edit: sorry guys i just got news that the show is actually this monday, the 25th of april. sorry for the confusion they provided me the wrong details T.T please leave a comment to confirm if you guys can make it!!!!! i’ll pick the top 3 on saturday. again gomen ne!
Ok the title sounds abit freaky.
Like you’d imagine mud-painted men with spears rushing at you shouting out prayers WTF.
But I assure you it’s not! I think…
PJLA is giving 3 of my readers a pair of tickets to watch the above comedy!
Show : The God of Carnage
Date & Time : 28th April 2011, Thursday. 8:30PM
Location: PJ Life Arts, Jaya One
God of Carnage is a comedy about two boys who get into a fight and their parents get hands on and meet to settle things in a civilized manner but things get out of hand…. wtf.
Aiya sorry I’m watching movie now and I’m bad at synopses anyway wtf but it looks promisingly funny! I mean with people like Lina Teoh, Will Quah, Maya Tan and Megat Shahrizal it should be good.
(actually I only know Lina Teoh WTF)
Better synopsis here.
But anyway me and Wombeh will be going on the 28th! So if you wanna come watch God of Carnage with us, just comment and tell me if you were a god, god of what would you be and why 😀
(my question so interesting right!)
Also leave your email address for me to contact you ok. The 3 best comments will win a pair of tickets each. Contest ends next Saturday, 23 April.
Good luck!
Comments (65)
eh not living in malaysia. but i just wanna answer the qn for the sake of it.
god of good grades. xD
i would like to be in charge of who gets good grades in this world cuz its damn annoying when people who dont study as hard get better grades. hahaha.
okay studying for exams now thats why so mad “wtf”.
God of Punishment for those who flouts traffic rules and have special powers to make them disappear off the streets.
Oh why because, it’s obvious. Safer streets for everyone else to drive on 😀
I want to be God of Politics! I want to be in charge of choosing the leader who will rule a country/state/area! because there’s always too much dirty money politics involved! eg. recent sarawak election.
I would be a god of HIGHNESS wooooo so chun. highness as in ‘high’ on something. i would just throw a rainbow at them and their mood would immediately lighten up. Some ppl need some serious cheering up hohohoh
God of Erectile Dysfunction. To help the scorned women in the world.
I want to be god of chun-ness. So that I would be the chunest of them all.
I wanna be the god of WEATHER because if i were one, then I would have the rights to decide on how the weather should be every day. weather tonight is so godamn hot that i cant sleep arghhhh!
God of Awesomeness! you know, just cause 🙂
I can easily get away with troubles with my charm cause everyone wants to know me or be me 😀
I want to be the god of time. I would like to control all the time. Make the good time longer and the bad time shorter. If I think of some good memory, I could back to the moment I want. The most important thing is give myself more time for me to complete my Final Year Project. =)
I wanna be god of wealth (Choy San) because everyone love choy san yeh and won’t do anything that annoy him. =D
If I were God, I would like to be a God of Beauty, acknowledging both inner, outer, experience, blessing type of beauty. I will be in charge of providing to those who deserve it, for every steps and initiative a person done to make another person life prettier, he/she deserves to be blessed with more beautiful life and experience. And to those that fill the less unfortunate people with joy will bring extra bonus to the person in having more beauty advantage, like fairer skin, shinier hair, rosy cheeks, glowing, and maybe lock their age … hahaha… i sound so vain…
God of patience… So I can sprinkle some of my patience to every part of the world so people are much calmer, nicer and not so ganas.. Hehehe.. Then u have happy people & animals 🙂
I want to be the God of Imagination, so I can make sure adults never lose theirs 🙂
God of Winner, so i can win this ticket >.< !! *i`m so lame ==*
I wanna be a human god, sometimes gods aren’t able to do things humans are able to do, such as go to hotel and open room to……………………………………………………………………………..get a happy ending massage lolol 🙂 🙂 🙂
I want to be God of Flight so that I can travel to any place easily without having to battle traffic jams or rising air fares. Most imptly just so I can fly to M’sia to watch this comedy 🙂
I would be the Goddess of Fashion. Because, have you seen some of the things people are wearing nowadays?! It would be pretty cool to be able to walk around with the ability to change what people were wearing in the snap of a finger / blink of an eye.
It would also come in pretty handy if I had an enemy. Like, *blink* and the person’s got some silly clown costume on in public.
Okay, I ramble. But yeah, pick me! 😀
zihwye: hahaha good luck for your exams!
joanna: YA! god every time some asshole cuts in front of me when his traffic light is red, i wish i could strike him with lightning WTF.
chrissy: ooo i like your answer too 😀 but it could easily be abused too. like what if you became corrupt WTF
yuen: hahaha throw rainbow at me! esp if it comes with a pot of gold at the end of it 😀
ping: is this from personal experience WTF
angela: hahaha why you wanna be the chunnest!
jacquelyn: on aircon!
amanda: ooo useful talent!
luckystrike: that would be awesome!
sam: lololol but you’d be fat with a beard wtf
jessie: eh it sounds like a real god already! is there one like that?
tash: hahaha gimme some patience yo
rebby: awww sweet 😀
linz: hahaha gimme some money wtf -_-
jeff: …..no need to be god lidat!
angelax: ahhh means you can’t actually make it?
charissa: you could also have the power to design new trends!
ah i just realized that some people are answering me for fun and not cos they can really attend 🙁 can all of you really come to the comedy ornot!
