Angela and I were going through possible interview questions from a book because she’s going for an interview tomorrow and I had already exhausted my (limited) knowledge of what interviewers ask.
But some of the questions damn lame ok!
One possible question was: Tell me a story.
WTF if anyone is so suay to get that question they’re fucked! Tell what story! Sleeping Beauty ah wtf.
Under this list of “Unusual Questions”: If you could be a fruit, what would you be?
DAMN LAME LA OK!!
I tried to be helpful and said: “I think you should say you’re a strawberry.”
Angie: “Because a strawberry is cute is it?”
Me: “Ya… let me think what I would be ah. I don’t think I’m a strawberry ..I think I’m a grape—
(cos it’s a small fruit but it’s still quite a nice color)
Angie: No I think you’re a potato.
WTF!!!
Small, round and dusty WTF.
Because my hair color apparently resembles a potato fml T____________T
edit: eh everyone you think so easy ah! what fruit or vegetable do you think you would be then?
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I iz banana… cuz I skinny!
*looks around….
what ? what? I’m only size 30 ok!
*defensive…
durian!
coz im hardly friendly,always hurt people with my words but inside im sweet and soft~mushy mushy and warm too.
lol!! this is a tough question for me!
APPLE! Because I’m suppose to be a teacher. :3 Doesn’t it just give you ‘I’m smart’ feeling? 😀
And. I like the poison-apple concept.
*fail interview* D:
my friend once told me i look like chinese cabbage =____=
my friends and I calling each other potato..
sometimes ubi.. wtf
oh..
“WTF if anyone is so suay to get that question they’re fucked! Tell what story! Sleeping Beauty ah wtf.”
and THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY… T_____________T
i cant stop laughing..
hahahhahha, a little sweet potato!
i am kiwi cos i am hairy >_<
hahahahaha i looked at you the first thing that came up was “potato”
I WISH I CAN LOOK AT YOU AGAIN *CRIES OCEANS*
I was asked what car would I be. There are logical answers to all these questions. 😉
I’ll be a pomelo – fat, round, bittersweet – basically an acquired taste. 😉
Eh…i think i’m a pear-shaped potato.
Well, if u asked. IM a Durian!! hehe.. Look dangerous from the outside, but im nice and sweet in the inside 🙂 my words are sharps and tend to hurt people. so, handle me with care! Lalala.. eyp, glad if you could comment on my pages which i did on 1 umph 1 smile 1 malaysia. Im a total newbie. Last time all i did was facebooking. Now… BLOGING! 🙂
peace to the world!
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Coconut because my name is Coco! Or a banana because I can’t read/write in Mandarin.
i’m a durian, i’m look pricky and not that inviting, but actually, i’m all sweet and nutritional inside!! muahaha! besides, i’m king of all fruits! fails interview…
HAHAHAHA omaigad. why you go put stupid images in my head again. now i got an itch to photoshop your potatohead & hb’s pomelohead wtf.
i think i’m an apple. could be sweet or sour depending what season you catch me at T___T
sobs I am a potato for sure. Mom always say, “Eat la eat so much potatoes one day you will look like potato oso!”
canto: Sing goh fan shu gam yeung!
I love potatoes, man. and I look like one oso! T___T mentality oso abit fan shu.
hey,am dropping off another comment here.I just wanna make sure u read this.i wanna enquire on which loan you obtained to study in the USA.thanks so much and so sorry for the hassle.
LOL Audrey, you somehow struck me as a blueberry – cute, sweet and mandatory to be savoured bit by bit instead of handful. Or maybe the colour purple is also reminiscent of bruises. Jz jk, jz jk. XP
hi karlisyle, my loan was part of a financial aid package from my school. i dunno if australia has such packages? sorry i can’t help much.. if you have any other questions you can email me at fourfeetnine [at] gmail.com 🙂