AHEM I am making a community service message here.

KitKat is… your dream come true wtf.

That is, if your dream is to travel to any of these destinations – Australia, Canada and the States to watch your favourite artistes live in action. All expenses paid!

Zat’s right, you can win MTV Featured Artist Concert tickets – all expense paid trips to concerts around the world – for 2!

Looking at the time period right now, you get to watch…

U2 in the USA
Kelly Clarkson in Canada (ANGELA LUO IN CANADA TOO)
Black Eyed Peas in Australia

Other prizes include Ipod Shuffles and music CDs!

What you have to do?

1. Buy a KitKat (stealing is a sin wtf)

(let me say that I got into a fight with the biggest most obnoxious woman in the world just for my Kitkat and to write this community message but that is a story for another day)

2. Make sure your Kitkat bar stands a chance to win you your concert tickets! (check to see if the sticker is there at the corner)

3. Open it to check if you win!

You know I really feel like killing myself.

When Carol told me about this contest, I went out and got myself a Kitkat right away. I checked for the contest sticker and everything.

And then I tore open the wrapper, ate the Kitkat AND THREW AWAY THE WRAPPER. WITHOUT CHECKING IF I HAD WON.

So the next day I went out to buy another bar of Kitkat.

And at the store was where I had the misfortune of bumping into the very mean and fat woman and quarrelling with her T______T

So I flounced out of the store and into another one to get my Kitkat. And in my anger (cos Kitkat is actually the only chocolate I’ll ever eat) I ATE MY BAR AND THREW AWAY THE WRAPPER AGAIN.

Just kill me la T____________T

Oh wait sorry I misunderstood the contest mechanics WTF.

It says here in the T&C also found here :

In order to win a Contest prize, you must purchase any participating packs of NESTLÉ KIT KAT® products with the on-pack Contest promotional sticker which may contain the‘Winning Mock KIT KAT® Bar’ (“Winning Bar”).

If you have a Winning Bar, please call the hotline number stated on the Winning Bar by 28 August 2009 (during Mondays – Fridays from 10am to 5pm excluding public holidays to obtain a replacement KIT KAT® product of the same value and to win the Contest prize.

In order to win the respective Contest prize, you are required to answer correctly a simple Contest question, within the given time period.

Oh well I guess it’s pretty obvious to tell if you’ve won. Because the Winning Bar is not real chocolate so clearly I did not win. Or if I did, it means I ate plastic wtf.

Anyway I am not going to give up!

Tomorrow Imma try again. But remember, contest is open only until 28 August!