I wish … I can make it to the comedy show, just lemme win, I want to see Will Quah *watery eyes*
I want to be the God of Karma and punish all evildoers mwahaha! Okay this is actually because I have got really shit relatives who did the worst thing a child can ever do – abandon their parents. So yes, God of Karma so I can present this as a gift to my lovely parents who LOVE theatre and definitely deserve a good night out!
i wish to be the ‘Y U NO’ God so no one can question my angst albeit my genetically inherited good looks.
I wish I can be a God of CHANCE! To let peoples have the ability to re-do some decisions which they feel sorry or regret for! Like u wish u never bought a shoes in smaller size just because they have no more your size and u simply can’t resist how cute the shoes is! Or you wish u didn’t missed ur gf/bf’s birthday for some stupid reason(okie,I hope my bf saw this!!), or anything which sounds more serious lar(unlike those silly things I mentioned above) that we actually really feel regretful.. I think sometimes good peoples deserved a second chance. And also a ticket! I mean good people like me,lol..
yeah. answered for a purpose. it’d be cool to go for it 😀
god of cook. simple i know. but all i want is to able to cook for the love of my life. not hungry women is an angry women, but a hungry man is a lost poor soul. :3
I’d be the god of university admissions so they wouldn’t be such a lottery.
pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😀
Well, i came back to check so yeah, i can come if i’m picked 😀
I want to be God of Justice! A modern day Kuan Gong dispensing justice fairly, swiftly and equally. Protecting the oppressed, the downtrodden; and punishing the evil, the corrupt and the greedy.
I wanna be a God of common sense so that I can knock some sense into so many ppl – from our Malaysian politicians, to my parents, to my bosses, you get the drift! :0)
Afterall, common sense is so rare that it’s a super power!
p/s : yes, i can make it if im selected! 🙂
God of convincing, then all people are my followers, and there’ll be just one religion ! No free will for my people, haha.
haha if its comedy tickets we’re trying to win, then why so serious? 😉
God of Fooooodddddddddd!
yummy for my tummy 😀
lol. Fat with beard also so many people love. damn nice la
God of love because love always been the best part of all human life
If I’m god? Is this like a trick question? Lol.
Since we’re on the topic of laughter and comedy, If I’m a god, I would naturally choose.. *drum rolls*… the God Of Laughter!! Muahaha, is there even such a god.
Anyway Mr Isaac the God Of Laughter obtained this heavenly gift of making any Tom, Dick, Harry, and Jane laugh just by winking at them. *WINKS* Laughing therapy, to see someone laugh out loud will inevitably make your own soul laugh as well, and that what I’m looking for. Happiness!
Now would you laugh for me? Please? *wink wink*.
if you were a god, god of what would you be and why
I would be the GOD like in the movies bruce almighty because he have the POWER to change everything except love and one more thing i forget but i would love to be a GOD of the PEOPLE and try my best to change everybody LIFE and if they are happy and i happy too. Because i love to help other and people appreciate what i help them it make me more happy what i am doing.
I hope that i can change everybody life but it is impossible to do so because in this WORLD there is billion billion of people. It would not be easy to do so but at least i try my best to change the WORLD and the PEOPLE mindset
It sound WTF right?
God of gravity! stick everything when i want, leave everything when i want! =D
God of love match ( yue lao )! Everyone was born to be with their Mr/ Ms Right. I wanna the world feel the love in the air together. No one is gonna be lonely cause each of us are special in our own way.No single ladies or man gonna appear on the street cause my love match power is so gonna be efficient and effective. Say bravo to L.O.V.E! 😀
right now, i wanna be God of Time cz i jz saw this post and thought yayy maybe i might be the first few readers to first read this n got chance to win but scroll down n i see 40 comments!so i wanna reverse the time to sun apr 17th 9.48 pm n there!first to comment hahah! psst:i stay very near to Jaya One 😀
if I would be a God, I would be God of Forget. I will make everyone forget what’s is unhappy, sad and happening that would scare their whole life. So other good deeds will be done by other God. =) Live good!!
The God of Being Very Early.
Reason being for outings or events, I’m always there early.. minimum 30 mins early.
Some people have joked that if that I’m not 30mins before and event starts, that means I won’t be coming at all.
God of War, so that I can kill all the commenters up there like zapping the flies and get the tickets for myself.
I’d like to be a God who can make cigarettes turn into gummy worms !
Comes in handy when some inconsiderate people are smoking in eateries and also in jogging parks. And they say you get healthier by going jogging often. I’d say you’d die early due to the inhalation of second-hand smoke when you jog.
God of Fortune!
First,my name rhymes with it.then I need money badly and I’m addicted to shopholic!so if I uses the money,I can just use my magic skills and print out more money
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If I could be God, I’ll be the jesus one, except I cannot be god. Because im not god. Because if I am supposed to be god, then I would be God, but since I’m not god, so I cannot be god.
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sorry guys i just got news that the show is actually this monday, the 25th of april. sorry for the confusion they provided me the wrong details T.T please leave a comment to confirm if you guys can make it!!!!! i’ll pick the top 3 on saturday. again gomen ne!