This is a serious post so there are going to be no wtfs and no fmls.
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Dear Angela,
I’ve been feeling the need to talk to you about this for a long time but I could never muster the courage to say this to you in person. So since I know you read my blog every day, I’ve decided to write it here instead.
We have in our history so many years together. I remember when met in Mount Holyoke. How it was a big relief and refreshing sight to see a girl like you in the college I was about to spend 4 years of my life in. Just like the rest you were a little quirky, but in the kind of way that I am myself.
You made the 4 years of my life in Mount Holyoke a joy! Everything from being the best room mate I could ever ask for to even the best travel buddy going with me from Miami to Vancouver to Thailand and Taiwan. You were also always there for me in my relationships ups and downs (except for that one time but you came back soon after and made it up to me). I love how we’re alike in so many ways and yet different others. It is no wonder that for years I have referred to you as my soulmate.
I look back at those memories with a smile on my face. Today I am back in Malaysia working hard in an average job and living the working life of a city girl in KL. We’ve been apart for almost a year now and I don’t know when I will ever see you again but there is good news. As you know, I’ve met Tim and today we share a happy relationship. Just like you, Tim today can make me laugh and make me cry. Also just like how you were with me, today I see Tim almost every day making him a very important part of my daily life.
I hope Tim and I end up somewhere good some day and I’m pretty confident that we’ll be together for a long time. The relationship that I have with Tim now is so different from any of those that I’ve had in the past. For once I think I’ve found my soulmate and hence the reason to this blog entry. I’m afraid from now on the word “soulmate” is no longer going to be used to refer to you anymore but instead to Tim.
I know how you’re going to feel and I know you’re going to protest over this. I know you’re going to throw insults at Tim, say that he’s fat and all but deep inside you know it doesn’t matter to me Angela. Fat just means there’s more of him to love. Please don’t be sad Angela. As King Julian from Madagascar would say, It’s nothing personal, it’s just that he’s better than you.
If he wasn’t I wouldn’t have given him full access of my blog and asked him to write whatever he felt like writing on behalf of me would I? ……….
*pauses…
*stops to think….
*realizes he just let the cat out of the bag…..
fuck this shit….
Okay fine Angela. You got me!! Fine this is Tim!
You gotta let the “soulmate” thing go Angela!!! Just LET IT GO!!! I AM PRINCESS’ SOULMATE NOW… NOT YOU!!! LET IT GOOOOO!!!!!
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*looks hopeful
*pauses
You’re not going to let it go are you Angela… you’re just going to fight with me over this till the day we both lie in our coffins aren’t you?
Fine…. I give up… you can have the soulmate title =( *defeated
I’ll just go sit in my corner now.
*sits in corner facing the wall…
Comments (127)
whao that was seriously really mean!
So bad la.. make her cry dee!!!
tim, not that we are taking angela’s side but this joke is a little bit too much. i wont want my BFF or my BFF’s bf to joke about our friendship. BFFs are very important for girls.
my heart throbbed when i read it, sound so sad and heart breaking, it sounded so real, even though it doesn’t sound like audrey at all.
Tim are mean this time.
Not funny at all. 🙁 🙁 >:(
yeah, I think that even if it’s meant as a joke, it’s carried a lil too far. It’s kinda hurtful.
its funny for only like 1sec
sorry tim its not funny
this is really not funny.
Dont let some negative comments get you down! I think its pretty funny. If someone knows u well, they know your intentions are humourous and if they know Audrey well they’ll know she’ll not write this. xoxo
no way. audrey you need to change your password. this tim is violating the freedom to write whatever he wants on your blog. man, too much.
Tim, this is not funny in any way, if you actually knew Angela in real life (I do, she’s a lovely girl) and truly understood the friendship between her and my sister (which I don’t claim to), you would know there are boundaries you don’t cross. To give you an extreme example, if my intentions are humorous in laughing at a corpse, it doesn’t make it alright, does it?
I don’t know what my sister thinks about this, but I find this completely unfunny, and I am losing my respect for you.
hmm i was shocked at first then halfway through, i just knew it wasnt for real cause aud would never say that to angela. i didn’t think it was you tim! giving you credit for the big surprise and all, but perhaps its time to see things in a different light. There are things people take lightly, and there are things people take not as lightly, depending on the person, but if there is an uncertainty there, like any uncertainty at all to how someone might react, then it’s best to think twice 🙂
angie don’t cry. you’re beautiful and sweet! and will always be aud’s soulmate and i’m sure tim knows and respects that. right tim?
angie dont cry.
to tim who just coupled with aud for 6 months, you better rethink what you have done. wtf. not even married, not even gone through the toughest time in life, yet claiming SOULMATE. wtf.
i hope both aud and angie will take this post a joke.
oh, poor angie pls dont cry, i lub u deep deep ok?
angela~ 别哭~~每个人都支持你！ 🙂
OMG..Angie don’t cry..Sorry Tim, this is so not funny.
thank you everyone. I believe Tim just wrote this post for fun and merely as a joke. I cried because I thought itz real and also that I’ve been going thru some tough times myself, so im emotional in general. I’m fine and don’t blame Tim so much, I’m sure he didn’t have any bad intention to start with.
omg I totally believed this!
awwwwwww poor Angela
..but maybe it’s at least relieving in the end, no?
Tim, the joke is on you.
lol!!!! funny
Lol! I thought there had to be some joke at the end as Aud doesn’t write in that style. & It would have been in private password post instead lol!
