Not especially grumpy but encountered too many irritants today T_T
1. Didn’t sleep well because my snot flooded my entire nasal cavity and I felt like I was drowning the whole night T_T
2. Early morning while getting ready to go to work, I received a call from an unknown number. I picked up the phone and said “hello”
Caller: “HELLO IS THIS AUDREY OOI” (in that tone)
Me: “…ya who is this?”
Caller: “I WANNA ASK YOU, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO WORK OR ARE YOU ALREADY AT YOUR OFFICE?”
Me (no idea who I’m talking to): “Sorry who is this?”
Caller: “YOU TELL ME FIRST, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO WORK OR ARE YOU ALREADY AT WORK?”
Me (getting agitated): “No! Who is this!?”
Caller: “(sigh) This is …………….. laaaaa”
Turned out it was someone I knew from high school -_- And the reason she was calling me was to ask if my company did sponsorships for publications….? But I have no idea why she called and yelled at me so early in the morning and refused to tell me her name at first T_________T
3. I’m still getting comments on my Fireflyz post written two years ago. In response to it, this self important idiot commented today:
Fucking annoying la!
What is a moroon? The love child of a moron and a macaroon? wtf.
Omg please get the sand out of your vagina la I already said the matter has been settled between us and Firefly, if you bothered to dig the eye shit out of your eyes to read.
And yes I said “flight from Redang” in my post because I meant it generally, like you know how someone might say “flight from KL” when KLIA is not actually in KL???????
But any idiot would know that Firefly flies to Kuala Terengganu where you can then take a boat over to Redang WHICH IS WHAT I SAID IN MY POST AGAIN IF YOU BOTHERED TO BE A BIT MORE ALERT.
Anyway thanks (for not being a liar, like me) for putting your real name and email there, now so we all know your name is Affnan and while I shall not reveal your email address or full name, I also now know where you work, your hobbies and your blog. God.
One day I will start a club called the Beat Stupid People Club wtf. People will get paid for beating up stupid people who deserve it.
1 black eye = RM50
1 slap in the head = RM10
1 elbow in the stomach = RM40 (cos you have to do it surreptitiously wtf)
But then stupidity is subjective so I might get beaten up too wtf.
*GROUCHY (and coughing badly)
But then Yuenny sent me this undecipherable pink thing that made me laugh! So all is good ^_^
Also, I got to use the phrase “sand in vagina” which I have been dying to use forever so that also helped ^^
And and I got news that Wombeh has bought me cute things from Tokyo and Cheesie and Xiaxue have helped me buy pretty boots so ok I end my day happy ^^
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I found this super adorable today, maybe it will cheer you up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhrZyFAbUCw&feature=player_embedded
HAHAHA
hhahahahaha i was thinking why u know sand in vagina such phrase wan ! damn cool hahaha teach me how to use on MSN!!!!
If noone was stupid then we wouldn’t feel clever! or BE clever. hah x
LOL!!! u are just as funny as usual…. *click invisible Like button*
wtf i reeeeeally hate people who call you and won’t reveal their names first!!!!!!! the worst case is that, they call you and ask “Who are you?” seriously WTFFF!!!
and random friends from high school are the worst! they only find you when they need your help. =____=;; biasalah tu.
dun be angry aud!! not worth to waste your breath for stupid people! ^^ show us what they bought for you in Tokyo!!! 8D
Is Affnan a guy’s name? How to have vagina? xD
Ohhh stuff from Japan is more than enough to put a smile on anyone’s face! 😀
o.O
pls dun tell me that highschool fren of yours name is J and surname T and ends with Nee ah… =.=
cos i recv call from her asking if i am renting hse or staying with family…
=.=”””
“What is a moroon? The love child of a moron and a macaroon? wtf.”
LOLOL. This phrase totally made my day!! Thank you!
Do share what they bought for you from Tokyo when they come back! Hope you’re feeling better already.
Love your blog!
Damn funny Audrey you lol!
Can I join the Beat People Stupid Club!! xD
Lol. And so it was a happy ending after all. 😀
Nooooooo it was supposed to be a Joint Venture. JV Aud! JV! 🙁
Why you go about it on your own?
Despite our differences in business models, can work something out one!
Jester: Yes, can join, as a partner or as one of our network of freelancers?
*helping Aud to reply
Actually Aud neglected to mention that the Beat Stupid People Club is now called Solutions Incorporated.
It doesn’t need to be stupid people. It can be anyone. Name a person and a fee and our network of FL will do it for you.
However, Aud does not agree. 🙁
Someone near Auds please give her a hug and a bottle of vodka.
Lau sai noob la this type of people. Bodo sii no eyes cannot read. -_-