispered to me to sneak to the counter to get the bill before Pierre did (because he would get suspicious if Tim got up)
I fretted and pored over how I would get to the counter without attracting attention. So I kept looking at the door cos that was where the counter was.
And Pierre and Lay See kept looking to the door to see what I was looking at.
And then I started giggling cos I couldn’t think how to pay the bill without them knowing!
And Pierre and Lay See kept looking to the door to see what was so funny there.
Then Tim got fed up and said that I am a failure (true story wtf)
And then… I forgot who paid in the end.
Anyway I am terrible at these kind of things!
Everytime someone tells me to look at someone maybe when we’re in a restaurant or something! Right away I say “where? where? is it that one” and stand up and point WTF.
But when I try to be discreet and look at them in an unsuspicious way…
I’ll crane my neck super slowly. While darting watchful looks to the right and left. And nudge my friend “which one is it that one!” haih wtf.
Or the other day at the bookstore!
I took a photo of a sign in the bookstore but Tim hissed “the staff is next to you” and I rotated to my left and held the camera at the left of my waist and ran out (staff didn’t notice)
And then I knocked over a cardboard sign on an easel (i think staff noticed)
Anyway happy April 1!
I’m trying to sleep earlier so good luck to me babai.
Comments (17)
hahahahahha so funny! you should have a memoir written about you someday XD
Happie April Fool!! 🙂
hahahahah i can imagine myself like that also !
puripuri: yea and it’s gonna be called “A Dummies’ Guide to Life” wtf
raymond: haha happy april fools!
angie:hahaha act very suspicious right!
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ok now im pink!!! hahah
1. WHICH TOP IS THT WHERE DID U GET IT HOW MUCH
2. why ur eyes getting bigger and bigger each day!
3. WTF tim!!! hahaha
4. why are u getting cuter too?? i thought u’re getting older wtf
5. i mish u
1. ITS A DRESS from manila rm30 very nice right!
2. cos i open them bigger and bigger each day wtf
3. ya hahaha rotating bionic man wtf
4. NO LA my dad said im getting old and look like im in my late 20s now SIGH
5. i mish u too
Who is that unfat handsome man in the background?
ur eyes are really huge in that photo 0_0
eh that dress is real pretty lar, 30 so cheap! can post a full length pic one day? hahaha tim looks like hes doing the robotic dance in a cool face that sez ‘watch me move babeh’ hahaha
Aud, i love your blog but i just have to say your eye makeup always seem very messy. And i dont think you need that much eye makeup cuz you have very wide eyes already.
lol… so cute..
haha thank you! wide eyes but i think my eyes look tired without makeup 🙁 i don’t really put on much but i think i have oily eyes WTF cos my makeup smudges minutes after i put it on T_____T
HAHAHA watch me move babeh HAHAHAHAHA
ya i’ll probably do a post with that dress soon!
Your eyes are so big, but Tim looks weird in the picha !!
tim: aud and i are getting married!
jam: yeah yeah whatever
5 years later
tim: aud and i are getting married!
jam: yeah yeah whatever
then not invited to the wedding wtf
OMG, this post totally made me laugh like a cow. HAHA. Farnee lah yew.