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Wanted: A Wife

..no not for Tim!

and not for Ooib!!

It’s for my Wafu’s beloved pet, Footie.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO CUTEEEEE

This is Footie.

He is a mix between a maltese and a lhasa apso.

He is eight years old.

And a certified bachelor.

He  really really needs a wife!

Or at least a one night stand.  If not he will die a 40 year old virgin.

How can you say no to this face?

Let me give you a bit of background to Footie (as told by Wafu)

1. He snores when he sleeps – prospective wife must be tolerant

2. A few days ago when Wafu was sleeping, Footie suddenly jumped on her bed. Wafu woke up and said “yes dear?”.  The next second he just fell flat on her bed and started snoring HAHAHAHAAHHAAH

I was like why is he like this! Wafu said he probably wasn’t awake at all and just jumped onto her bed and continued sleeping maybe because the airconditioning was too cold hahahaaha.

3. He hates cats.  Not because of some ingrained canine disposition but because his family keeps telling him cats always eat food meant for him WTF.

4. I think he’s very clingy to his family as well.  If they don’t tell him where they’re going or how long they’re going to take, he’ll avenge himself by peeing all over the house -_______-

And when they come home, he’ll run up to them to say hi before quickly running into the bathroom before anyone can scold him hahahahahaha.

5. In the pictures he looks small but in reality he’s actually about 8kg of squirmy white fluff!

But very adorable squirmy white fluff T_________T

Ok seriously we are really looking for a wife or a mate for him.

He’s already 8 years old (although as Wafu tells me, still very fit and capable WTF) and Wafu is always worrying about if someday something happens to him.  I think she would feel better if there were little Footie Jrs. for her to care for.

And also she said I could have one Footie Jr. of my own if I can help her find a wife!!!

So if anyone has a girl dog or anyone knows anyone with a girl dog who might think Footie is handsome  who is interested to breed, please leave a comment!

Thank you minna maji 39!!!

Comments (23)

  • NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    SO CUTE!

    Sorry I cant help in the cause though, but I am sure the new wife and Footsie will make great babies! 😀

  • haha~~ am i the first one to read this? 🙂

  • i remember xiaxue used to have a little pumpkin..also superrr cute~~ unfortunately she’s in singapore now, otherwise can consider~~ 🙂

  • I wonder if cheddie can be a wife? hihi

  • OMG, I have a 8 year old female shih tzu who is also a virgin! We want to let her mate and have little Cocos too (that’s her name) but my mom is objecting because she fear her baby will be hurt and weak when she gives birth sighhh. Unless we can arrange a secret meeting… *rub palms together gleefully* I’ll b the pimp! xD

  • hahaha damn cuuuuteeee

  • footie is damn cute! he will get a wife pretty soon, don’t worry :)))

  • Well, it’s not too bad to be bachelor at the age of 8…. My Honeyboney is 11 years old VIRGIN Bachelor doggy… 🙁 intend to find him a wifey now… but it’s too late… he… ummmphh… ermm… how do I make this statement?!?! I shall just say that he will remain as a bachelor forever still… =.=”

  • WHAT THE HELL THATS A DMAMN WEIRD COMBINATION @_@ a miniature+a giant breed.!? how the hell did that happen wei @@

    but friggin cute wei!! T___T

  • AWW WHY SO CUTE T_____T

  • Thats a damn cute dog!!!

    u want to my pomeranian to be his wife? o wait, my pom’s a dude, so unless he is gay…

  • I know it sound really exciting for you and wafu to have little puppies of footie, but I assume you will take only 1 pup, wafu take 1, and the bitch’s owner take 1, so what if that liter had 6 puppies? what are you going to do with the other 3?

    Footie is not a pure breed, so what dog you wanna cross with? and what if the little came out all not pure white and it mixed with grey/brown/gold which end up look very dirty colour, will u still want it?

    I will really advice wafu to adopt if she really wans another pup, because there are enough strays already, we don’t need another extra liter of strays who end up got bitten/abused/put to sleep.

    No offence, I’m saying this not because footie is not a pure breed, is because people tend to prefer pure breed or rather cute pup, but the chances for a mixed breed to have a pure white/same cutness as father mother is just 50/50..

    do visit http://malaysiandogsdeservebetter.blogspot.com to read about the many poor dogs..

  • Cheddie’s a perfect match for him! 😀

  • omfgosh so freaking cute! i’ve never seen anything as cute as him!!
    can i culik him? haha jk XP

  • Hahah so cute I like his ears! Hmm I have a one year old female toy poodle o_o And trying to find a mate for her too 😀

  • How about Ringo maltese? Cheddie~~

  • lisa: ya he’s adorable! haha thanks hope we can find one..

    shuang: ur 2nd! haha no la i think pumpkin is too small for footie..

    aierra: haha maybe i should talk to ringo!

    sammy: really?? hahaha let me know if your mom lets u do it seriously!

    abby: yaaaa hahaha

    wendee: wafu will be very happy to hear that!

    vyroxy: hahaha wah 11 already even more mature!

    claudia: ya right T_____T

    samuel: hahaha pomeranians are damn cute too!

    doggie: thanks for your advice! i know u have good intentions but tbh u came off quite aggressive and condescending 🙁 i dont care about breeding and dont worry we have thought about all the things you mentioned and we will talk it through with the other owner if we do find another dog. again thanks for caring and i hope you learn more tact in the future 🙂

    rebecca: but cheddie so small!

    melmonica: hahaha wafu would cry

    m: really?? would u be interested in footie? wtf

    kelz: haha didnt ask her!

  • Dear Doggie,

    Can c dat u r a dog lover or at least a person who appreciate life.. Same goes to me n ffn.. I love dogs n dat is how I adopted Footie..we r very close to one n another or I shall say I rely on him a lot in terms of sharing n caring.. I’m very afraid dat one day he would have leave me.. Is not about getting another dog to replace him.. Nobody or no other dog can do so..is like how a mother wish the son would have a wife n his own kids.. If u could und u will not b writing dis kinda comment here.. Hopefully one day u meet someone who u really appreciate n love wit ur heart.. Probably by then u’ll und.. Again.. Thanks for ur comment.. N plz continue support ffN!! Haha.. 🙂
    Frm Wafu, Footie’s SISTER..

  • again to Doggie..
    I forget to let u knw
    .. Dun worry.. I’ll take all Jr footie.. 🙂 dey will all live together happily ever after..I swear n I promise i’ll do so!!

    N to M, if u culik footie i’ll seriously cry out 1 lit re of tears.. Hehe..

    N to every1 dat find footie q n will lik to date him.. Feel free to let ffn knw.. We can hav dog party.. Oops.. Sorry Wafu giv u more work!:)

  • AWWWW SO CUTE! XD

  • aww.. my phoebe yorkshire aged 10 can? but she’s too old for a husband now. hahaha.

  • Hahah okay 😀 i dont mind. because if i cant find her a boyfriend/husband, i’m gonna spay her T_T

  • so CUTE .. good luck with finding him a wife.
    my schnauzer just gave birth 2 week ago

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