You know what they say about Murphy’s Law — what can go wrong will go wrong.
Like the line you pick at the cashier will always be manned by a noob who needs to check with his supervisor every step of the way? Or the guy in front of you just needs to order takeaway for his entire office? And the cashier still happens to be a noob? wtf
Or every sock or hair clip you lose just happens to be from a complete pair?
And every official photo you take will confirm turn out like shit?
Ok fine I don’t know if that’s part of Murphy’s Law but it’s true lor. In her last passport photo Angela managed to look like a fat angry Red Indian HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(don’t mean no harm against Native Americans ok wtf)
In preparation for my US visa — which interview I am still waiting for *agony — I went out and took this photo.
Not so bad right? Just look a bit tired.
Then I went home and read the requirement: “a neutral, non-smiling expression.”
GODDAMMIT.
So I went back the next day to take another photo.
One eye bigger than the other check.
Crooked mouth check.
But at least I am not smiling.
Anyway when I was compiling all my documents for my application, I came across all my old passports.
Wombeh was beside me so I said “let me show you my old passport pictures!!” thinking it would be a very touching moment for him to see the person and child I was before he met me.
I flipped a random passport book open and we saw this picture.
I quickly closed it and tossed it aside.
I picked another passport and opened it.
GODDAMMIT!!!!
Clearly I have forgotten how I used to look. -______________-
The only people who can look good in passport photos are little kids.
I think I was six or seven when this photo was taken.
The only way to improve this picture wtf.
I don’t understand how I can bear such an amazing resemblance to a toad !!!
P/S: My interview for my US visa is on 22 Apr so can everybody please cross their fingers that I actually pass it if not no seeing Ooib graduate, no seeing Angela, no Broadway with Wombeh and I will have lost about RM5k T_______T
Comments (30)
lol!!
funny y ur old passport pictures have that tall ppl vibe. serious!
*pray*pray* for audrey’s visa~~
Awww i only have 3 passports so far 😛 You look cute all the wayy ;D
i had to take neutral expressioned passport sized photos for some of my applications in Aus as well, so annoying!!! cos i looked fugly in them.
one eye big, one eye small cannot be helped T________T /pat audrey, i feel u wtf
hope ur interview goes well!
I hope it all goes well with your Visa! 😀
hahahah almost like a little boi!
O_O
I’ll be crossing my fingers for your visa interview!!
ahaha don worry bout the interview. it’ll be okay I had it before. and you look cute as a kid X)
haha funny! u look ok thou.
good luck with the interview. cheers =)
LOLOLOL damn funny lah you!
good luck for your interview!!
wow.. u actually look younger now and reallly sweet n pweety!!
teach me ur secret!! hehe =)
ALL D BEST for the interview!!
Toad or not you are now cute!
I saw you today with your wombeh. You are so small and so brave to challenge Shaolin tiger to fight in the ring. Had so much fun watching. Hahaha.
tony wan: hahaha
kim: so now my photos no tall vibe isit!
bulat: thanks bulat T_T
pu3: haha i just renewed my 4th one recently!
jean’: thanks jean! ya you somehow look worse if you’re trying not to smile!
lisa: thanks i hope so too!
ky: which picture hahahaha
elynn: T3T
violet: thanks violet <3
farm: i hope so!
cync: really? did u look at the picture properly? wtf. haha thanks!
fresh: thanks fweshhhh
goingkookies: ya it's the makeup only!
dheepan: i went to your blog AND YOU BLOG DAMN FAST LOR!!
gayao gayao! 🙂
hi cutie what is your hair colour and how much did it cost you to dye
I have to use a cliche quote here:
WHY SO SERIOUS????
😉
ya, pictures now really dont have. i think coz your old pictures (except the very small one) look like basketball player from chinese school…got the hair summore.
love i hope you get it i will cross my fingers, toes and… other body parts WTF.
<3 <3 <3
want to see you soon!
hello 4feet9!
glad to see u at Gatsby event!
this foto with me yesterday http://shahrulhairy.blogspot.com/2010/04/nuffnanggatsby-happening-part-2-by.html
tq 4feet9!.. 😀
my passport picture make me look retarded..
resemblance to a toad?? hahahahha.. you made me laughed so hard la.
i still think u’re cute though.
U are so cute as a kid!
Good luck!
Hopefully you won’t be interviewed by the Asian guy (2nd counter)…he’s quite strict.
it’s my birthday! all the best!
btw the interview is pretty easy 🙂
Good luck!
BTW, the interview would be easy-peasy if you are going for a tourist visa only. Just need to show proof of your return to Malaysia, i.e Employment etc..
You look like my accounting teacher LOL. MEH I also prepared a really nice photo for my last photo change, but they said it couldn’t be used because my neck had a shadow WTF. I’VE NEVER EVER EVER EVER! looked good in an official photo. I think nobody does, except Janice Dickinson, because she totally didn’t adhere to regulations lol.
I smiled for my US visa photo and it was fine. =)
u look so cute since yougn weyy!! XD