Ok this is my longest post everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*annoying

50+ photos!

all illustrating the entire weekend filming Project Alpha!

It was damn fun lor I was dreading it to be honest cos I saw the word GYM in the itinerary and that just scared the shit out of me wtf.

But it turned out to be a very gun trip! Ok let the pictures do the walking talking wtf.

Day 1 started off with as always makeup ^____^ Favorite part of shooting ^______^

With my stylist of the day Wayne.  Who’s also from Penang!

Red Mummy doing her hair.  She looks so happy in the pic maybe cos she also has people dolling her up ^______^ wtf

Can’t remember what I was laughing at.

With I love foosball Nara.  Not true it’s actually his brother’s shirt wtf.

Head stylist.

Gay TVB star HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MOST TRAGIC HAIRSTYLE ON THE PLANET.

His hair was getting too long so I think they stylist felt very frustrated like “sigh wtf can I do to make this mop better” and just decided to curl it and set with hairspray hahaahahahahahahahahahah

We went to Nur Salam which is a center for children.  Sorry had to blur out their faces to protect their privacy. But fts the pictures look even worse like they’re criminals or something T_____T

Wan / Nara was a big hit with the kids!  He was very good at like getting them to put all their energies into games with him and organizing all of them.

Oh ya we were supposed to break up into little groups and we were supposed to teach them something to present to everyone else and all my kids ran away to join Wan’s group cos his group looked more fun FML.

Doesn’t help that I’m quite awkward around kids.  Felt like the Titanic ok everyone abandoned ship wtf.

One kid stayed though!  And we presented… ULTRAMAN POSES!!

But FML again cos instead of me teaching him he had to teach me how to do them.

Me and HB with some of the kids!

See HB looks very peaceful but minutes earlier he had 3 children climbing on his head hahahahahaahah and then after they climbed down they all lifted up his shirt and stuck their heads under it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kelvin being attacked by kids hahahahaha.

These kids were so cute!  They’re not like the average spoiled kids around who sulk  and are reluctant to greet you and only wanna watch tv / play DS but they were so loving and eager to make friends and to hug and get physical touch 🙂

If you wanna help whether by donating or volunteering, you can go to www.ruumz.com or www.chowkids.org for more info 🙂

This was my favorite little boy.  He was quiet and sat in the corner but he was so sweet my heart melted when I saw him smile at me T______T

Hahaha one of the kids grabbed my camera and tried to take a photo of me.

Oh this other adorable little boy asked me if I was an actress WTF.  I said no I’m a normal person and he said really? I think I’ve seen you on tv wtf.  I played along and said oh what channel? and he said very confidently Astro hahahahaah damn cute.

With Redmummy and TONY always intruding into pictures!!

Then off to the airport.  With purty purty Jojo.

I stole this picture off her Twitter!  She’s all cool and fehmes looking with her bigass glasses.

Everyone has to be hooked up with hidden mics for filming.  Usually they put it at your waist behind you but cos I was wearing a dress they had to strap it to my leg.

Like an FBI agent! wtf

Or Superman!

Baggage!

Flew MAS to Kuching (ahhhhh such a comfy flight! *bliss) , arrived and checked into 360 Hotel!

*looks at namelist

Oh the pressure is intense.

Then next day we had to go to Kenny’s fehmes Level Up fitness center!!!! *heart in throat

They even had a sign to welcome us!

OK admit it.

Gym was a lot more fun than I expected!

First of all there were no treadmills in sight. (ok there were but we didn’t go near them)

We joined an aerobics class!

At first I couldn’t get any of the steps right and felt like an asshole prancing around the room but then after a while I got the hang of it and it didn’t really matter if I was doing the steps right cos it was fun anyways!

They even made us exercise to the Doraemon theme song <33333333

With Redmummy who made the trip so much fun.

Then after exercise we get makeup done again ^______^

The crew is filming Nicole in the locker room.  Photo is blurry cos I took it fast with shaking hands.  It’s the women’s locker room (emphasis) ok sacred ground wtf.

With the big boss. (pun not intended wtf)

Wombeh’s look of lethargy!  This is what he gets for not joining in the aerobics hmph.  But awww he looks like a schoolboy with his backpack I am such a pedophile wtf.  But issokay cos the makeup artist thought I was 18 so I guess Wombeh’s one too.