Perhaps someday you will meet your to-be soulmate’s soulmate XD
This is most inconsiderate. I hsve always envied angela’s and audrey’s special relationship. Ur post was very hurting and i too, felt very sad that ‘audrey’ or even ‘audrey’s bf’ wrote such a public post (even if it was a joke). It was not funny in the least. I have lost respect for you.Real men dont get jealous nor do they play such pranks on their gf’s best friend. Stick to your own blog if you wanna show the world u love your gf. Audrey, pls CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD
tim, you’ve crossed the line. its only a title, why are you so insecure? i used to look up to you, but you’ve gone overboard this time. you should be ashamed of yourself!
ahaha.
dat was cute
=)
attention-seeking, insensitive, and thick skinned.
nuff’ said.
wow… i thought it was mean at the beginning but when i read the last part it was LOL to me n it was cute that tim was being cute n jealous..
but after reading some comments… *especially barry’s*…. i got no comment d…
OMG! What’s happening here!!
horr!!
dum dum dum….
yea… i share the same sentiments as lalala~ i thought that was something sweet too… just like how he rants about her being ‘in a relationship with angela’ in facebook.
Dont sound so mean! Im sure he’s harmless! ;p
LOL! first i was like.. NO WAY Audrey would do that to a best friend.. then its TIM. omggg u loser. LOLS!
tooooo funnny!
im sure tim has already acknowledged angela’s ‘soulmate’ status. By writing something so casual, it just means there’s nothing personal going on between them.
On the other hand, after reading so much, i think it’s the negative comments here that will put them in an awkward position…. dont you think so…
haha kesian tim,at last he’s getting his fair share of controversy.
.ac i think its quite childish and harmless but after reading the comments, i also kena brainwash and now thinks this tim has gone a little overboard.
I think this will take aud n angie to a higher level of friendship,but on the other hand..cockiness n possesiveness has taken a level higher too?? hmm sorry, just an opinion, dont sue me. 😀
i think angie had a tough time now as how she expressed herself in her blog. and tim u did this to her at this very moment..hmmm..
but i think it’s meant to be a joke only. hahaha. can see both of your intimacy thru this post. u’re sweet, tim!
sounds like bad timing to me >.<
dont be upset angela, at least you have a category all dedicated to you in this blog ;p
and tim, next time choose better timing laaa~ i think tim is in a way trying foster a better relationship with angie (coz she is, after all, a huge part of aud’s life) but with the wrong timing and all, this came out wrong. however, i still support tim for trying so much to be part of aud’s life, and this includes angie. =)
i didn’t find it that funny either. my heart almost stopped near the middle of the paragraph cuz I can relate to how it must hurt if my own bff did that to me. its like the worse thing you can ever hear from your bff’s mouth.
i can tell he didn’t mean any harm but really…..it still leaves behind a slightly bad aftertaste D:
As a avid reader of this blog, I felt very disappointed with ‘Audrey’ when i read the first part. Then i read on and found out it’s Tim playing a prank. I think he was trying to be funny…BUT i’m sorry to say that it is totally not funny…
nearly cried at those harshness.
100% mean, 100% not funny.
That was awesome XD. Totally had me there for a moment.
Ah come on, he was just being a prankster. It’s what boys do. You all know that deep down in his semi-quasi evil sarcastic heart there is a sparkle of a genuine loving dude in there X)
And you Tim, you should know better than to get support here where probably 80% is female and for Audrey and her posse XD.
Come on guys, Tim probably love Aud too much, hence he is expressing ‘ALL’ he can. Take it as a funny joke can?? WTF
hahaha 😀
oh~~ tim is getting pity.
Angie, dont cry~
the only thing worst than this post is the shallow comments.
it has nothing to do with being male or female. it’s not even about support. it’s as bad as telling someone you think their mum’s a slut and then saying that you shouldn’t be offended cos you’re joking. now does that sound like a big joke to you? yes it is an extreme example but guess what? it was a joke yo so you shouldn’t be offended wtf.
This isnt funny at all.and guess what? it was written by a so-called successful young entrepenuer !!!! what a shame on you tim
Rethink again.. what if this happen to you? think twice before you write something that hurt people feeling..no no no.. for you should think THRICE!!!!DOnt try so hard to create a surprice..wrong timing..
attention-seeking, insensitive, and thick skinned.
nuff’ said.
hahha .. this post is getting funnier man. See the funny side of it though eventho eeflin took it overboard by telling the world her mom is a slut and we shouldnt think so that way cos eeflin is EMO when posting up the comments.
WTF??
ooh.. angie and audrey are just so pretty!!!
personally thinks that its a gimmick to help princess capture readers’ attention while she is unwell? not around? not free to blog? hmm..
anyway,its pretty entertaining, the way its exaggerated.. lol… and that’s sweet…
Where is princess btw? is she doing ok?
anne: my mum is already dead. so yes of cos i’m emo cos you misread my comment and said i called my dead mother a slut.
buy some brains la idiot.
I do not think it is funny at all. Think abt the consequences before you write something. Gosh man, what’s wrong with you? You do not cross the friendship boundary just because you were jealous of the ‘title’.
com’on pls give tim a break~
I actually HAVE friends call my mum and each other’s mums a slut when we’re hanging out, multiple times. Sometimes there are even elaborate plotlines, support characters and crazy ass elves. It really is immature but and if that person goes to far they will get their asses kicked by his peers.
But we always brush it off, forgive, laugh and continue with more important stuff (That ozonelayer isn’t going to heal itself you know!!!!…no wait…)
Anyway his thing actually got more blown out of proportion because it’s fueled by all this supposed rage. But come on, you are all acting as if you can’t forgive him. The man that selflessly thinks of ways to surprise his girl and of ways to help others. I’m just thinking that you guys should be ashame of yourself for making him feel this bad. He already called himself fat and is sitting there in his imaginary corner. So yeah lets all just go over there and kick him also 😛 w-t-f
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