Would you rather be a public toilet cleaner or a toll booth cashier? wtf
We were on the road one day and I told Desmond I think the worst job in the world is to be a toll booth cashier.
Cos you have to stay inside the booth the whole day with only a tiny window out to the world. And you’re enclosed in this tiny space and you can’t do anything except open your window and pass tickets out to the world wtf.
Tiny spaces plus perpetual boredom *horror
But Desmond said he’d rather be a toll booth cashier than a toilet cleaner WTF. Cos literally you’d have to face shit everyday wtf.
But I don’t know I think you get immune to shit after a while wtf. And at least you’d be doing something productive.
Ok most pointless post I’ve ever written.
But which would you rather be?
Comments (39)
probably toilet cleaner. hey doesn’t mean all toilets have shit right? 🙂 Plus toilet cleaner can go toilet anytime they want, toll booth cashier.. I duno when.
public toilet cleaner!:D I at least working in somewhere with spaces and somewhere useful! toll booth cashier is the worst job! technology should be working instead of us, humans! really wasting time and talent being a toll booth cashier! 🙁
Toll booth collecter/giver would be the worst job ever.
No mental stimulation; while a toilet cleaner would have to clean creatively placed shit.
Small room; while the toilet cleaner gets the whole toilet!
Get butt sores; toilet cleaners get to lepak alot.
Lose $$ = die; toilet cleaners got no $$ to lose.
Forgot to add that if you’re a miang toilet cleaner you’ll get to peep at other people peeing wtf.
Oh wait even better if people like ah-robb then can watch the asses of men peeing wtf.
Nah, I think that a toll collector would be less icky than a toilet cleaner. Less smell, not as disgusting and (at least in the West) toll collector is usually gahmen job. That means you are overpaid (union) and underworked. Plus you get to check out all the cars that go by.
Toilet cleaner usually not paid shit, but has to deal with a lot of it.
of course I would rather be a toll booth collector. toilets are so not sanitary..you could get diseases if you accidently touch/get too close to a sick person’s you know what and it will make me throw up all day long (this is if people are messy and miss…especially in the toilets where you have to squat) yucckkkk
of course the cashier la ! At least u get to chat one or two words with the drivers and can take breaks and change shifts wan ma !
toliet cleaner really cannot la ! Due to my recent close encounter with shit wtf I really really cannot la *think also wanna puke wtf*. Plus toliet cleaner this position sounds so bad ok would u rather ur bf be toliet cleaner or booth cashier ?
Rather be a toilet cleaner.
But I think there is a an equally boring job to toll booth cashier. Lift operators! I recently took a lift that was in a construction area so they needed someone to man the lift and all he literally does is sit there and press the buttons!
my vote goes to toll booth cashier
cos i’ve seen shit on the floor instead of the toilet bowl, no, not the hard type. its like those ‘lau sai’ type. probably that fella cannot tahan any longer. and also pukes everywhere… blergh…
i’ll rather be a toll booth cashier. sometimes i wish i can have a menial job that requires no thinking at all. haha. no thinking = no possibility of making mistakes = no stress!
If really want me to choose, I’d rather choose to be a public toilet cleaner, more freedom wtf.
Gosh, definitely the toll cashier!
I’ve read an article once about how too strong a smell can kill (literally)! too much methane or something. Someone correct me if I’m wrong. At least a toll cashier get some fresher air than the toilet cleaner. Better for health. wtf.
I think i will die smelling the shit or inhaling the dust, still i think toilet cleaner will be a better job, i can always lock the door and put the sign outside “In the process of cleaning” or ” Toilet Rosak” .. haha i will spray air santinizer to max!!
Toll cashier!! I cannot stand cleaning up people disgusting stuff. By the way, we don’t need a mentally stimulating job to think! We can think about anything ourselves.