(just occured to me that typing the P word up there is going to make me get all kinds of crap spam on the subject of p***philia T_T  Last time I titled one of my posts “Shemale” and I’ve never stopped getting tranny porn links since)

Then we went to the Waterfront to film.  We walked around while Jojo asked us what we thought of the Season 2 bloggers nyehehehe should have warned everyone earlier so they can all be nicer to me wtf.

The crew. Bulat is crazy!

Paul Frank monkey and his identical twin!

Ah Yau, RM and me.  I tried taking over Ah Yau’s camera for a while and my arm fairly turned black and died. Damn heavy ok Ah Yau & Tony are gods.

Then on Day 3 they made everybody wake up at an ungodly hour so we could go visit the orangutan reserve in Semenggong.

Here’s me refusing to wake up even after the bus has stopped.

(At this point, Wombeh has gone back to KL to prepare for his flight to London 🙁 )

Still grumpy.

By and by I snap out of stupor and manage to pose with the other bloggers in front of a stoned looking orangutan AHAHAHAH stoned I am so witty!!!!

Huai Bin jumped in.

(can you believe I wore sneakers the entire trip)

That’s Rose our very wise tour guide.  Nara kept calling her auntie hahahahaha.

Did you know orangutans slept in trees and that they make a new bed in a new location every night to sleep in?

HAHAHAHAHAH MUST TELL YOU THIS DAMN FUNNY

We were all looking up appreciating the orangutan’s nest masterpiece on top of the tree when Jojo looked up too far and her sunglasses slid off her head and fell to the ground.

So she picked them up and put them on again and we all resumed talking to Rose the guide and all round being interested in nature.

Then after like 10 minutes or so, suddenly Michael the director shouted CUT CUT we can’t continue like this look at Jojo’s glasses!

HER LENS FELL OUT AHAHAHAHAHHAAH BUT I DUNNO WHY NOBODY NOTICED SHE WAS WEARING THEM LIKE THIS

INCLUDING HERSELF

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH I LOVE YOU JOJO WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE HAHAHAHAHAHA

(we didn’t get to see any orangutans cos they were all self sufficient because it was fruiting season)

Oh then after that we went to visit this Bidayuh longhouse which was bloody interesting.

Forgot where it was… actually I never knew where it was cos I was asleep when the guide announced it.

Kelvin from the crew who was so sweet in getting us water all the time we were thirsty.  I called him the Water Bearer but he’s actually an angel.

Me and RM eating rambutan.

Distracted by camera AGAIN. (Lady in Bidayuh costume behind)

They greeted us with shot glasses filled with traditional Bidayuh wine.

Huai Bin lives up to his reputation and buys a whole bottle for himself.

Intruding into people’s personal social time for a picture -_-

God this was the most interesting part.

This is the inside of the headhunter’s house.  In the past, the headhunters would go out and kill as many people as they could and bring back their heads as proof of their skill. I think also to show other tribes that they were powerful and couldn’t be defeated.

Didn’t matter if the heads belonged to men, women or children.  If the victim was weaker, then they would just be easier to kill.

Fuck if I lived here back then I think I die first.

Fear on my face -_-

Close up of the skulls……

Sure sign of globalization.

I saw this outside one of the houses hahahahahahaah homemade dumbbell!

For people who can’t read malay, “Sukan untuk kuat” means sports to make you strong literally hahahahahahaah.

Met up with Kenny again for Sarawak laksa / beef noodle

Then it was time to head home to KL!  (with Water Bearer)

At the airport (David, RM, Huai Bin and me)

I took this picture cos I thought our shoes were so representative of our personalities!

Flipflops for David cos he’s all chill and laidback.  Red wedges for Redmummy who’s very glam and made up, pink Converse sneakers for me cos um I like pink wtf and unrecognizable black shoes for Huai Bin… who really needs a girl to teach him how to dress 😛

For more info, go to sixthseal.com wtf.

Home!  With (part of) the crew and RM.

I didn’t get to see as much of Kuching as i would have liked but I thought it was really interesting so hopefully I get to go again sometime soon 🙂

Thanks to Project Alpha for bringing us all on the trip and thank you everyone who made the trip so much fun:))))))))))

and thank you MAS who sponsored our flights!

whew long post done!