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Line cutter

So it was a long day.

Something went wrong quite terribly and it scared the shit out of me SIGH

I got quite mentally exhausted cos I was so worried over it and didn’t really have the mood to do anything besides sit quietly at my place and stare at the computer.

Anyway by the time I got off work I was so hungry I was feeling a bit faint and got gastricitis a bit 🙁

And then a stupid Moto Moto had to interfere with my life and make me angry!

I was second in line at Macdonalds waiting to place my order when this big fat woman with a child in tow came and planted herself next to me.

I shot her a look but I was on the phone so I didn’t say anything.

Then the woman in front of me got her order and left.

And the stupid fat woman smoothly slipped in front of me and opened her mouth to place her order.

SON OF A BITCH!!

I threw my phone away forgetting to say bye to Tim (luckily good aim and landed inside my bag) and shook her shoulder and said “HELLO SAYA DI SINI DULU PERGI BELAKANG LA” (HELLO I WAS HERE FIRST PLS GO TO THE BACK LA)

She had the grace to look shamefaced and said “sorry sorry” but instead of going to the back of the line, she stood next to the woman behind me!

How is she teaching her kid like this!

And because of that the woman behind me got very scared and stood like glue to my back and infringed upon my personal space!

I looked behind and got a rude shock to see a woman’s face 5 cm  away looking back at me glassily wtf.

#60: 13 April 2009

And this is the culprit!

I was still fuming about it after I walked away so I took this pic.

The nerve!  Nobody crosses Audrey!

Is your kid starving? No.  Are you disabled? No.  Do you need more fried chicken? No.  Is Audrey hungry? YES.  Most importantly, did you come here first or did I? Of course me la then who! *swats woman’s head

Cos I was okay!  I was tired and hungry and had gastric and all I wanted to do was eat my dinner and go home.  And this bloody woman had to come and make the entire line of people angry >((((

And then after that I dropped by Tim’s place for a while.

And got stuck on the wall again FML.

Comments (37)

  • yay first! haha

  • violet: haha why so kancheong!

  • this time, completed with facial expression somemore HAHAHA. audrey why you so cute one!!!

  • she jakun. never had McD b4. must be liau.

  • i hate it when someone jumps queue…

    i been queuing for 15mins and u bloodily jump in. hallo?
    hey *shoo shoo* *point back* q up purleeese…and i say purleeese…no need to be polite with butthead liddis…

    and maybe u should hop over da wall (?) more often.practice makes perfect what… 😛

  • that’s really rude of her and she’s setting a really bad example to her kids!!! luckily you stood up for yourself. how i wish i am as brave as you to stand up for myself.

  • i kenot tahan line cutter also wan. in my place, the people dont know how to queue AT ALL. and even the cashier or people yang jaga counter don’t care about who comes first! simply take order! haih.

    my latest encounter: one old auntie simply said to me, “i am older than you. i should go first”. and i had been standing like 40 minutes waiting! damn stupid lor.

  • i never scold ppl who cut my queue.. am i being so nice leads to more these kinda culprit in our society??
    mayb i shud learn from u..

    “HELLO SAYA DI SINI DULU PERGI BELAKANG LA” *memorising*

  • I love your heels. Btw, shouldn’t u get more proper meal rather than MC after a long straving?

  • Middle-aged Japanese women always do that to me. Cut queue. Damn it la. Just because I’m a foreigner. So I’m just left there staring in disbelief, coz I don’t know what to say.

  • But she’s Moto Moto… her name’s so nice you gotta say it twice… can you blame her ?

  • ROOOOARRR you go woman!
    I so hate people like that.
    but LOL @ the lady 5cm away tho.

  • ron: euh? what facial expressions?

    jade zheng: yalah so annoying!

    annant: hahaha shoo shoo wtf. i wanted to hop over the wall! but scared i fall wtf

    cindy: ya when i was younger i used to be too scared to say anything too! but now don’t care already la its her fault what

    pinksterz: luckily the cashier looked afraid of my anger WTF and asked the woman to go behind

    raymond: hahah memorising wtf

    mich: ya i wanted to get yoshinoya /slurp but they were out of beef and mcds was the next fastest thing

    shana: ooo are u in japan now!

    boss stewie: then ask her to line up twice la!

