Tonight we bring you a very urgent newsflash.
We are been overrun by bandits! Criminals of the worst kind have been running amok all over, creating havoc, throwing unsightly white unidentified goo and pissing everybody off!
“Whazat? Bandits, you say?”
That is right, good citizens. We are in very serious danger here. If anyone spies the following culprits, do not – and I repeat – do not hesitate to take strong action against them.
Head Honchos:
Coolies:
Top bounty hunter collects on the following:
Sony Vaio Mini Notebook.
The President urges all good people of the city to unite against these foul creatures and fight them!
Unity is a virtue!
And Crime… is a shit that needs wiping! – Burnt Face Man
Fight them as you would body odor!
“But what can we do!”
First, get a mint wtf.
They come in two varieties – Peppermint and Forest Berries. Recommended brand: Wrigley’s New Extra Professional Mints.
Extra Professional Mints has unique cleaning capabilities and can reduce potentially harmful bacteria and give you a noticeablly cleaner feeling around the tongue and mouth. Extra Professional Mints come with a unique ridged surface on one side, made from a special formula with dissolving microgranules, helps to gently clean your tongue to give a fresh, clean mouth feeling and reduce germs.
So got a mint?
“Oh, yes.”
I see you’ve already got your tongue out. Fast work!
Then get scrubbing!
You can get some practice here
Person who annihilates the most bacteria baddies in a 60 second time limit and registers his score wins.
Comments (16)
so many ads recently 🙁
How can you be so cute? 😛
Errrrrrr…who’s that guy, pleasE? HAHAHAHAH!
Angela. 🙁 <3
Awww…I miss you blogging about Angela…Ask her to come to Malaysia already!
Angela T_______T
theresa: haha really? the last one was weeks ago though? uniquely singapore isn’t an ad
lisa: i try i try *modest WTF HAHA NO LA IM NOT
elaine: HAHAHAHHA my friend masato!
kennysia: i miss her more than u 🙁 </3
lucy: i miss her full stop T____T
angie: T_________T
Haha! I shall prevail and arrest these halitosis causing antagonists! Let me pack my Gloc…er, I mean my mouse!!
woots~! i played the game then only i know i need to buy the mints. ahha!
huai bin: haha what’s a gloc?
dylan: oops! hehe are u going to buy the mints?
oh hahaha i have to try that.
are the mints sold in the U.S?
dye yr hair back to the Ayumi color!!!
I meant Glock (as in the handgun) but since it’s a game, I went er…mouse. It’s tied in to your post – arrest using a Glock/mouse. It was supposed to be funny. T_T
wtf so cute!!!!!!!!
Hello!
Stumbled upon ur blog, just wanted to say hi!!
and that you’re so cute~! 🙂
Btw, I love the forrest berry mints! YUMS
That was a very cute advert!! =)