And the hits just keep on coming.
A couple of nights ago, before my virgin hot air balloon experience (that wasn’t to be), Wombeh and I went to Eric‘s new house to fix our Blackberries. One of Wombeh’s keys was stuck and I dropped mine until scratched already so I wanted to change housings.
I also had an aching bladder wtf.
So as soon as I got to Eric’s place I faster located the bathroom and rushed in to pee.
I pushed the button on the doorknob to lock but it didn’t seem to work. I thought it’s ok la new house and they know I’m in the toilet anyway don’t need to lock.
So after peeing (and washing my hands ahem) I twisted the doorknob to go out.
Or at least I tried to. The lock broke WTF T___________T
Feeling stupid, I knocked politely on the door wtf and said “Hello I’m locked in the toilet” WTF.
Thankfully Eric came to try to open the door. I think Wombeh was still drunk (cos we were at a Guinness party before that wtf) and was still lolling around on Eric’s couch fml.
Unfortunately Eric couldn’t unlock the door even with the key. Wombeh finally caught up to what was going on and rattled the doorknob hard to get it to open.
I heard Eric say “eh eh don’t break my door” double FML.
I had visions of sleeping in the toilet and taking emergency leave the next day T____________T But at the same time I wanted to laugh also cos why so stupid wan the things that happen to me!!! Even toilets hate me wtf.
In the end, I had to climb out of the toilet window triple FML.
Bathroom windows are normally located quite high up near the ceiling right.
So Eric passed me a what looked like a metal kitchen shelf to climb on and then out of the window quadruple FML.
Eric’s house was still new and the floor was unfinished so I was wearing my shoes in the bathroom! Had to take them off and pass them out of the window first wtf.
Then climb on the metal shelf like I’m a convict in Prison Break fck this shit.
(btw my pants nice ornot from minimaos wan commercial break wtf but I love them so old school!)
The window is damn small ok! And I was terrified I would fall cos the window was also pretty high up.
Got Wombeh to save me! <3 And Eric to help me take photos WTF this incident so ridiculous don’t blog also cannot.
Very hard ok have to do all sorts of acrobatics and gymnastics!
When I climbed up there I naturally poked my head out of the window first. Then I had to squeeze myself so I could stick out my legs too.
If not I would just fall headfirst out of the window *fear
Anyway thank god I am four feet nine because if I was any bit taller (and any less flexible – and I am actually damn flexible wtf) I wouldn’t have been able to squeeze my head and my legs out of the window at the same time!
Really this is the first time I’m so grateful to be this height T3T
Anyway freedom やった!!
And all for the love of my (new looking) Blackberry!! It’s still pink but I changed the keypad to white so the rainbow backlight is brighter.
Pink and white housing and pink angel case from Blackberryhousing.
And most importantly, I didn’t have to spend my life holed up in somebody’s bathroom wtf.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So, I got something funny to tell you.
I went to a friend’s house to study about 2 months ago. theirs is an old house la, really old by aussie standards but the owner was about to pull it all down to rebuild so didn’t fix anything. no one tell me like half the things are broken in the house.
Anyways, I went to toilet and locked it. new house, got different housemates coming back different time. I don’t want to suddenly lugi la.
suey suey, the stupid lock was very rusted and chose that time to rust until break. I couldn’t leave. and, unlike you, there was no window to even escape from. there was a “window” but it’s not openable. only a fly screen above 60cm by 20cm. -.- so they pass me a screwdriver so i can unscrew the stupid lock and get out.
HAHAHAHAHA but I was laughing so hard back then because quite funny also ahahahaha, then I see this post by you HAHAHAHAHA
This cracked me up so bad HAHAHA
if u were any taller, eric might actually need to lose his door hahahhahahaha
hahahahahahaha oh audreyyy why are u so suay? but this is very funny also I couldn’t stop laughing! LOL!!
Now you see the pro of being fourfeetnine =D
It happened twice to me in a office toilet and ends up I need to climb out.
Audrey, it seems like this kind of misfortunes only happens to you! Thank God for you height and the design of the window. Well, at least you had “fun”, saved by your “Prince Charming”! I salute you, Audrey! 😉 Take good care of yourself.
4′ 9″,
I know you are used to being called cute…but have you ever thought that you might be sexy?
LOL
Welcome to the club wtf
I, as well, locked myself in a friend’s bathroom once. Had to climb out of the window, too, just to get out FML
ROFL!! HILARIOUS!! by the way i think i could be shorter than you LOL..
hahahha that was epic!
Bwaahahahaha!This incident wanna made you grateful for being 4’9″
Wow this is funny!! Thank God you didn’t have to spend a night in the loo 😀
fourfeetnine damn pro! :O Thumbs up, haha.
‘shake head’ really beh tahan… never thought that at situation like this, still can take photos..~~
HHAHAHAHHAHAHA SERIOUSLY FUL TO THE MAXMAXMAX
ur shoes very dirty wtf
Prison break… It happen at our office also.. =D
Good to be petite!