This is a serious post so there are going to be no wtfs and no fmls.
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Dear Angela,
I’ve been feeling the need to talk to you about this for a long time but I could never muster the courage to say this to you in person. So since I know you read my blog every day, I’ve decided to write it here instead.
We have in our history so many years together. I remember when met in Mount Holyoke. How it was a big relief and refreshing sight to see a girl like you in the college I was about to spend 4 years of my life in. Just like the rest you were a little quirky, but in the kind of way that I am myself.
You made the 4 years of my life in Mount Holyoke a joy! Everything from being the best room mate I could ever ask for to even the best travel buddy going with me from Miami to Vancouver to Thailand and Taiwan. You were also always there for me in my relationships ups and downs (except for that one time but you came back soon after and made it up to me). I love how we’re alike in so many ways and yet different others. It is no wonder that for years I have referred to you as my soulmate.
I look back at those memories with a smile on my face. Today I am back in Malaysia working hard in an average job and living the working life of a city girl in KL. We’ve been apart for almost a year now and I don’t know when I will ever see you again but there is good news. As you know, I’ve met Tim and today we share a happy relationship. Just like you, Tim today can make me laugh and make me cry. Also just like how you were with me, today I see Tim almost every day making him a very important part of my daily life.
I hope Tim and I end up somewhere good some day and I’m pretty confident that we’ll be together for a long time. The relationship that I have with Tim now is so different from any of those that I’ve had in the past. For once I think I’ve found my soulmate and hence the reason to this blog entry. I’m afraid from now on the word “soulmate” is no longer going to be used to refer to you anymore but instead to Tim.
I know how you’re going to feel and I know you’re going to protest over this. I know you’re going to throw insults at Tim, say that he’s fat and all but deep inside you know it doesn’t matter to me Angela. Fat just means there’s more of him to love. Please don’t be sad Angela. As King Julian from Madagascar would say, It’s nothing personal, it’s just that he’s better than you.
If he wasn’t I wouldn’t have given him full access of my blog and asked him to write whatever he felt like writing on behalf of me would I? ……….
*pauses…
*stops to think….
*realizes he just let the cat out of the bag…..
fuck this shit….
Okay fine Angela. You got me!! Fine this is Tim!
You gotta let the “soulmate” thing go Angela!!! Just LET IT GO!!! I AM PRINCESS’ SOULMATE NOW… NOT YOU!!! LET IT GOOOOO!!!!!
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*looks hopeful
*pauses
You’re not going to let it go are you Angela… you’re just going to fight with me over this till the day we both lie in our coffins aren’t you?
Fine…. I give up… you can have the soulmate title =( *defeated
I’ll just go sit in my corner now.
*sits in corner facing the wall…
Comments (127)
LOL?
hahaha omg you`re so cheeky!
i was thinking..mm this doesnt sound like audrey… and that was kinda harsh..poor angela!
turns out…it was you T_T
HAHAHAHA! Ei Tim, I think you jealous 😛
lol wtf? haha
HAha~ What’s wrong with Tim?
Nobody’s on my side =(
Yup. No one.
rofl! Tim IS jealous! lol!
Hahaahaa… I should have known that its Tim. Audrey wouldn’t write something like that.
Why you always bully Angela?
i smell jealousy. wee~
so cute. haha.
“It’s nothing personal, it’s just that he’s better than you.
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Ouch! That really hurt~ *if it was real*
Yalor.. Tim always bully Angela 1…ish ish ish…
WHAT WHAT?!!? why is Angela being seen as the victim ?!?!? I AM THE VICTIM!!!!
=.=”
Tim so BAD for bullying Angela!
HAHAHAHA damn childish but in a funny n good way!! of cos ppl wil side d damsel n not d dude rite!!
This is a really ridiculously hilarious post! I couldn’t stop laughing!
Tim you already hold the honorary title of ‘boyfriend’, ‘lover’, ‘love of her life’ etc why are you fighting for soulmate haha so demanding!
Remember sharing is caring!
hahhaa good one…
it sounded a bit strange half way thru…
a girl will nvr give up her bestfren for a guy…
hahhha 😛
oppps…don’t take it too personal…kekeke
OMG. U guys! This is really cute! LOL
timtiah, 0; angela, 1
Tim..im not at angela side..and neither u :p
y cant audrey has 2 soulmates??! :p
dont make life miserable bcz of jealousy..
I cried.
thx alot Tim = (
Haha. Kawaii entry!!
rofl.. I thought that was kinda harsh, if I were Angela I’ll be really hurt.. LOL…
And it’s you TIM! lol.. u r green.. hahaha
At first I wondered why audrey can be so harsh..hehee..turns out you were just being cheeky..now you made Angie cry T__T
Omgoodness. are you serious angie? sucha a meanie pot lar this tim! 😛
Aud, please pinch Tim ~
is this supposed to be a joke? just like how it was a joke to say fuck you to angela?
*LOL*
Seriously, Tim 0 Angela 100!
I like the part how Tim let the cat out of the bag!LOL
And I think Audrey can have two soulmates.Angela,don’t be sad!*pats on Angela’s shoulder*
i stand at your side timmy… no worries… but pity angela… hahahaha..
Tim…
You would actually hurt angie… n i think if u keep harping on this, will it annoyed Audrey and make her sad?
LOL! I’m seriously speechless. AUDREY! You’re so lucky to have Tim as a crazy yet loving guy! 😉
Tim made Angela cried!
sure Angie… go on and play the victim and get everyone on your side!!!
*hmph*
LOL
Angela > Tim
XD
lol !!!!! sweet!
nah. i don’t think angie was playing victim. if i was her, i’d really cry ):
I KNEW IT WAS TIMOTHY!
it sounds so much like him and Audrey will never say this to angie hahaha
poor angela.. i miss their pictures together… Tim, why are you so mean? ^___* (nice try BTW)
I’d really cry too 🙁 Too much la Tim…
sometimes u think it can be a joke, but i guess a lil bit over lo. i would really cry if my bestie’s bf write such a post
OMG OMGOMGOMGMOMG right till before you pause, I really thought it was Audrey T___T wtf good one! hahahah
ya it totally is NOT fun! poor angie.
n if u read her blogs u will noe she is going thru a tough phase now.
you will never know how strong a girl’s friendship with another girl is until you are one. not cool tim.
“As King Julian from Madagascar would say, It’s nothing personal, it’s just that he’s better than you”
this line gave you away.i knew it will not be Aud’s entry.entry was crude yet touching as it shows how much u love her Tim.
this is not even funny at all. not a slightest bit.
that was mean. even for a joke. you know what they say- theres always an element of truth in a joke. didnt think a guy would be that jealous over his gf’s bestfriend
Audrey!! Tim hack your blog!!!
Pinch him kao kao~!
i think this is really way too over done. if i my bestie’s boyfriend write such a thing (even if it’s joke) i will hav some negative feelings towards both my bestie and the boyfriend.
sigh!! it sounded so serious.. my heart nearly stopped..
audrey what are your comments??
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