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The eye

Okay you know how I mentioned I was going to the doctor?

No I’m not sick!  But I’ve been having some problems with my contact lenses 🙁

I wear the enlarging contacts.  You know the ones that basically make your eyes look like anime? (Now you know my secret!  That and lash extensions)

So anyway recently my contacts have been acting very weird.  Specifically the left eye.

After having the contacts on for a while, my left eye contact will start migrating upwards!

And then it will stay forever under my upper eyelid WTF.

The other day we saw Nicole and her boyfriend for lunch and I think she was judging me!

Of course la wouldn’t you judge someone who’s contact lens was moving upwards wtf.

Some more I didn’t know at first.

Then I was talking to her and she screamed “OMG what’s wrong with your eye?!?! There are two pupils” WTF FML.

Like this wtf.

Pupil is 2 small dots.  Black shadow on top is my contact lens stuck up there wtf.

So I had to spend an entire lunch carrying out intelligent-sounding conversation with one eye closed =(((((((

So I quickly went home and removed my contact lens.  Cos I was going to the Heineken Night in Rome event later (more on this later, still don’t have pics of it) and I wanted to have my eyes rest before I went out again.

Then at night!

Two hours after I put them in!

My eye started feeling weird again.

And I had to go to the portable loo to take off my contact fml.

And spent the whole night looking like this wtf.

I couldn’t take out both cos if I did I wouldn’t be able to see!  What if VIP came up to me and I couldn’t recognize them!

Jam said I looked cockeyed ='((((((

And I had to close one eye to see anything clearly.

Anyway I made Tim bring me to the doctor about this.

Son of a bitch pulled out my lash extensions !!!!!! (doctor I mean)

No la he was very nice!  Cos he pulled up my eyelid to check (turns out I have some allergy on my eyelid and my eyelid got bumpy and the friction is what’s pulling my contact lens upwards) and I knew he was going to do that!

I didn’t wanna sound so vain so I said “er can you not pull my lashes because it hurts” but actually it’s not that it hurts it’s just that I didn’t want him pulling out my extensions!

Then he said “ok don’t worry” and proceeded to drop anesthetic into my eyes (which stung)

And the anesthetic went into my nose canal I think and down my throat and I was bitter for the next hour or so (pun intended wtf)

But anyway he managed to pull my eyelid without touching my lashes but some still came off, and when I said “hey doctor my lashes!” he said “sorry sorry I’m very sorry about this” hahahahaha so cute!

But still my lashes :((((( And I will be wearing glasses for at least a week sighhhh so if anybody sees me around with glasses just pretend not to recognize me ok! wtf.  And next time you see me without glasses, we can have a fresh new start wtf.

Ok some leftover pictures from Project 365 which I have unofficially abandoned HAIH because things got too hectic the past couple of weeks.

Received a box of chocolates from Cartoon Network the other day!

HAHA what could it be??

Calendar! Haha so cute

Dior had a clearance sale so I stocked up on skincare.

The view when I trudged to get Macdonald’s for dinner one of those nights I was working late.

Some pics I stole off Facebook from Night in Rome!  Jean, Kim, Racheal and Tim.

Yes great Latat.  Put all the focus on the Champions League logo!  With Li Xiu, Jammie and her new haircut <3

With my ho wtf jai ho wtf.

Hello!  Recent picture of me.  Do you notice anything different!

See again! Give you a clue: Hair today gone tomorrow WTF.

I feel so much like my old self again T__________T With hair that I can style and curl T_______T

Ever since I cut my hair I’ve felt that I was incomplete T3T  I’d do my makeup and put on my clothes but I’d still think I looked too casual as though there was something I’d forgotten to do and that my outfit wasn’t finished wtf.

So I decided to cut it even shorter thinking it would be more interesting.  And even though it was a perfectly nice cut, the minute I looked in the mirror I hated my adventurous and impulsive self wtf.

So…  shortest short hair span ever.  God bless extensions.

Comments (48)

  • Ed! Edd! n Eddy! wtf

    eh first photo is wrong cos the left one’s supposed to be enlarged!

    and you look pretty short hair long hair or no hair ok! *aud-adoring mood wtf

  • jammie: why are u here! i don’t see you online =(

  • Show your pic with glasses on wtf.