  • i share your sentiment on those kind of people. totally irritating! like they haven’t heard “manners” at all.

    love your shoes! =)

  • Wah last picture like railway kitteh! heheheh cute=]

  • Har? It’s not like there was a long queue and she did that? O_O

  • I think if I were u, I will tell the person who is on the phone with me, “Eh, someone cut my line. T_T” and stood there quietly. I think I’m too chicken when I’m alone. It’s easy to smile to people but to scold people for mistreating me, susah laaaa….Although I look fierce and all.

    Haih…I admire u…She is probably twice or wait, thrice ur size and u dare to shake her shoulder and halau her back. Nowadays parents are showing bad example to their kids or allowing their kids to do whatever they like even if it’s wrong.

    There’s once I was in this cinema, when the movie finished and we were walking out, I saw one boy running back into the cinema to his place, picked up the left over popcorns and threw them all on the floor and the mother just stood there WAITING FOR HIM. I was speechless. What is wrong with the world???

  • poor audie 🙁 *sayangs

    HAHAHAHA moto moto HAHAHAHA

    at least she didn’t tread on you while making her way to the counter hahahahahha

  • lucky piece of concrete!!!!

  • WTF bob hahahha
    u didnt reply my last comment *emo
    lemme repeat: i could do that successfully ok!!

  • Hehe good for you for scolding her! 🙂

    Agree with Mich that McD’s is not the best food for gastritis… One way to avoid some effects of gastritis is to have some raisins/dry fruit and/or crackers in your office and make sure your stomach never gets too empty.

  • beverly: thank u theyre super comfy!

    xiangyun: HAHA railway kitteh <3

    ahlost: ya seriously the line wasn’t even long!

    ping ping: oh yea if im not angry enough or whtever they did wasnt so bad i just say loudly to whoever is next to me “EEYER look at this girl she’s trying to cut my line” and it works! usually the person will feel embarrassed and move away.

    jammie: hahahaha *shriek wtf

    bob:hahaha why u so funny

    sweatlee: ISH REPLY LA u jumped over or what! like main getah wtf

    julian: raisins work? they don’t seem that filling…

  • hahaha…

    some ppl think just because they are big size so they can squeeze their way through.. annoying sial!!

    malaysia needs more ppl like u.. next time should shout out loud so the whole mcDs can hear..lol

  • once when i was a school boy, i was lining up to buy bus tickets when a bunch of school boys asked me to buy tickets for them .I refused as i said that its like potong jalan. anyway, they got their tickets and we took the same bus from KL to Penang. They stole my shoes when i was sleeping in the bus to teach me a lesson! Should have set my daughter on them.

  • this may be totally unrelated to this post, but i think you’ll like this game:

    http://en.akinator.com/

    picture a character, whether it’s real or fictional, in your brain, and the genie will guess it.

  • main getah WTF

    ya la i hate people who cut my queue ok my love remember how i scolded the guy in bangsar for taking my parking space? like very gangster liddat but later scared to park there cuz scared he scratch my car wtf

  • the first thing i noticed in the pic was your shoes!
    nice one!! (:

  • do you remember my burger king story!!!!!!

    haih. i paling benci people like that. no etiquette, no courtesy, inilah bukti yang pendidikan moral di negara kita tidak berguna.

    bunuhlah pendidikan moral! wtf.

  • Cool… screw that stupid fat malay lady.. this is malaysia not malay land!!

  • Hiew10y, racist much?

  • hiew10y: ouch. sad you brought race into this.

  • I totally agree with jun and what was said to hiew10y.

    Digressing, the last picture was completely hilarious. More so than the first time it happened because, well, it actually managed to happen AGAIN. LOL!

  • didnt say hi cos i’m shy. haha!!

  • these queue cutters are like cancer in malaysia, encounter them at least twice a week. be it in the hypermart or foodcourt..but i have encountered one in ATM, felt like slapping her left right, but i was being a tad bit sarcastic telling me boo on the sport “this kind of people, days are numbered let them cut, they wont be able to cut when their time is up”

  • A handful of raisins and a cracker can be great to give a little boost of energy – chew slowly and with some water. The thing with gastritis is to avoid letting the stomach get too empty because then the bile starts to work on the lining and/or the [thing at the top of the stomach] and it hurts! :/

  • ah some people are so rude! I would’ve been angry too :[

    btw, you have really nice shoes! in the pic where you’re stuck on the wall again lol

  • LOL! stuck again?? *pats back* add oil ya.. =)

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