Diet Day 1 SUCCESS!
Half a success anyway. I had nasi lemak for lunch today WTF.
But I left off half the rice! And ate lots of ikan bilis / anchovies errrrrr protein what wtf.
Then Jammie came over for dinner and we both firmly refused the rice that Mummy Ooi was dying to pour on our plates.
Oh okay we took like half a scoop each -____-
I have to wean myself off carbs all right cannot simply go cold turkey just like that wtf.
But I feel healthier already! No rice so I drank lots of good soup, ate lots of spinach and um fried chicken wtf -______-
But then we had vegetable juice so it was okay ^___^
Before I forget, pictures of new hair!
It looks nothing like this now.
Dunno how to curl my hair like that T___T
Oh and if you’re wondering, I don’t know what color my hair is T___T I was too eager to change my hair color that when the guy brought out the color chart I stabbed my finger on the brightest color I could see and tahdah it’s on my head now wtf.
Anyway Fat Her birthday photos!
This looks like a birthday cake already wtf. (my kind of cake! if only birthday cakes came in flavors of meat WTF cos I hate sweet food)
We had German food cos Fat Her was craving cheese and meat platters. And what Fat Her wants, Fat Her gets!
Family photo (minus Ooib) Face erased cos I look like Linda Blair.
Prize giving ceremony wtf. Tim giving Fat Her his birthday present! (a laptop bag.)
(Fat Her just bought himself a new laptop and just now when I was setting it up for him he nodded sagely and said “Ooh I am pleased with my new computer” hahahahaha)
Fat Her’s birthday cake!
The green dinosaur on the right is a loving addition from Latat and Jam for Fat Her!
The lone candle is from indolent restaurant waiter who refused to put in all 54 candles, saying that 1 is just nice WTF think he was just too lazy to stick all 54 in.
The smiley face was because when I wrote out the message on a piece of note paper at the bakery, I was telling Jam something and drew a smiley face on it to illustrate. Baker clearly thought the smiley was part of the message T_______T
But I’ll have you know what I drew was just a smiley face ok the baker exercised creative freedom and added the tongue wtf.
Oh ya and in conjunction with Fat Her’s birthday even though it’s over, I present to you Five Random Fun Facts about Fat Her!
Fat Her Fun Fact #1: I paid for his birthday cake (and dinner) with his credit card WTF not enough money T_______T but obviously will pay back la wtf
Fat Her Fun Fact #2: Fat Her cries and tries to hug me every single time he hears the song “Butterfly Kisses”
Fat Her Fun Fact #3: Fat Her’s idea of entertainment is to fart silently and then lock all the car windows so we all suffocate T______T
Fat Her Fun Fact #4: Fat Her’s favorite actress in the world is Audrey Hepburn
Fat Her Fun Fact #5: He thought his hair was too long. So he took a scissors to it HAHAHAHAHAHAH and look what happened T__________T ignore the stupid face I asked him to smile normally and he did this he is not actually cockeyed wtf T____________T
now bears a striking resemblance to
Pomelo Cat!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
I love you Daddy!
Comments (39)
harlo uncle ooi! happy belated birthday to u!
Bahaha it made me laugh about your dad’s haircut! Aww he sounds so cute just like you <3
Awwww, you guys are such a cute family.
No pun intended.
Would it be utterly crazy to wish him a Happy Birthday too? 😛
Yohh…….ur daddy very cute leh!!!!! And nice hair cut too (I mean ur daddy!) heheheheh!
Hi, Uncle..Happy Birthday!
So Fat Her is your dad? lol I’m a little confused
Love the pics! What a happy family. I love that last picture especially 😀
haha Nasi Lemak? yum!
LMAO omg ur dad is soooo funny! Sorry uncle, I didn’t mean to laugh at u or what ok? hehehehe..but he sounds so funny, no wonder you are so funny too ^____^
Happy Birthday Uncle Ooi!
Happy birthday Uncle Ooi~
hahaha.. now i know where u got all your funny gene.. XD
eh.. but no kidding, i put on 8kg after having nasi lemak as breakfast for 1 month.. T.T
haha happy birthday uncle ooi!!
damn cute ler your dad!
helooo audrey’s dad ^^
happy bday … love reading this post
HAAHHAHAAH I FART FOR AMCHEONG ALSO AND LOCK THE WINDOW!!
your fat her is really funny ^^ my parents would not do something like this LOL
Happy Birthday Uncle Ooi ! Please come to Vancouver !! Even if you cannot come please send Audrey over !
