AudMeme

Ask and you shall receive

Writer’s block!

You can think of ideas instead wtf.

Ask me a question and I will answer!

Unless it’s too disgusting or intrusive or something.  And evil comments about my loved ones will not be tolerated wtf.

If nobody asks me questions, I’ll just make questions up and ask myself WTF *nuts

For instance,

Audrey, why is it that you don’t like to share food?

Yea, I’m known at work for being – besides the girl who eats a lot wtf – the girl who doesn’t like to share food fml.  And the food I especially hate to share is fries.

When I’m out for a meal with other people, I get uncomfortable when they suggest to order a lot of small dishes and everyone shares (when it’s not Chinese food).  First of all, I have this fear that everyone will eat and there won’t be enough food for me WTF think I was a famine victim in my last life.  And secondly, I just wanna eat whatever I order ok! If I wanted to eat your dish I’d order it myself thanks wtf.

I think it’s because when growing up, Fat Her (who is an Olympic speed eater) would always finish his food damn fast and then either eat up all the dishes in the middle…or steal bits of food off my plate until I got angry to the point of tears WTF. Not that he wanted to starve his offspring la I think he just automatically wants to put something into his mouth as long as he’s still sitting at the table -_-    Worst was whenever we went out for fast food, he’d always order something ala carte while Ooib and I would order meal sets.  Then when he finished he’d eat up all my fries which happens to be my favorite part of fast food meals – I’d save them to eat for last but Fat Her would keep eating them while I was preoccupied with my burger wtf.

rubbish

So this probably explains why I hate sharing food.  Either that or I’m just plain selfish wtf.

Ok Imma wait for questions! *nervous wtf

Comments (38)

  • what is the worst thing you have ever done ? >:3

  • first!

    Tell us about your love story !!
    How you and Tim meet and stuffs liddat XD.

    teehee

  • i hate sharing food for the same reasons >.< or prolly cos i’m just assholically calculative. you pay half, YOU TAKE HALF ONLY *selfish*

    …ok brains not working cannot think of questions. i was so excited that someone else is (almost) as greedy as me so i had to comment 😀

  • audrey do you like to sing ? are you one of those people who hogs the mic during karaoke sessions and try to sing every song you know or are you one of those people who just hides in the corner and chow down on the free buffet and listen to other people sing ? 😛

  • aud. what do u think about plastic surgery? and will u ever consider it in the future?

  • Some of the books you like to read please!

  • i love fries too! *especially twister fries!!!!!* but i do share with ppl when i can’t finish it.. if it’s twister fries, then i won’t share >.<" Question: what is your biggest fear?

  • Hello, Audrey!

    What is your occupation? Apart from you being a ‘spy’, what do you do?

    You’ve got qualifications on Asian studies. So, is that part of your job qualification?

    Just saying.

  • What country would you like to visit, that you havent already been to?

    What is in your purse?

    What is the last book you read?

    What is the last song you listened?

    What is your favorite television show?

    Do you like snow?

  • I wanna know your horoscope!

    Let me guess, Gemini?

  • How TALL are you? 😀

  • what would your dream house look like?

  • What are some good comebacks when people impolitely point out your short? (I’m only 5 ft so this happens more than I want -__-)

  • youre damn cute <3 hehehe. ok i really can't think of a question right now I just wanted to say that this blog post made me smile ^^

  • How many different countries have you been to?

  • do u like to share umbrella? cos i hate sharing umbrella. i will only share with my family and bf. i dont know why but i hate sharing umbrella with friends.

  • Omg i have the exact same habit with you LOL , I hate sharing food with him because i know half my burger and fries would be gone …..
    Question is : Since you take quite an amount of pictures , what camera do you usually use to take those pics ?

  • Any tips on what to wear for small people like us? lol. I always have problems on what clothes fits me cos whatever I put on doesnt look that nice on me T_T You look awesome in everything that you’re wearing! *envies*

  • what is barry doing now and how is he? haha i read suet’s blog alot and its just kind of strange not reading anything about barry!

  • OMG i wanted to do the same “ask a question” post yesterday also cause nothing to blog about!!! /boo
    Btw I was telling giang about you liking soggy fries and you hating to share fries /boo

    Also, that’s my hand feeding you that fry. Do you think it’s a pretty hand?
    (yes this is my question)

    Follow up question: don’t you think my hand was skinnier back then?

    Follow up to follow up question: you see that birthmark on my hand? My mom said it’s not a birthmark and it’s because i didn’t wash my hand properly last time and it’s actually dirt wtf. Audrey, will you look me in the eye and tell me it’s a birthmark? /boo

  • But do you know that McD Fried stay in your stomach longer than other foods wtf.

    Ok, Question!
    What is the happiest moment of your life?

    What is your worst moment?

    How can you stay so skinny wtf?

    Thank you wtf!

    JB

  • when, where, how do you guys ‘The Club’ met and know each other? You guys bonded with each other so well. <3

    Thank you!

  • i wanna hear u bitch abt your relationship wtf no la sorry tim! u guys seem amazing together its just that it sounds like u’ve suffered alot of trauma in past relationships and im kinda subject to trauma now and have no one to bitch to no comfort no solace wtf

  • how much do you love me wtf

  • would u give up your cuteness to be taller if given a choice? 😛

  • for a short person, what do u do to make sure u stand out and everybody notices u?

  • tell us if tim snores a lot or not and how do u combat it!

  • wad kind of facial/cosmetic products do u use?

  • Was there any comments in the past post that really made you cry?

  • were you always this confident and cute wtf. were there any turning points in your life that changed any big part of you?

  • Your makeup collection + how to draw eyeliner tutorial

    i really hope you can do this one >_<

  • did you and do you still wish that you were taller?

  • Do I look cute as well? wtf….*cover face with both hands* XD

  • what if you found out tim is with your best friend, angela?

  • Do you prefer iPhone or Blackberry?

  • if u had to migrate and start a new elsewhere, money not a constraint, where would u go n why?

    what is your most favourite cartoon character?

  • What uni and college you graduated from?

  • hi aud. im really curious with your work. asian studies sounds fun but i’ve no idea what sort of work can relate to it. I saw your reply that you can’t tell but can u briefly describe your work if possible?
    thanks!

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