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My fake birthday

Okay not to say I’m super eager for my birthday (because that would mean I’d be one year older T_T)

But! Last year I NEVER celebrated my birthday. NEVER!

My birthday fell on a week day last year and I think I worked late some more fuck this shit.

And I think I was in a self pity mode last year or something and assured myself nobody would wanna celebrate my birthday with me anyway WTF (besides Fat Her, Mumsy and Wombeh)

I felt like shit and looked like shit so I told my parents and Wombeh that I would celebrate on a day where I actually looked presentable.

That day never came WTF.

So I ended up never celebrating! But if you don’t celebrate, does that mean you didn’t turn a year older? *hopeful

So this year I decided I would celebrate no matter what! I had my birthday party…one month early wtf.

Making up for lost time ok!

(actually because Jam and Suetpants were back and I wanted to have more friends -_-)

And ctually not really a birthday party la.  I told everyone not to bring presents just come cos all I wanna do is really cut a cake (which I don’t actually eat) surrounded by lots of people wtf *popularity whore

So these were the people who came! Wombeh who’s as usual treating me like a teddy bear.  Or a gnome.

And whirling Suetpants wtf.

Cheesie and Suetpants!

Jamtart!

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Fujii Lena and Hasegawa Jun WTF.

You know how Lena (from Vivi) has signature expressions? She does that smiling while biting her lower lip thing and some weird pout that looks like a cross between a duckface and a grimace.

Cheesie and I tried it.  And looked like imbeciles.

This is why Lena is in Vivi and we are not *wise wtf

Lainey and Ah Chayyy

The biggest pimp I know.  Bet he loves this picture cos he’s the only one with XY chromosomes.

Group photo wtf.

Everyone at the table had a Blackberry!  Guess which one belongs to who!

Clue: Obviously the brown one at the side is Latat’s WTF.

Red Velvet birthday cake!  Cake also cheat wan because it doesn’t have my name written on it and I am clearly not one year old wtf.

But cutting cake is all that matters!

I reminded Wombeh to buy me a cake WTF.  But then he told me he forgot and apologized I got really heartbroken because then my fake birthday would be redundant -_- (as though it wasn’t already)

But he was bluffing (as usual)!

I can has cake!

Technically I could have my cake and eat it too 😀 But I didn’t because I don’t like cake wtf.

So happy 😀

Bitches realized that the frill on my dress was actually removable

Made me do stupid things with it!

(oh I got this dress with Wendy during my florals phase ok don’t judge I’m still changing style!!!)

仲間が良い!!

Super love this set of photos <3  Took them with Jammie’s supercalifragilistic camera but the flash actually came from Pimp Soong’s BB which he was flashing from the side!

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Real group photo!

Fake birthdays are so fun!  No stress of getting a year older (because it’s not technically your birthday) and you can have one whenever you like!! (I’m thinking every month)

Thank you every buddy for coming for my fake birthday I had loads of fun and it cured me of my phobia of nobody coming to my birthday party wtf <3

Sorry Wombeh’s brother doesn’t want his photo up.

Oh and Latat wants to see your smile WTF.

Comments (22)

  • Happy fake birthday babie !!!!!! *moahhhhhhh* fake birthday kiss wtf

  • Awwww, you and Timothy look so cute tgt in the first pic 😉 and hell yeah you guys are one big BB family! Even the torch is pinky :O

  • Happy fake birthday Audrey! Seemed like you had lots of fun 😉 Oh, birthday party every month? Sounds like fun 🙂

  • ……..

    ……..

    i’m not there.

    will u have a real birthday when i am?

  • do u wanna make fren with my garden gnome!

  • so lovingggg the 1st pic tim hugs & sayang u 🙂 admire to max!!

  • latat looks like some creepy paedophile hahajsdhakjlsdakjshdjh

  • Quite a silent reader 😛

    Happy fake birthday.. hehe

    Fake frills dress compliments a fake birthday

  • Wish I was there! T__T

    You looked really pretty!! Love the dress! <3

    Btw, how come latat grew so much facial hair in a span of few days ar WTF

  • Aww! This is so nice! Been waiting to see you post this since you mentioned the fake birthday on Twitter.

    Made my day really, was smiling at the pics. 🙂

    No, I’m not stoned.

    Glad you had fun Aud! *hugs

  • Wow so many Blackberrys! No Iphone fans, I’m assuming? 😉

  • awwww.. but how can ANYONE be not a fan of cakes? especially red velvet! and LOL to the fake frills =)

  • I lov3 the group photos! All look like princess! x)

    Happy Fake Birthday baby! <3

  • happy belated fake birthday!! 😀

  • may i know where can to get red velvet cake?

  • I think you meant ‘last year I didn’t’, rather than “never” (: typo?

  • WHY U CALL ME SUETPANTS damn un-endearing wtf. spongebob squarepants ah wtf

  • the hello kitty charger for the bb is so cute!! may I know where did u get it?

  • OMG!! I spy a Torch that has a colourful keyboard!! I didn’t know torch can change keyboard I wants it now!!

  • Why is my comment grey I WANT IT PINK!!!

  • hahaha i was never introduced! but known as THE pimp, i guess thats good enough. hahahaha

  • wah! so fun! Makes me wanna have a fake birthday party too :3

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