  • My dear girl! You need more rest, our eyes really look tired and eat more…. :))

  • When you asked to see what is different about you, I was so focused on what you said before that I kept looking at the eyes for the contact lenses XD Bah!

  • My dear girl! You need more rest, your eyes really look tired and pls eat more…. :))

  • i know! it’s those clip on ext hair!?

  • phrew. i didn’t dare to wear my color contact till i hear ur results wtf

    Ei why ur extension so little wan /? go get more !

  • AH! I never knew about enlarged contact lens until I read this entry. Are your real pupils infinitesimally small compared to those contact lenses?

    I’m sure they’re not! You are so adorable you’re such a cartoon character!

  • EYE ENLARGING CONTACTS! *mad desire

    Such technology! How are they like!! Can you get them anywhere? *puts on hunting costume hahaha

  • enlarging contacts are banned from spore already D: those left selling in the shops are the ugly and fake-looking ones.

    and you really looked SO HAPPY with your extensions. so cute hahaha.

  • actually the eye story kinda funny ^^ … yayyy for feeling urself again. u looked great in short hair – looks like ayumi in some of photos but cant go wrong with long hair too
    it shows in ur eyes btw ^^ yaayyyy

  • *laughs. aud, u don’t need contacts. cause, ur eyes are like uber striking already.

  • shaolin: only if i’m highly drunk! wtf

    racheal: eh u know how much i eat already =.= and i slept like 11 hours everyday la it’s just my eyebags are genetic huhu

    jade: why u think it’s clip on!

    angie: a lot already! last time in japan we got 25 strands right? this is like 70 wtf

    bernice: yes they are! they’re exactly like the picture i drew

    elle: ya of course! you can get them at any optical stores

    ron: huh banned?? why!

    francesca: hahaha ya i told suet the story and she was laughing so i decided to blog about it.

    ming: no i promise i do! it’s the contacts that make them striking hoho

  • did the doctor tell you why?
    i was having the same problem with my colour contacts too wtf..it kept moving upwards that i look like an alien with both brown+grey eyes wtf.

    but later on i found out that the problem with it is that i accidentally teared it! wat the hell my RM50 contact lens gone..never keep my finger nails long again wtf T__T

  • jy: yea i have an allergy on the inside of my eyelid apparently =.= so because of that the rash on my eyelid caused friction which pulled my contacts upwards T_T

  • hi aud, its called giant papillary changes of the upper tarsal conjunctiva. contact lenses are bad for eyes and coloured are even worst.
    did someone say it is banned in sg? it must be bcos of its health adverse effects

  • wah why my comment is moderated

  • i also tried that before oftenly. i mean the contact lens moving upward and stuck up there. then i wear my glasses for two days and continue to wear contact again.

    so did the doctor tell you what caused this happen? omg i was thinking whether i should go for a check too.

  • opps sorry i didn’t see your last reply there haha =p

  • hey ive been a silent reader 🙂 but i have to comment this time because ive been looking for a good place in kl to do extensions 🙁
    do u mind sharing where u did it and how much it costs?

  • do u know u can get extension wig? at much lower price compared to what u have now. I bought extension wig and i think it is easier to maintain cos u can clip them on & remove them anytime u want! 🙂
    permanent extension is so expensive like rm3.50 to rm4 per strand 🙁

  • Hii aud..yay you got hair extensions again.soo pretty. How much was it? anyway, black circle lens is the best thing ever isn’t it? Can look good even without make up! hahaa..

  • you went for plastic surgery? how com never blog about it?

  • hair extensions!!
    so nice 🙂

  • ya aud why you never blog about your plastic surgery? hahahahaha sohai hahahahahahaha

    anyway YA WHY IS IT BANNED *scared

    why your hair extensions so little!

  • i miss my long hair too.. hahaha hair extension is so expensive here… sigh.

