FUHHHHHHH
For those who don’t follow my Twitter, you would not have known the drama that plagued the Ooi family yesterday.
Tomorrow I’m going to Singapore for Nuffnang Awards right!
My mother couldn’t find my passport for two whole days T_________T
My mom usually keeps the whole family’s passports in a safe secret place.
So few weeks back when I got back from Beyonce in Singapore I yelled to my mom that I was leaving my passport on the side cabinet for her to keep before I rushed out the door for work.
Then yesterday morning I asked her where my passport was.
And she couldn’t find it FML.
By night time she still hadn’t found it wtf. So when we all came home from our movie the 3 Oois had to ransack the whole house looking for my passport T______T
My mother digging through the secret hiding place (which btw is in the weirdest place possible. About as weird as toilet tank but not as gross. Cannot say here in case people want to rob my house wtf)
Me pulling things out around my room and trashing it.
Fat Her using a measuring tape to poke behind the side cabinet hahahahahaha.
Everyone turning pale and shaky. Me mooning around and hair turning white.
And right when I was going to call up my boss and declare emergency leave tomorrow to make a police report wtf my mother found it!
Inside a plastic orange bucket WTF god knows how it got in there T____________T
I kissed my passport and put some joss sticks WTF.
Ok la no I didn’t but my mother started thanking god and made me pray too so I clasped my hands together and gave thanks wtf T______T
Oh and today I had massive diarrhea T________T
As Sei Shaun puts it, liquid chocolate coming out my bum WTF.
I stayed in the office toilet for more than half an hour T______T
I stayed while like ten people came in and out of the toilet.
And after everyone had left, I sat there and listened to the indian lady mop the floor outside wtf.
Then when I finally got out, all weak and shaky and exhausted (cos of the strain wtf) I found that my boss had left for our meeting without me FML.
I can’t believe I missed a meeting because I spent too much time on the crapper T________T Worst reason ever what if the client asks “so where is Audrey?” she’ll get “she’s not here because she’s pooping” T__________T
But all that is past! Diarrhea is cleared, passport found, tomorrow I’m going to Singapore for the Nuffnang Awards.
Can’t wait to see everyone dressed up there!
Comments (25)
Have an amazing trip to Singapore Audrey!
Say Hello to all those famous bloggers from me! 😛
Haha!
yay yay cant wait to see everyone in their cocktail dresses 😀 😀
oh and i followed your twitter and the diarrhea part.. LOL.
Hahaha! You missed the half a lifetime on the porcelain throne. See ya tomorrow…er, today in a couple of hours.
DID YOU KNOW THAT I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT YOUR HOUSE WAS RANSACKED =.=
you forgot to tag this as “AudDisgusting” by the way hahahaha
when i saw this post’s title on google reader i thought this was a review of a chocolate fondue place T_____T but i was duped T____T
hahhahahahaha babie my mom is exactly the same!! She always hides stuff in the most weirdestestesrest place and she’ll forget abt it !! n we will panic!
Oh have a great time in Spore ! You will definately be all pretty there. Do post up some pics thereafter ya.
Lol. You poor thing. I’m laughing not because it was funny (I would’ve been super stressed too and crying maybe).. but you make it so funny. Have fun!
HAHAHAHA!! now the term ‘liquid chocolate’ is forever ruined!!! i won’t find it yummy anymore!
Your Fat Her so funny!!!
hope you enjoy yourself tonight!!! don’t forget to post lotsa photos after the awards!!!! XD
yor…why liquid chocolate T.T I got solid ribena…
this is one of ur funny post ^^
have fun in sing
AUD! what do u work as actually? been following for quite sometime now but never know what line ure in 🙂
ewww..that s so gross LOL
Aunty Rose here izzit?!
Have fun! Will you be twittering at the Awards?
i can’t believe sei shaun is still sei shaun after all these years! hahaha and i thought he would have gotten a nickname upgrade already 😛
Liquid chocolate.=.= Gross man.LOL
Hahaha…I LOL-ed at the way you describing it and not the incident itself that happened to you.
Poor thing~ Nvm…go relax and have fun in SG! ^^
hmm… haha… i just usually store my important documents in a case and it is always ready to go if there is a fire or flood. just grab and go…
anyway, have fun at the awards.
i had some ‘chocolate fountain’ earlier…now reading this…yucks!!!
lisa: haha ok thanks!
adele: ya saw you! /shy
huai bin: saw you too!
carol: hahaha u weren’t the only one im sorry T_T
pinkpau: HAHAHAH pinkpau were you salivating at the thought!
angie: hahaha i talk to you on msn
bleusnow: thank u! will blog about it soon
pinkpaperplane: hahaha thanks!
yumii: HAHAHA SORRY. i will post soon!
kylie: HAR U SHIT BLOOD AH?
francesca: thanks!
katiiee: hahaha it’s a secret 😀
tey cindy: no wor my stomach just sucks T_T
bernice: i didn’t twitter at all! *lousy blogger
jmin: hahaha i can’t believe u still read my blog after all this years too. ya sucks for him, he’s still sei shaun hahaha
coic: HAHA
joshualaw: hahaha ok i take as compliment
crash: ya must learn to be like you!
wilfred: HAHAHA at least u didn’t have the chocolate fountain AFTER you read this!
Can’t wait for your updates on Nuffnang Awards 🙂
aww.you’re so cute.
can I go to you and
take a photo with you
if I see you somewhere else ?