At first I decided to do a quick survey of my friends.
Audrey: Er why do I stand out?
“Cos you’re short.”
“You’re four feet nine.”
“Cos short la.”
Enough la enough! Being short isn’t standing out in life! Being short is more like… needing to stand up in life hoho so funny.
So I tried again. This time telling people “besides the fact that I’m short.”
E e f l i n says:
erm
cos u like fart jokes but at the same time u’re damn girlish ?
dammit that’s true!
Fridge Magnet says:
*because u have so much personality
*and because no girl in my life has ever made me fall so much in love before
awwwwww! but that only makes me special to him not to everyone else..
des says:
*ok i think i know
*coz u look very japanese
but if I was in Japan I wouldn’t stand out….
jammie says:
*cos ur pretty end of story
awwwwww but so are ten billion other girls.. (wait, only 6 billion people in the world right wtf)
(@)!xobiscuit^ says:
*you are allergic to like a hundred different things
*but yet still live to see 24 wtf.
*eh maybe something about you jinxing people’s cars
true, true. i used to be allergic to eggs, but i am still allergic to tom yam, actually any watery curries, cocoa butter lip balm, sun block, contact lenses now apparently FML, American dairy products (too milky, gives me diarrhea)
about cars, also true. an inordinately large amount of cars i’ve sat in have broken down. as in everybody needs to get out and push, or wait for police/AAM. actually trains too. and buses. but that shouldn’t deter anyone from offering me a ride, people!
Fat Her says:
You see things from different perspective…
Me (thinking): wah so deep, good answer.
Fat Her says:
Because from where you are, you see people’s chins and beards
WTF DANGNABBIT
Mother says:
Cos you make fun of yourself. You laugh at all your weaknesses and turn them into jokes.
only because I laugh at everything.
the little fat blob has her license 🙂 says:
*well u’re a person who is smart but not conceited, sometimes u dont seem to realize that u arent stupid (which i feel a lot of people might assume so, since u like fashion and all..)
*basically people often judge u based on ur looks but forget or dont want to look deeper
awwwwww so insightful!
Ok honestly, I don’t think I’m a standout in life… yet.
Not in the conventional sense of the word anyway. I haven’t made loads of money or broken any world records (actually my ambition is to enter the Guinness Book of Records for being the oldest woman in the world)
So maybe right now I stand out because…. I’m a bundle of contradictions? Not that everyone else isn’t, but I like to think I’m a unique set of contradictions.
Why I stand out:
1. Um physically I stand out because not many people are less than five feet tall. Once a bouncer told me if I could reach up and touch the sign, he would let me into the club T____T
2. I’m unbelievably vain and obsessed with my appearance to the point that some people might find annoying. But on the other hand, I have no inhibitions about losing all face to make people laugh
Specimen (A)
Specimen (B)
3. I’m horrible at organizing and being neat and remembering important deadlines. I also miss a lot of information sometimes. Ie. terrible at work wtf. But I also really believe that when you do something you have to get right into it and make sure you learn something. And you can’t try to avoid something or stay in your comfort zone all the time or you’ll never improve. That’s why I took weird classes like Drawing (SIGH) — to move out of my comfort zone — and got shitty grades wtf.
4. I care or at least I try to. But then I get cheated countless times by fake monks and people selling handicrafts made by disabled people wtf.
5. oh um I wrote a 100 page honors thesis on May 13 and Ketuanan Melayu! Although that is old news hohum.
6. I’m the most cheerful person a lot of people know! I don’t get angry that often (good for you Jerry! wtf) and everything makes me laugh wtf.
Ok why I’m writing out this very painful list of my unique characteristics is because as people probably know by now, Tiger and Nuffnang are teaming up to throw the Standout Party.
Date : 6th of June 2009 (Saturday)
Time : 7pm till late
Venue : HQnine, TTDI Plaza, KL
Dress Code : Standout
To gain access to this party, simply write a post (like me!) about what a standout you are in your life and title it ‘I’m a Standout in Life’. Once you’re done, send an email to standout@nuffnang.com with the permalink (URL) of your blog post along with your full name. Click here for more details.
Come dressed your best to stand out and you might win some great prizes (amongst which a HP laptop, a Coach bag, Nintendo DS Lites, an Xbox and more!)
