This is a blow by blow retelling of me and Cindy’s trip to Beyonce LIVE in Singapore courtesy of Hotlink.

Hotlink had a contest in which the winners would be brought down on to Singapore on an all expense paid trip to watch Beyonce in concert at F1 Rocks Singapore and they asked Cindy and I if we’d like to come along so yay we did!

(warning: besides Beyonce you’ll also see a lot of Cindy and Audrey cos no other photo subjects are as interesting WTF)

Found it hard to wake up the morning for a bus ride at 7.45am!!!

Rushed to meet the bus 15 minutes late (at 8am) and looked like shit with eyebags from the night before, but Cindy arrived even later and by that point everyone on the bus was probably ready to murder us.

Cindy and I ignored each other for most of the ride because

a) We’re too busy sleeping
b) We both look like shit

Our first picture together is of our feet. When we’ve gotten to the hotel.

This is the hotel. Nice huh!

It’s called the Grand Park City Hall and it’s like 1 km away from Fort Canning where the concert was held.

Our room! (before we messed it up but you can already see our shit lying all over the table and bed)

We took turns in the toilet (long bus rides can make you bloated ok wtf) and then promptly fell asleep again.

Then when we woke up it’s time for us to start getting ready to leave for Beyonce!

FOL we both forgot to bring hair curlers or any hairspray or product of any sort so Cindy left her hair straight and what I did was I wet my hair and bunned it up before I went to sleep so it came out in weird kinks T_T

But for once I had more than half hour to do my makeup (somehow with Tim around I’m always running late and he’ll be nagging) so I made full use of my time! Unfortunately my makeup skills have severely deteriorated.

With flash!

Cindy fiddled around at the minibar…

And made us cup noodles for dinner god bless her. We woke up too late and took too long getting ready so we had no time to go out and get proper dinner T_T

But we had time to take pictures in the hotel lobby! Cos we were already late in the morning ok no way were we going to piss everyone off a second time.

But turned out everyone else was late FOL -___-

There’s so many pictures of me alone cos we took turns taking pictures of each other (nobody else would they all just stood around and stared at us in disgust) and I don’t have Cindy’s pictures!

Only one of Justice Tey HAHAHA.

Then we made the trek to Fort Canning.

Signs leading us to the entrance!

The view as we entered. DJ Havana was playing and everyone had laid out picnic mats and were drinking beer galore.

I am smiling and Cindy is a whirling dervish wtf.

The crowd! Doesn’t look that crowded yet but I hear there were 9,000 people in that place. Besides it’s only DJ Havana and people hadn’t turned into batshit insane groupies yet wtf.

We have no idea who DJ Havana is although she is very hot wtf so we took some pictures.

Ambient balloons!

Then the Black Eyed Peas came out! I think I should clarify that I am too short to take any decent pictures so bear with me T_T

But I love BEP! We were happy cos we had a pretty good spot near the stage and it’s not too crowded around us so we could jump around and dance to them!

Where is the loveeeeee

Confetti shower!

Then Black Eyed Peas said goodnight (boohoo) and some other DJ came on while they did a set change for Beyonce.

The picture looks like it’s an indoor intimate gig right! But it’s actually smack in the middle of an open field and everyone is sweaty and there are lots of people wtf.

I was a little bored.

Oh sorry this photo was taken when DJ Havana was still playing wtf. Lazy to cut and paste it up there.

THEN BEYONCE APPEARED!!!!

Actually ok I tell you a secret! I was more excited to see BEP (the 2nd night in a row) than I was Beyonce cos although I knew a lot of her songs I didn’t actually think I was that big a fan of hers.

But she was so fucking good!!!

She had so much energy and her voice was so damn good T______T And she was also very toned when she waved her upper arms didn’t wave too wtf.

But let me tell you why I was so angry! When Beyonce came on, everyone started squeezing to the front to see Beyonce better.

Understandable cos everyone wants a clearer view right. But hello assholes I have been sitting here in this position for like a thousand years even when the boring DJ before Beyonce was playing and everyone else drifted away to get food I was there!!!

And they were so deceitful wtf. They’d sidle in front of me and pretend they were moving towards the other side looking for their friends but then they’d just stand there like pillars and totally block my view!!!

I asked a couple of fat women who came in front of me “Are you planning to move?” and they got the hint and moved off.

But 3 other American women refused to and said “This is called free standing” WTF OK LA FREE STANDING THEN U DON’T MIND IF ME AND CINDY STAND IN FRONT OF YOU ARGHHH

They tried to get in front of me so I smartly stepped in front so they had no choice but to go behind me. But they ended up separating me from Cindy!

Even stepped all over my bag !! Good thing after some manoeuvring I managed to get Cindy in front with me. Then cos it was so cramped my nose spent the rest of the night buried in someone’s sweaty armpit wtf.

Anyway annoying view blockers aside, we still had lotsa fun!

Beyonce was seriously superhuman on stage I have no other words wtf.

Then she sang a tribute to MJ damn touching I cried T_________T Didn’t dare look at Cindy in case she laughs at me wtf but turns out she cried too T_________T

And then soon it was over! I was dripping sweat seriously literally I have never sweat this much not even when we lost our way in a taxi at midnight in Thailand wtf.

Our feet were aching even though we were both in flats, we were dying of dehydration and had lost our hearing wtf but Beyonce surpassed all my expectations!

Next morning I get up to go shower and wonder why Cindy is giggling so much and I see this drawn on the bathroom mirror wtf. I take revenge and draw Cindy as a pig WTF but i don’t have the photo Cindy send to meeeeeeeeeee

Bussing back home again.

One last photo of us. Thank you Hotlink!

For those who wanna catch Beyonce, Hotlink will be bringing her down to perform in KL on Oct 25 as part of her I AM World Tour.

Apparently they’re reserving the best seats for Hotlink/Maxis users who get to buy it at a 20% discount (if you’re broke wtf you also get 10% off all the other tickets).

There will also be a pre-concert party on Oct 15^th at Zouk if you register  now at www.hotlink.com.my/beyonce.  2 pairs of tickets  to Beyonce LIVE in London will be given away at the pre-concert party so good luck!