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My skirt and I

Just to let you know, the tidal wave of stupidity hasn’t abated yet because I am encountering stupid people by the throngs!

And one of them is myself because just yesterday my skirt got caught in my undies TWICE OH GOD JUST LET ME DIE.  And three (3!) different people had to call out to tell me that my skirt was tucked in my undies T__________T

And then  later in the evening I was waiting for some friends (whom I haven’t seen for years) with Fat Her and Fat Her pointed to a couple who just walked in – I dunno why since he’s never in his life seen my friends before!!!

And I dunno why I waved those strangers over to my table while they glared at me in suspicion haih.

Anyway I’m glad I still have friends in spite of all this wtf.

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Tze got back from Beijing and promptly returned to England a week later.  Our last meetup at Delicious before she left T_T

Speaking of Delicious, I’ve been there three times this week and I always order the same thing so I feel kind of sick now *regurgitates spicy seafood spaghettini and frosty lychee tea

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Wombeh had meetings in Singapore last weekend so I thick skinnedly tagged along and went shopping with Wendy who introduced me to the joys of gel nails why have I not tried gel nails before!!!

Oh ya because they’re expensive wtf.

Then I grew out my hair! WTF.

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And then cut it again wtf so I can do more koraburo with Cheesie.  Notice how Cheesie’s eyes and hat are the exact same color!

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And she can pull off red lips!

I still cannot figure out what is it that you must have to be able to pull off red lips!  Whenever I do red lips I look like someone punched me in the mouth.  And whenever I do smoky eyes I look like I lost a boxing match fml.  Just not meant to have dramatic makeup.

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Every time I take pictures with friends — you know, camwhore shots like these where the whole photo is taken up by us —  Fat Her says he can’t tell the difference between me and Cheesie/Angela/insert friend name WTF honestly you would think I’m not really the fruit of his loins wtf.

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This isn’t really duck face…

I can tell why Cheesie likes this photo again.

ソフトクリームです!

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Thank you come again wtf.

Comments (21)

  • I Like the last pic very muchi!

  • You’re not stupid…just careless perhaps? haha

    btw, you look very nice in long black hair too! ^^

    p/s: you never fail to make me smile with your own way of describing things that happened in your daily life. ;D

  • ei did u do extensions ??

    HAHAHAH how can uncle not tell !! My mom cannot look at a picture if it’s u know .. like taken from the top or very side or upside down. she’ll have to turn the pic in order to look at it. u know what i mean ? wtf

  • WTF i almost tertipu by your long hair! isit wig or wht why damn natural and nice one?!

  • Undies caught on your skirt? 🙁 that’s awful..btw, I like the ice cream shot! 🙂

  • why u put up disfigured picture of me

  • u look good with long hair! ^^

  • haha. funny (simply waived to strangers) …
    Perhaps it’s confidence, for a lady to wear red lipstick. (And the whatever-attitude?) It’s REALLY rare to see one with red lipstick. Lip gloss is just lame and boring. I meant no offence. I think it’s nonsense, especially those clear/nude gloss … imagine a baby with saliva all over the mouth and down the chin!
    Well, do whatever as long as one is happy.

  • The last picture is OMG-soooo-cute! <3

  • welcome, i will come again ^^

  • i like u with longish hair.. the one after the pic of u n wendy.

    u looks pretty n sweet n sensual =p

  • wow!u r so nicee with long hair~
    y u cut ur hair?
    =)
    izzit fake hair?
    =D

  • OMG! So brave of you to say it out loud, I had this habit of not zipping up my pants/skirts. Just two weeks ago, I flashed my panties all the way to the bus stop…haha

  • Show us the gel nails!! Wondering how gel nails done in SG look like

  • thank u pls come again hahhahahaha wtf so cute la you! your last picture reminds me of that japanese wealth cat wtf. the one with the hand raised and keep rocking that one!!!!

  • Hey Audrey..I have been a silent reader of yours and find you very cute, funny and pretty =). BTW, the part about Fat Her and the strangers cracked me up! I literally laughed out loud! hahaha..=D Keep up the wonderful blog ya

  • how much would it cost to have gel nail done in singapore??

  • wedgie? lol that’s pretty tragic.

  • I likey the ice-cream PIC! 😀

  • I want big eyes like both of you, can? 😀

  • the long hair picture reminded me of Fukada Kyoko.

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