  • jess: yea after ur comment i read up on it T_T never mind i’ll give it another go after my eyes have healed and see how *impulsive

    chin: hahaha issokay!

    jing: i did it in singapore! it cost sgd 234 wtf

    layne: i know! but i don’t really like the thought of taking it off and putting it on again… plus my hair now is really short so one layer of extensions won’t cut it

    sarah: i know! i don’t even need to do makeup with my lens and lashes!

    jeff: WTF jeff hahahahaah why u so stupid wan! ya i got an extension …of another arm WTF

    val: thank u!

    tze: ya hahahahahaaha. i dunno! i think just online stores are banned from selling la u can sitll buy from optical stores. not little just tht a lot of it was behind my back wtf

    pinky: yaaa come back here to do it!

  • So this is why you rather don’t see me la! ‘Cause have to wear glasses FML! But get well soon! I have had this problem before too– contacts go up.. T_T

  • I want extensions tooo :/ please tell me where to get it done!!!! *desperate* haha & btw, you are very pretty 🙂

  • 100% plastic surgery, i’ve been browsing thru ur past photos – year 2005 and you look nothing like now. especially ur eye.

  • why i wanted to comment tht day but cannot now im no.32 edi T_T

    eh jeff actually aud looked really different but i’ve always thought her eyes look the same!

    but if people think you did surgery that means u’re very pretty edi /boo
    can u pls post ur mickey mouse picture and scare everyone wtf

  • hui wen: ya now you now /shy EH you better take care of your eyes im very scared now also!

    rach: hahaha u so cute! i got mine in singapore though. they’re like 50% cheaper there!

    jeff: hahahaha why are u so sure i got surgery? do u have experience in this field? so what surgery did u think i got?

  • hi,can i know what contact lens brand are u using?10s! 🙂

  • Hi Audrey, can I know which saloon in Sg did you get your hair extensions? You look like japanese <3

  • i still think u look cuter in short hair. =.=”

  • errr…nice drawing???

    You look pretty with or without ur extension la…He kopek ur lashes out also???Ouch…

  • i LOVE extensions!!!
    but how come urs so expensive? i did mine in Singapore too…200 strands for only SGD200 le!
    but of course the place i went is not one of those posh salon or anything…but still the result is amazing!

  • karen: freshkon! but freshkon as a brand is not supposed to be that good:(

    yy: did it in milly’s in far east plaza!

    dolly: ya and younger! the stylists thought i was 18 fml

    ping ping: hahaha the optometrist did! not the cornea specialist la

    joycezhi: haha yea mine also! i did 234 strands so it was SGD234 wtf.

  • SGD234 for 234 strands? Tim paid for it? If not, you shouldn’t announced it here coz you have a mountain of debt to pay back la

  • tom: not that it’s any of your business:) but yea it was a birthday present. but thank you if you were concerned about backlash for me:)

  • Hey aud yr eyes looked damn good with the lenses.. I have always wanted to use those but I dont know where to get them from or which brand is reliable as I wouldnt wanna spoil my eyes… your story just confirmed my phobia on lenses… but anyway for the sake of beauty maybe I can try it lar… Can u please PM me where u got them from? and which brands are reliable many thanks ya babe….

  • awe.. u still look pretty and cute even with two pupils. 😀

  • hey aud, i have the same thing happen to my eyes! My left eyes is worst as the cell is kind of dead due to long hours wearing them. I need to laid off lens for 2 weeks – 2 months.. Take k, babe!

  • hey audrey! I’ve always wanted to buy the enlarging or circle lenses but then im so confused of the different types there are… apparently some are yearly and some are 3 mths one… how long does urs last? u wear everyday?? how much?? ohyea do u wear those false eyelashes b4 u got eyelash extension?? i bought a MAC one.. apparently only last for 5 times.. :(:( so expensive oh…. i wonder how some girls hv false eyelashes as their daily makeup routine.. doesn’t that cost them so much T_________T

  • i read your blog often but never commented before xD just wanna say that i wear the same contacts as you do and everytime i wear them in the morning the one on my left eye also moves up and then i have to drag it down T__T

  • omgosh. i never realised so many girls have the same problem as me.. the contacts thingee. relieved in a sense haha lol. but makes me wonder if i have some allergy inside the eyelid tho.. hmmm.

    ur extensions are really nice, looks soft. mine were around 200 strands for 2bucks each, n they got really dry and tangled to my real hair and some thinned and came off wtf.

  • Oh audrey, you are gorgeous either in long hair or short hair. i love hair extension too, it makes us feels like we’ve found our old self.

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