In a neighborhood coffeeshop / restaurant / tai chow place, the auntie said to my mother (pointing at Wombeh): “is that your son ah why looks so different?”
My mother said “ahaha! no that’s my daughter’s boyfriend.”
Restaurant auntie: “wahhhhh your daughter so big already ah! Can bring boyfriend out to dinner now, last time was bring a book” WTF
Of course la when last time I used to look like this WTF.
Hahahahaha I found this super old photo from Leroy back when we were all on winter break and damn bored in Toronto.
You know how robbers wear stockings over their heads because it distorts their features? We decided to see if it really works.
Yes it really works wtf.
I don’t remember what that net was anymore but it looks like the kinda thing grocers use to put onions in wtf.
Ok enough of putting hideous photos of myself!
What if newcomers come to my blog and think I look like this on a daily basis!
Normal photo with Eileen & Yvonne 🙂
Anyway it’s probably quite obvious that I basically have no time lately to do anything besides go to work and come back and sleep T3T
I feel like a Sim whose energy bar is dangerously red and even though I get like 7-8 hours of sleep a day I still feel exhausted. But it’s just work and soon it’ll pass…
I don’t even have time to reply email Lipman who was the love of my life! wtf.
Lipman was my teacher advisor at college (for those who have only been reading me recently *narrows eyes wtf) and he looks like a big jolly Jewish Santa Claus wtf. He’s the smartest person I know and I adored him (on a purely teacher student basis of course ahem)
Anyway after I graduated I didn’t think he would remember me cos dozens of students idolize him every year WTF. But recently Yen Ping told me that she talked to Lipman the other day and he told her that there was a Malaysian student who did a thesis with him. He apparently spoke very highly of her and said that she was a very different and remarkable student T________________T
How I know it’s me? He said my name la then. wtf.
You don’t live until your favorite teacher calls you remarkable T______________T
Take that Wombeh! Wombeh always competes with me over whose school is better just because Gandhi or Koizumi or Coldplay or whoever studied at his school but whatevs! My school had Emily Dickinson and LIPMAN SAID I’M REMARKABLE.
Actually it’s probably because I wore pink everyday (yes that was a chronic phase), carried a schoolbag that jingled, wrote with fluffy pens, told him I dreamed in different languages depending on where I was in my life (WTF why I go tell people things like that), forgot his teaching evaluations and caused the whole class a 15 minute delay, but wrote a decent enough honors thesis and cried in his office while talking about Malaysian politics fuck this shit wtf.
Okay hope he doesn’t ever google his name and finds this. Remarkable will turn into creepy in a jiffy.
Comments (23)
Hahaha! You are so adorable! 😀
HAHHAHHA THIS ENTRY IS SO CUTE.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA OH YEA I ALSO REMEMBERED YOU CRIED IN HIS OFFICE HAHAHAHAHAHA DAMN LAME
I like the funny side of you. Enjoyed your blog. Btw, I am a newcomer and I didn’t think you look the way you looked with the netting on :p. Will definitely visit again
HAHAHAHAHAH I love this entry! Lipman reminds me of Lipton
WHY LA you always shock us with photos lidat!!! damn scary okay, every time open your blog have to slowly scroll down hahahaha! awwww Lipman is so nice!!! ^^ Weii, faster post photos of your new hair! =D so far we only see one!
hahahah ur head only the size of onion meh?! X:X
You look good in your new hairstyle !The darker brown complements ur skintone n u look more polished in my opinion =P
Do you go for frequent hair treatment etc? How come you alwayz dye ur hair and still doesn’t look damaged oneee?? *envious
Who’s Lipman? !hi
Kidding, kidding.
Yeah, know what you mean about the Sims energy bar thing. T_T
hi aud,
nice meeting you. here is our pic taken during last saturday’s event.
http://syahirasyahira.blogspot.com/2010/04/largest-bloggers-gathering-with-gatsby_20.html
text me when you visit me some day.
cheers,
syahira.
I’d always say that Emily Dickinson beats Coldplay any day. So go MoHo. 😛
== zomg u gave me a shock LOL.
lisa: aww thanks
audrey: aww shucks
angela: yea shut up la hahahaha it was an issue close to my heart ok wtf
charles: yay come again!
strawberry: lipton WTF
yumii: that bad meh!
ky: a FEW onions!
lavenderhues: ya i do! i do treatment every time i dye my hair 😀
huai bin: *beats hb
syahira: nice to meet u!
mae: yay emily!
farm: very bad meh!
My current university is about 10 years old and has………THAT burger selling guy as an alumni hmph! x)
your blog got virus ): my avast tells me that there is a trojan horse! “JS:Downloader-LP [Trj]” is the description.
lol! i found you from suet’s blog. simply love her. and i think i’ll get to love your blog too. whee~ hope to be as successful as you gurls. in blogging. (all these may sound weird coming from a guy)
hl: HAHAHHAHAHA BURGER SELLING GUY HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Audrey.. i wan to go out with you can or not? lolz
1st time here… u soo cute.
like ur style.. ur blog.
see ya..
YOU ARE SO CUTE IN THE PROJECT ALPHA WEEDEO!!! hahahahahaha!! I can’t stop laughing.. It’s the episod in level UP HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
dear cutie, audrey,
all da best to u for ya interview today~! 🙂 happy go lucky~ yeah~~!!
did Lipman finished his sentence? or did he said something like.. she was remarkably…s-XX-rt!!!!
XX = (ma) not (ho):)
hahahahaahaha omg love you are too cute WTF hahahaha why are you like that!! sigh i need to find a professor who would call me remarkable too!!