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Stayed up last night watching the World Cup final (yea I know, me! shocker right wtf) so I’m about half past dead now.

But just wanted to do a quick post cos of something that happened yesterday!

Angela and I challenged Wombeh and Ah Quah (aka Boss Stewie and Boss Lepton) to a Who are the Better Best Friends / Who Knows Each Other Better competition WTF (more on this later) on the way to dinner last night.

(Ah Quah’s real name is Wilson but Wombeh calls him Ah Quah because of his last name so I call him that too)

Angela and I are very competitive when it comes to our friendship wtf. Once we joined a Best Roommate contest and got second place! And only because the girls who won first cheated and exchanged answers in Korean and the judges didn’t notice *narrows eyes

We were walking along Petaling Street when we both suddenly thought of a very good question to quiz the guys.

Ah Quah and Wombeh were walking in front of us so I yelled “Eh Ah Quah!”

Sombody yelled “APA AH KUA??” (“what Ah Kua??”) so I whipped around and saw a big ghastly woman in a tudung staring furiously at me WTF.

(For the non-Malaysians, Ah Kuah is slang for transvestite)

Hahahahahahaha I thought it was damn funny T___________T And I tried to say “No, his name is Ah Quah” but I burst out laughing when she scolded me fml.

I don’t think she was actually a man lor I think she was just a big hulking size and I don’t know why she took offense to that also especially when I was calling someone else his name and I wasn’t even looking at her!

Ok i hope I don’t trouble anyone’s sensitivities here wtf.

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Besides that I have found a new talent within me: making my mouth into a square wtf.

I am so good at it! Suet and Angie say it’s because I have a big mouth fml.

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Getting them in on it. Suet cheat wan she still looks quite cute!  Angela’s nearly got it but she doesn’t have the crazed look in her eyes that is essential in achieving this look wtf.

Comments (18)

  • square mouth is domokun also! 😀

  • square mouth ngam to eat ice cream potong!

  • hahaha!I wanna call Boss Ming ah Kuah too! ;p

  • those crazy eyes. wow how did you do it?

  • ohmylife! reminds me of stitch!

    xoxo

  • jillian: oh ya domokun ! <3

    ky: HAHA or square watermelon!

    tianchad: no ah quah is boss lepton! that's not boss ming

    kimberlycun: it's an innate talent hahaha

    jay: haha stitch?!?

  • u and angela really looks like twin

  • Are u domokun? 🙂

  • *is petrified at crazed squareaud*

  • hahaha this post is so aud!! XD

  • stephenie: haha awww we do?

    wilson: hahaha no but i love domokun <3

  • fresh: HAHAHAH I AM SUCH A GOOD ACTOR

    cindy: hahaha thanks cin <3

  • Hmm. Reminds me of well dressed and well groomed zombies! ERRRRRRRR

  • HAHAHAHA “OI AH QUAH!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    /giggling uncontrollably

    you always kena all these epic moments wan.

    and i want to hear about the best friends contest!

  • Audrey, as usual..you are always that funny! lol

  • WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DO YOU NOT SEE THOSE CRAZY EYES WTF

  • AHAHHAHAHAHA YEA SUET’S EYES DAMN CRAZY ALSO ACTUALLY HAHAHAHAHA ONCE AGAIN U ONLY LOOK AT USELF IN PIX

  • omg mirror image!

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