Hi Audrey,
Where did you get your hair cut from? its reli nice!
I think the smiley face adds a lot to the cake! 🙂
Your dad is so cute ^___^
your father (which is Fat Her) loves Audrey Hepburn;
that’s where your name comeabout? (:
i love Audrey Hepburn too;
was wanting to name my daughter Audrey next time. 😀
(but im only 17 now. wtf. LOL;)
hahahahahaahaha how come ur fat her so funny one!!!
hahaha your dad is the ultimate adorable! LOL! ya look a bit like the pomelo cat hehe!
hahaha… see i told u your dad is cute HaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Out of curiosity, why is your daddy called ‘Fat Her’? Is that his real name or his nickname?
your dad is so cute 😀
LOLOL OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I SAW THE PICTURE HAHAHAHA. You’re dad is super cute 🙂
Happy Birthday uncle!
you and your daddy have nice hairstyles. HAHA 😀
My abang likes to fart the ‘firecracker’ version, refuses to unlock the windows while we plead and scream for him to open the windows. And laughs wickedly while we suffocate T______T
p/s I wonder if this is the new trend for torture. 😛
Very nice hair colour. Thumbs up!
i’m actually laughing at people who ask you why you call your father FAT HER oh look look FAT.HER hehehehehehehehehhe. no offense meant ah! /braces self.
ohai unker hehpee bufday
eh love i want to see a proper picture of your new hair color can anot 😀
also, i must once again tell you how much i admire your (clacking) teeth.
Cutest dad ever!
All the best in your diet programme. You look good already. But i guess, you are concern with your health right? Good choice anyway.
P/s : thanks for dropping by my blog. Really appreciate it.
Hi Audrey,
Where did you get your dress? It’s so pretty! The one you wore on your first video for the Nuffnang Project Alpha thing. Loves it! 🙂
u removed yr extensions d?? so fast?! aiyo~ & happy birthday daddy ooi~!! :DD
commented same time? hi 5 lah! apa tunggu lagi?! hahaha… hv fun @ work; i just had salad & they called me a cow. =.=”
Carol, why are you laughing at people who asked why Audrey’s dad is called ‘Fat Her’? *looking very puzzled* I thought that’s a very decent question. I do not know Audrey personally except for what’s in her blog.
If you know, care to share? 🙂
fat her says thanks to everyone who wished him happy bday and called him cute!!
kelly, magnolia: I call him Fat Her cos he’s fat wtf. hahahaha
yeehou: u sadist!
angie: yea mail me in a box to vancouver T3T
xueni: ya he named me after audrey hepburn 🙂
vvens: thanks!
jk: no this trend has been around ever since i was a kid hahha T_T
bluesnow: thank u!
carol: is that not a proper picture!
willie: ya must be healthy!
kaylin: i got it in sungei wang!
cindy: ya canot tahan already! haha we’re psychic comment same time wtf
magnolia: haha he’s called Fat Her cos he’s fat 😀 it’s been an old family joke for years. that’s not his real name though haha
I once saw a cake that was basically a shepherd’s pie. It was beef inside with layers of tomato sauce inbetween.. covered with mashed potato “icing” and they used ketchup as decorations.
You know what aud, you have the cutest daddy on planet earth. Lucky you!!!!! = )
Happy Birthday Fat Her! Nice photos Aud 🙂
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Happy Birthday Uncle Ooi,
And WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DIETING AGAIN????
Sorry Audrey, I still dont get it, and not that it matters…hahha
Ok, I know the FAT part, but what about the ‘Her’?? What’s that? Sorry, just being inquisitive.
my dad would sing ‘butterfly kisses’ and make me and my sis cry T-T
only to realize that he will cry also while singing wtf.
he wants to sing it on my wedding day, which is totally inappropriate because i might just choke up n die ruin my make-up!
but, i totally understand how your dad feels; probably as strongly as my dad 🙂
happy belated birthday, uncle ooi!
😀