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If I were

If I were my mother I would go crazy yelling at a daughter like me to pick up her room.

If I were famous, I would be Ayumi Hamasaki.

If I were Ayumi Hamasaki, I would get Botox in twenty years.

If I were rich, I would get Botox in twenty years.

If I were President, I would ban all racial discrimination and build better schools.

If I were an inventor, I would invent the Doko De Mo Doa. Or a chair that can fly.

If I were taller, I wouldn’t be 4’9.

If I were to die, I want my coffin to be pink.

If I were an old lady, I would sit in my wheelchair and roll down the hill.

If I were a boy even just for a day, I’d roll out of bed and throw on what I wanted and go.

If I were you, I would head over here right now to join the Beyonce Top Up Contest to win a chance to catch Beyonce live in concert in Singapore on 26 September. With Black Eyed Peas on the side.

To win, just top up any amount on your Hotlink card from 24 August to 15 September 2009.

Then, just download Beyonce’s Caller Ringtone Package for RM5. Songs included are Halo, If I Were A Boy and Sweet Dreams.

The 10 participants with the highest top-ups accumulated during the contest period get to win:

• Beyoncé Limited Edition Merchandise
• Beyoncé LIVE in Singapore concert tickets for 2
• Accommodation in Singapore for 2
• Return transportation by coach to Singapore for 2

And for those of us who aren’t so lucky to get to win, you can still try your luck to get your hands on the tickets through Hotlink Bid & Win. Amongst other cool stuff up for bid, you can bid for an all expense paid trip to Singapore to watch Beyonce for 2.

Just 4 easy steps to be on your way to Singapore :
• Login or Register for your My Hotlink account here
• Click on the item you want to bid for (Beyonce is the sexy one in the black lace wtf)
• Enter your bid. Each bid costs RM0.50. Lowest unique bid wins
• Bids end after 2 weeks. Check back to see if you won!

Good luck in trying! I will be going for her concert too ^__^ thanks to the good people at Hotlink! To the south, to the south wtf.

Comments (14)

  • WOW! dats cool!! XDD. thanks for posting dis in your blog! (=

  • haha…quite a catchy start on your post!

  • yerrr the photo of her not hot one : (

  • if i were a bobbi brown foundation, i would be able to see the world (please let a rich lady buy me) and face everyone with dignity, and if i were my hair, i wish i would be golden brown. -__- not making any sense, am i??

  • Wow…that’s attractive! ^^

  • haahahahhaha why racial discrimination and u put danny !! hahahaha

  • Hot damn! This is very well written Aud! I love it!

    BTW, your room doesn’t count coz it looks like you just moved in. :p

  • Going for pink…

  • My dermatologist tells me botox is ok even when you’re 25.. hohoho! 🙂

  • cynthia: ur welcome!

    ray: haha thanks!

    tan yee hou: hot what her legs open wtf

    cindy khor: i think ur heart is telling u to go get that foundation wtf

    joshualaw: haha beyonce?

    angie: no la hahahahaa just that i thought i dressed like the president there WTF

    huai bin: aww thanks! haha of cos la im not gonna simply take pics of my real messy room wtf

    mangobun: haha but botox doesn’t last forever right?

  • yor, so syok lor.. I had an entry named If I were a boy

    http://kahyee820.blogspot.com/2009/01/ifiwereaboy_10.html

    before
    HAHAHAHHA!!!

  • For you!

  • Aiyah…cannot put IMG code one ka.~ =_=”

  • ah~ i love this place 🙂

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