There can only be one reason why you’re reading this blog.

It must be because you’re here to bask in my audsomeness.

(either that or you hate me and are only reading hoping I’ll one day stop posting because I’ve died)

But never mind I only focus on positivities!

Anyway since this post is about Audsomeness, Imma write a list of reasons why I am so Awesome(ly cute)

Or if I run out of reasons why I’m awesome, just things that I find awesome period then wtf.

1. Ugly children
Ugly kids grow up to be pretty nice looking sometimes! Trust me I know WTF. Ugly kids (because they don’t have looks to rely on) have no choice but to study hard (since it’s unlikely they grow up to be models) and/or to develop good personalities to get on in life and often they turn out wonderful individuals. True story! So don’t judge a kid by their cover.

2. Knowyourmeme.com
Your one stop source of Forever Alone, Y U NO, Asian Dad, etc. Where else would you get the knowledge to pretend to be an Internet meme geek? (this post is also filled with meme references so now you know exactly how big a geek I am)

3. The sound of rain pattering on your window (or zinc roof) when you’re in bed
Couple that with the knowledge that the rain just started as you’re getting ready for bed …or you woke up in the middle of the night because you heard it raining and you know you got a couple more hours of sleep to go…

4. This blog – the perfect blend of frivolity, bad jokes and pseudo-intelligence (and modesty)

5. How I met your Mother
It’s not awesome, it’s legendary.

6. Saturdays!
Ever since I joined the work force, vacation days are a precious commodity 🙁 But then there are Satudays! Knowing that you have today and the next to sleep in, wear shorts and sleep some more is pure bliss (Students, take note) If you take away my Saturday, I will destroy you.

7. Japan

I’d move there. In a heartbeat! Even with the radiation. Have you donated yet? #prayforjapan

8. Makeup

A picture paints a thousand words. And makeup paints a thousand flaws! And there are no ugly women, only lazy ones wtf.

9. A liberal arts education

Despite the fact that as a result of my college education I now have a loan the size of India to pay back….

HAHAHAHAHHA

….I think one of the best things my parents ever got me was sending me for a liberal arts education. There were so many fields of interest and academics that I played around with in college which many of my friends didn’t get to do. I always think that without it I would have been a very different and possibly lesser person.

10. The moment right before you fall asleep. When your breathing turns regular and deep, your thoughts start running into each other and then turn into dreams <3

11. Walking into a nail salon without an appointment and finding they have a free chair YAY

12. Being 20 something and looking 16 WTF.

The other day I got picked up outside a McDonald’s by a boy who looked all of 18 -_- I nearly told him I could be his mother but then I have to applaud the confidence of youth wtf.

13. When you’ve done a good job and your boss sends you a virtual pat on the pack through email.

14. Finding something you thought you’d lost forever WTF

I’m always losing things and finding them again maybe months later in somewhere unexpected. Damn awesome ok that feeling it’s like getting a free gift in your own house!

15. Kitty chan!

16. Big foreheads. Where the brains are. Case in point WTF

17. Sunkist.
Sunkist is THE orange juice brand and I’m now drinking a lot of orange juice compared to soft drinks because I’ve come to realize my own mortality (!!) and Sunkist is equally awesome but healthier than Coke.

And Sunkist is giving some lucky fella an awesome 8 day getaway to Italy – in a Ferrari!

Annoying Orange is annoying. And orange. Nyehehe

To participate, buy a Sunkist with “AWESOME” on its wrapper and take an awesome photo with the pack.

I took three because I’m kiasu like that.

Awesome hyper act cute face.

Awesome full of raw energy face

Awesome d-bag face

Submit your photo here or MMS it to 016 339 9950. Don’t forget to type <Sunkist, Name, IC Number, Age>

RM500 cash prize also goes to the photo with the most votes in a week, and RM100 cash to the two (2) enthusiastic voters who vote the most number of times in a week.

Go here to participate!

Yes I know I’m awesome. You’re welcome.