*daydreams*
toilet cleaner! toll cashier is such a mindless job. and i agree, you might be immune to gross sights and smells after a while
omg i had the exact conversation with my friend about toll collectors being the most boring job on earth!
and i also said i’d rather clean toilets than sit around doing nothing but stretching out your hand whole day lol.
so a toilet cleaner i shall be! =D
TOLL BOOTH CASHIER LA!
firstly, they have aircon!! toilet cleaner don have!
secondly, bring a laptop/smartphone to work. CAN PLAY ALL DAY LONG. or do more mind-stimulating things. clean shit all day long later your brain also become shit WTF.
finally – HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SOME MALAYSIANS POOP? LANGSUNG TAK ADA AIM. no thank you, the toll booth it is for me!
Toll booth cashier! It was actually one of my erm..”ambitions” (maybe?) influenced by a Malay Raya drama by Amy Mastura ;D
Well, if the whole world has only 1 vacancy left… i would rather die of hunger also i won’t wanna be a toilet cleaner! Imagine all the lao sai, or people’s puke on the floor, or men simply shoot anywhere on the wall, sorry i can’t take it!!
I will enjoy being a toll cashier, coz there is aircon and i can suft on the net with my BB or netbook lerr… Can read all your blogs, play fb, anything…. as long as not a cleaner! haha..
Toll Booth cashier!
I can’t stand human shit..rather handle animal shit than human shit..
i vote for public toilet cleaner. Well, toilet is clean all the time and nothing much to clean if you keep it clean all the time. Just need to refill toilet paper (if any), just clean seats and mop floor. PLUS, can collect $$$ for every entry. lol..
As for toll booth cashier, you sit in the small crampy box for HOURS, doing nth but to collect $$ & pass receipts & changes. Risk is having ppl molest ur hand. GELI!
tool booth la if u have blackberry. 😀
I would rather be a toll booth cashier.Sit there and take money and then give our receipt, probably get to get a peek if the owner of the car is lengchai!
Being a toiler cleaner is very the pathetic weh, only certain period of time (lunch time mostly) that they can be in contact with human beings, the rest of the time, they cannot differentiate pee and poop already wtf hahaha
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toll booth cashier coz I DID wash shit for 3 months. well, those were dogs shit lah. but still can die loh!!!
idk but i think being a toll booth cashier would be nice. coz u meet different ppl everyday. and you have a chance to make them smile when you greet them happily (well, none of the cashiers greet me happily before, but i greet them happily got lah!). and you don’t have to use your brain in the booth at all! ahahah you just need to know basic maths. err, ya, got cashing machine hor. wah really no need use brain one!!!
wash shit really sien lah, although you see different kind of shit everyday oso lah. wtf
lol. i am clueless about this…
either a world of boredom or countless disgusting situation…
tollbooth = if you can surf internet, blog and watch movie, read novels and all of that. gotta make that tiny booth as comfy as possible..
toilet cleaner = if you have none of the above, go clean toilet then. can peek when someone’s doing business. LOL!
Ha ha ha..I was a part time cleaner before when I was a student. But toilet mat salleh clean laaaa… NO funny funny shit like the one in M’sia.
If talking about being in M’sia, prefer toll booth cashier la.
toll booth cashier! my dad always commented on how that is the easiest job ever 😛
I don’t believe that there are sp many people out there who would rather discus about cleaning shit and collecting toll
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toll booth cashier might be mundane but they have aircond in their booths!! as opposed to smelling shit all day long and cleaning ppl’s urine.. eeewww… and not even considering other gross sight
The world will always need toilet cleaners, so they have job security. Tool booth cashiers can be replaced with technology.
Definitely toll booth cashier than toilet cleaner… 😉
If the toll booth cashier can use laptop with internet inside I don’t mind!!!
Of course toll booth cashier, cause it’s hard to find clean public toilets in Msia!
Toll booth yep its more than just shit you face as a public toilet cleaner!!
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not to say what lah, im doing my internships at hotel. did washing all the toilets, it’s really sucks when u can see random colour of shits and pee and stupid underwears with shit at toilet. disgusting to the max.
so i vote for toll cashier, i mean like.. at least you still can play your songs and sit there then smelling all shits. :/
I think I prefer toll booth cashier! I can’t even stand my school’s toilet.