P/S: Haven’t decided what I’ll be going as yet but probably something cute because that’s all I know how to be *SIGH. But see you there! <3
Comments (25)
haha i watched the video u posted before…you are so so funny=)
U stand out because you are pretty, funny, cheerful, good at make up, an interesting blogger=)
WHY U NEVER ASK ME !!!!!!!!!
hahaha u took drawing cuz u thought u were good at it okay don’t lie ! hahahaha
*but you were good tho, just that u drew very lame things wtf
omg you’re allergic to so many things. o.O even contact lenses? *woe*
I think you standout BECAUSE your fourfeetnine. Its unique. And cause you’re so much like a Japanese, AND you’re good at makeup. *jealous*
And you should go as a angelic cupid. suits you. 😛
hopefully my sis and I will get the invites and I’ll see u there… =))
i still stand at what i said *punny wtf
you will definitely stand out that night with your outstanding cute dress and your heights :p
you standout because u’re using the same laptop as me and i thought that’s the most kuno laptop alive lol! mine is so breaking down boohoo
no matter what u do or how u dress, u STAND OUT! forget the height issue!! ;p
your breast actually quite stand out for your overall size
wah….. the event is on saturday 6th june (666) spooky.
you stand out because your one little girl with big personality; you have enormous eyes that cover half of your face;
you seems like a straight-talker;
Although i dunno you.
a standout person become standout when he/she is around normal people.. is this mean we need to be abnormal to be standout??
Ooo the tiny-little-cute-princess is going to the party~! ^@^
BIG THINGS comes in small package okay! I know it sounds very cliche but I think you are a living proof. hehe!
Aud, can recommend where can do hair extension? somewhere in kl/pj
I think the fact that you’re an amalgamation of contradictions makes you stand out from the crowd already. And that’s a good way too!
Not many people have the audacity to defy stereotypes and integrity to hold true to their beliefs.
I’ve never met you, but I’ve always loved the way you wrote, wtfs and all (haha, like warts and all, geddit? I’m so lame) But really, I just love how you’re so honest and quirky. 🙂
Maybe it’s also because I’m a fan of contradictions and defying stereotypes and preconceived notions, but you definitely stand out amongst the crowd, for sure. Small girl, big heart. 🙂
You stand out because you are Audrey the author of Fourfeetnine and I like your attitude wtf!
awwww…
you are cutee…
=.=”
i dont know what am i “aww-ing” at.
Is is possible for me to read your 100pages thesis? YOu need to write that in secondary school for history project?
I guess being cute n pretty will sufficient to make u stand out..!! ^^
you are so optimistic about anything, even when ppl laugh at your height. you make jokes out of yourself, not many ppl can do that. so all in all, you stands out.
I like that your Fat Her say about you… HAHAHA
I’ve always wanted to say that you look like adachi yumi and esp in this MV.do you get that alot?
eve: awww so many compliments /shy
angie: cos u were not online! hahahha aih shaddup la actually i wanted to say anthro too but drawing just sounds worse wtf
kitsie: yea so sad huh T_T angelic cupid? hahaha so wear white and carry a bow?
pingping: yay wht are u going as?
jammie: yea jammie so witty =)=) wtf
rachie: hahaha how u know what im going to wear!
at: kuno hahaha actually i don’t use that laptop anymore i got a new one!
jade: cindy ru going!
neka: er thanks i’ll take it as a compliment wtf
missyfiesty: enormous eyes that cover ur face hahaha i like the way u put things
raymond: no.. just special or unique!
tianchad: u going too right!
lucy: awww so im a big woman in a little girl’s body? HAHA
sim: i dont recommend doing hair extensions in malaysia. just too expensive:( if you MUST, do it at a cut above in pyramid
mae: awww thank u for your comment! i dont really think im defying stereotypes or um integritically wtf holding on to my beliefs haha but thank u for saying so!
joline: yay wtf! hahah
donna: hahaha ya what are u awwwing at ==
norick: it’s in my college library now haha. i wrote that for my senior thesis for my degree, not secondary school.
sam: thank u!
hiew: ya stupid fat her hahaha
aza: no i’ve never gotten that hahaha i’ve never even heard of her b4 this!
Wear red and a pair of white feathery wings? and then carry a bow, and let Tim have the cupid arrow through his heart. 😛
you stand out coz you are a crazy nihon ryori fan-se *grin